In a rut boys dude needs help

spankie · 02-09-12, 07:11 PM

hi don.

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ngates815 · 02-09-12, 07:15 PM

Creep through your window and wait for your neighbor to walk outside to get the mail/garbage whatever.

Then take off running outside in your boxers only, screaming at top of your lungs.

She'll ask you what's wrong, tell her there's a spider in the hallway and you're afraid.

Ask her to help you kill it.

Rape.

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:15 PM

Thanks Spank I appreciate all help

ngates815 · 02-09-12, 07:16 PM

Rape is not something to joke around about it (is what the bottom part should of read) (only can type certain amount of characters per post on my phone). Hopefully she gives you sympathy sex, for being such a pansy. If not.........

jjgold · 02-09-12, 07:18 PM

Donnie post some pics and I will rate you

YouMama · 02-09-12, 07:19 PM

lower your standards until it happens, then work your way back up the stakes again

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by YouMama

lower your standards until it happens, then work your way back up the stakes again

I might try this at bar tonight

sickler · 02-09-12, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by dondude

I usually don't have a prob getting a chick but lately I couldn't get one if I had to I like to think I'm a decent lookin Dude nicer than average ... Average size rooster Any tips ? Do I need a escort maybe to end this ? -don

Big bank balance/average rooster is much more helpful than average bank balance/big rooster.

You didn't mention your finances.

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:29 PM

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spankie · 02-09-12, 07:29 PM

jj do a video review on donnie

discuss pros/cons and provide guidance

ngates815 · 02-09-12, 07:32 PM

I'd let you finger me don, you have nice facial hair.

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:32 PM

yeah im really lost here boys do i need to lose the beard ?? its never hurt me before either chicks like it or they dont

yahoonino · 02-09-12, 07:32 PM

lose your beard ,,,cut your hair ,,,,and you are in,,

ngates815 · 02-09-12, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by yahoonino

lose your beard ,,,cut your hair ,,,,and you are in,,

Yikes...

Little harsh.

Lots of hair/beard hating going on with all these clean cut guys on SBR...maybe janitors like myself don't belong.

broadway6 · 02-09-12, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by ngates815

I'd let you finger me don, you have nice facial hair.

what's wrong with you gates?

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:41 PM

have decent job an i go to school part time ... just been on edge lately with this issue ... almost left work early to go to casino today to get my mind off it ...

hels · 02-09-12, 07:44 PM

Mods, start moving stuff like this to the saloon. It has nothing to do with sports.

spankie · 02-09-12, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by dondude

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donnie

have you ever considered smokin' the weed?

you could pick up some hot stoner chicks or something

i can see it

YouMama · 02-09-12, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Big bank balance/average rooster is much more helpful than average bank balance/big rooster. You didn't mention your finances.

big rooster only helps when u are dealing w a whole social group of females... like a ex gf and her friends

dondude · 02-09-12, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by hels

Mods, start moving stuff like this to the saloon. It has nothing to do with sports.

lol theres a ton of threads that have nothing to do with sports .....

sickler · 02-09-12, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by YouMama

big rooster only helps when u are dealing w a whole social group of females... like a ex gf and her friends

I wouldn't know

Don't listen to what Cougar Bait says, it isn't true

dondude · 02-09-12, 08:04 PM

Wish had big rooster. Would call it The truth ask women if they want the truth an tell em they can't handle it

jjgold · 02-09-12, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by dondude

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Not bad man

Beard is ok if it is accepted in your part of the Country
Around here with thrown honey in guys fukkin beards because there not accepted
Your hair is messy..ok man but look at my fukkin rug and realize that is how you should style your hair
Do you shave your rooster??

I say your 6.67" 4 veins...decent girth..not a mushroom

I rate you 7.2

dondude · 02-09-12, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not bad man

Beard is ok if it is accepted in your part of the Country
Around here with thrown honey in guys fukkin beards because there not accepted
Your hair is messy..ok man but look at my fukkin rug and realize that is how you should style your hair
Do you shave your rooster??

I say your 6.67" 4 veins...decent girth..not a mushroom

I rate you 7.2

im from tx all sorts of styles here jj i like your rug ... gonna watch video an copy style for tonight an try that

Tchocky · 02-09-12, 10:53 PM

Have you tried online dating? My sister met her husband that way. At least you'll get a fair amount of dates.

dondude · 02-10-12, 02:24 AM

Haven't really gone that route hardcore yet. Will think about it

Ethan1122 · 02-10-12, 03:46 AM

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Alexander Ovechkin?