don't light bottle rockets in your anus guys

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  • milwaukee mike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-22-07
    • 26914

    #1
    don't light bottle rockets in your anus guys
    might seem like a good idea but someone's bound to get hurt


  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #2
    "Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the deck.
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    • milwaukee mike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-22-07
      • 26914

      #3
      still don't know how the guy can be suing for damages saying he got "startled".
      no matter how drunk i was, i would notice a dude with his pants down and a bottle rocket shoved up his ass right next to me
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      • Extra Innings
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-26-10
        • 15058

        #4
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        • milwaukee mike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-22-07
          • 26914

          #5
          extra innings that pussy in your avatar looks like it has a yeast infection
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          • VegasVixen
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-03-10
            • 991

            #6
            Rectum??!... Damn near killed him!!
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