Woman in a coma

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  • ericthegangster
    SBR MVP
    • 12-10-09
    • 1764

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    Woman in a coma
    A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private parts and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her.

    They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.

    The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.

    The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
  • paranoyd androyd
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    • 10-01-11
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    • The Kraken
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      • 12-25-11
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      • ttrace35
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        • 09-30-10
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        • DOMINATER
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          • 12-10-09
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          • UpInsmoke33
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            • 12-04-11
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            • Kalibongo
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              • 01-27-12
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              • ODDmaster
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                • 02-15-12
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                • ngates815
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                  • 12-01-09
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                  • sickler
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                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #10
                    It's a cultural thing. Some men won't eat pussy. It isn't in their vocabulary. Oral is only one way : rooster in mouth

                    Which race/ethnic group is the joke targeting?
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                    • ngates815
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                      • 12-01-09
                      • 13845

                      #11
                      Thanks sickler...I didn't understand the joke until you just explained the cultural part...Then I put 2 and 2 together and I got it, so I laughed.
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                      • sickler
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                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Gates, it's just a guess.

                        It's likely just a sexist joke with no cultural consideration
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                        • tanner40
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                          • 03-24-10
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                          • tinhphai
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                            • 11-09-10
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                            • hankcream
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                              • 06-30-10
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