The Centaur's tips to a +ev lifestyle

[TheCentaur]

Feel free to amend or add to these ideas...

1) Never take a CC to a strip club. Go with only the specific amount of cash you are willing to spend, and when that's tapped ur done. Bad things can happen when a strip club gets a hold of your card including fraudulent charges and sweet talking hoes hustling you for more than you ever imagined spending. Try to save enough for cab fare, but sometimes this is a good excuse to get that hottie to give you a ride if ur broke.

2) Always buy the milk at the back of the display. Fresher milk means more time to use it and less waste. This can add up. Seriously, how often do you completely finish milk before you throw some out?

3) Never go all in on anything. This applies to everything, gambling, investments, girls, etc. If you're all in at a poker table it shouldn't be for your whole bankroll or you are playing too big of a game. Diversify ur portfolio, buy some platinum, commodoties, foreign bonds, etc. along with your AAPL. Also, get a prenup.

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[daneblazer]

I've always bought the milk at the back of the display

[thunderous]

How about never go to a strip club? I mean anyone can do better by going to a bar and for those who can't CL/Backpage is always there
But yes if strip club is your thing then going without a CC is the right way to go.

[spiritocenty]

Where did you dig up this gem of a thread?

[VegasInsider]

Never order fish at a restaurant on Sunday

Most restaurants get their seafood from purveyors on Tuesday and Friday. Most good restaurants are closed on Monday, so that's why it's omitted. If you go to Sunday Brunch with your queen and you see a variety of "different" seafood applications....there is a reason. Steer clear and head to the carving station.