What's the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat?
Cannot catch a break. Put my head in the noose and jumped... but that just tore the chandelier off the ceiling and brought a whole shitload of roof down on my head.
**** you, kamke!
nikossf
SBR MVP
03-02-10
2217
#2
Sorry Baskets... terrible loss here bud,..I was on the other side of this one..but I understand your pain.. this is why I have a lot of friends that dont even watch matches or games they bet on.. Too much stress..Just care about the WIN or LOSS.. nothing else..
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#3
Quickest way would be to let TT do a belly flop on you. Would be painless
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baskets
SBR Posting Legend
11-24-11
11691
#4
I don't know who TT is.
I just put a gun to my earhole... fired.... and the bullest just passed out thru the other earhole.
NEED A ******* SOLUTION HERE, BOYS!!!
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#5
Let some dude fukk you up the ass
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baskets
SBR Posting Legend
11-24-11
11691
#6
that just happened
his name was Kamke... up 5-1 in the tb.... and had set point.... couldn't finish the deal so I lost my total and a sniff at 500 b/c of a half fukking game
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#7
^what just happened
some guy pounded your ass
I want someone to pound my ass right now
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baskets
SBR Posting Legend
11-24-11
11691
#8
lol, all you have to do is bet tennis... and see yourself just milimeters from grabbing the cash....
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RedSox88
SBR Wise Guy
01-18-11
912
#9
shouldnt joke about that stuff
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#10
^someone pounding my his or my ass....
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Ernie Mccracken
SBR MVP
09-11-11
1986
#11
Originally posted by tony_come
Let some dude fukk you up the ass
AIDS is a relatively slow and painful way to go, though.
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ttwarrior1
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
06-23-09
28457
#12
member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
Read this first before thinking of killing yourself.
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baskets
SBR Posting Legend
11-24-11
11691
#14
Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
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MoneyLineDawg
SBR Posting Legend
01-01-09
13253
#15
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
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LT Profits
SBR Aristocracy
10-27-06
90963
#16
Originally posted by baskets
Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
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cant call it
SBR Hall of Famer
08-29-10
8817
#17
lay down on interstate.
count mufflers until you get to 100.
repeat.
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crustyme
SBR Posting Legend
09-29-10
16896
#18
show your racist postings to group of black guys.
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Living The Dream
SBR MVP
12-23-09
4521
#19
Did I miss a racist comment?
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#20
Originally posted by LT Profits
Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
They lost recently.
Don't know if it was league or Copa del Rey
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RedSox88
SBR Wise Guy
01-18-11
912
#21
the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat is going to be the same as the best way to kill yourself in general
so when you are googling this information instead of typing in the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat
just type in the best way to kill yourself period, as this will yield the results you are looking for,
good luck!
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JimmysEgo
SBR MVP
06-07-10
1201
#22
"best way" meaning the least painful, or quickest, or cleanest, or messiest? I'd like to go out wrestling a grizzly bear. i'd set up a camera and figure someone would eventually find it and put the video on youtube instant viral. and what if i kill the bear with a chuck norris chop to his throat? that would be an awesome video. win win, except for the bear i guess.