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  • samgurt
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-10
    • 2980

    #1
    Getting my 1st massage of my life tomorrow


    F'd up my back this fall while i was weed whipping and now i'm starting to get hip pain too. I think I have a pinched sciatic nerve. hopefully this shit helps.

    Anyone else have an experience with massages helping with pain?
  • EaglesPhan36
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 71662

    #2
    Make sure you drink like gallons of water after and if you have anything scheduled for after your massage - cancel it. I made the mistake of going back to work after getting one and I thought I was going to die late in the day because I got very stiff and sore once the euphoria wore off.
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    • ProfaneReality
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 04-14-09
      • 7607

      #3
      If a disc was pinching your sciatic nerve, you would be damn near crippled. I've had it before... it's the most excruciating pain I have ever dealt with. I would rather take 100 kicks to the groin.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Guy or girl???

        I would choose girl.................sick story

        My buddy V>W CASH of Newark went for a massage for back pain..legit place and a guy was the masseuse..no biggie right??

        Ok my buddy gets on the table with a towel on only..no biggie

        He is on his stomach and guy rubbing his back which is helping, music in backround was bay city rollers (by the way one of greatest bands ever) so masseuse doing his thing and now doing the lower back which was cool but gradually was inching my buds towel off and his hands was now starting to rub his buttocks (masseuse says it helps back pain so my boy says cool) anway he now getting closer to his ass and his fingers expanding all over buttocks.........my boy let his guard down when he felt liquid dropping on his ass and let it go..anyway the masseuse starts to finger him and my boy does not even realize it until he put his second finger in his ass and basically said WTF man??????? Masseuse says you did not say anything so I thought you were enjoying it..my boy ends it


        Sammy be careful man if a guy because many gay or bi
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        • ngates815
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-01-09
          • 13845

          #5
          Explain weed whipping?
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          • KingJD31
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-04-11
            • 8167

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Guy or girl???

            I would choose girl.................sick story

            My buddy V>W CASH of Newark went for a massage for back pain..legit place and a guy was the masseuse..no biggie right??

            Ok my buddy gets on the table with a towel on only..no biggie

            He is on his stomach and guy rubbing his back which is helping, music in backround was bay city rollers (by the way one of greatest bands ever) so masseuse doing his thing and now doing the lower back which was cool but gradually was inching my buds towel off and his hands was now starting to rub his buttocks (masseuse says it helps back pain so my boy says cool) anway he now getting closer to his ass and his fingers expanding all over buttocks.........my boy let his guard down when he felt liquid dropping on his ass and let it go..anyway the masseuse starts to finger him and my boy does not even realize it until he put his second finger in his ass and basically said WTF man??????? Masseuse says you did not say anything so I thought you were enjoying it..my boy ends it


            Sammy be careful man if a guy because many gay or bi
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            • paranoyd androyd
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-01-11
              • 6459

              #7
              oh fukk
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              • samgurt
                SBR MVP
                • 05-31-10
                • 2980

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Guy or girl??? I would choose girl.................sick story My buddy V>W CASH of Newark went for a massage for back pain..legit place and a guy was the masseuse..no biggie right?? Ok my buddy gets on the table with a towel on only..no biggie He is on his stomach and guy rubbing his back which is helping, music in backround was bay city rollers (by the way one of greatest bands ever) so masseuse doing his thing and now doing the lower back which was cool but gradually was inching my buds towel off and his hands was now starting to rub his buttocks (masseuse says it helps back pain so my boy says cool) anway he now getting closer to his ass and his fingers expanding all over buttocks.........my boy let his guard down when he felt liquid dropping on his ass and let it go..anyway the masseuse starts to finger him and my boy does not even realize it until he put his second finger in his ass and basically said WTF man??????? Masseuse says you did not say anything so I thought you were enjoying it..my boy ends it Sammy be careful man if a guy because many gay or bi
                they only have 1 masseuse who does deep tissue therapy and it happens to be a male
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                • William Walters
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-17-11
                  • 6372

                  #9
                  Morning JJ much more entertaining. More succinct.
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                  • samgurt
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-31-10
                    • 2980

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ngates815
                    Explain weed whipping?
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Sammy your in trouble man
                      Pray he is straight
                      I would cork yourself to be safe

                      I know many guys that use cork to send a message that they are straight .
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                      • samgurt
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-31-10
                        • 2980

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Sammy your in trouble man Pray he is straight I would cork yourself to be safe I know many guys that use cork to send a message that they are straight .
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                        • ngates815
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-01-09
                          • 13845

                          #13
                          Originally posted by samgurt

                          Ahhhh nice.

                          I remember those days, I always enjoyed doing that.
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                          • William Walters
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 6372

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Sammy your in trouble man
                            Pray he is straight
                            I would cork yourself to be safe

                            I know many guys that use cork to send a message that they are straight .
                            Much better.
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              I get a Thai Massage every three weeks. This is where I go and it's the best and I feel great after it. I have had just about every kind of massage imaginable and if you go to a good Thai place and they know what they are doing there is nothing like it in the world...
                              On line reservation or (415) 931-7692
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Illini tell everyone how straight guys are advised to use corks at the power exchange to avoid any unusual situation
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                                • BIGDAY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 02-17-10
                                  • 48245

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Illini tell everyone how straight guys are advised to use corks at the power exchange to avoid any unusual situation
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                                  • Smoke
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 48111

                                    #18
                                    have fun getting a dude massage
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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      I get a massage monthly. Nothing better than to place a wager, go in for the massage, and then cash after your done.
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                                      • Iced
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-04-11
                                        • 1614

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by samgurt
                                        they only have 1 masseuse who does deep tissue therapy and it happens to be a male
                                        Why wouldn't you choose a different massage place?
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                                        • Tree Rollins
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-16-09
                                          • 3968

                                          #21
                                          Rub and tug?
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Sammy not busting your balls here at all..solid guy

                                            Are you bi or straight??

                                            I could care less if your Bi..Corbin likes all people
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                                            • wtf
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-22-08
                                              • 12983

                                              #23
                                              how can you let another dude massage you?'

                                              seriously, think about this
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                WTF loves these threads

                                                Sammy dont go man
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                                                • samgurt
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 05-31-10
                                                  • 2980

                                                  #25
                                                  Im not gay haha. Might just hafta wear underwear or cork the hole
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                                                  • Flexin
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 10-09-10
                                                    • 969

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                                    Make sure you drink like gallons of water after and if you have anything scheduled for after your massage - cancel it. I made the mistake of going back to work after getting one and I thought I was going to die late in the day because I got very stiff and sore once the euphoria wore off.
                                                    I felt like I could lift a car after mine. Went back to work and had no problems.

                                                    James
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                                                    • samgurt
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-31-10
                                                      • 2980

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Iced
                                                      Why wouldn't you choose a different massage place?
                                                      Cuz it is at the health club I am a member at so I get a way better price
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by samgurt
                                                        Im not gay haha. Might just hafta wear underwear or cork the hole
                                                        Sammy just be careful...these guys are sexually dangerous
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                                                        • Smoke
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-09-09
                                                          • 48111

                                                          #29
                                                          Sam a cork will do no good

                                                          Its gonna get popped son

                                                          Make sure you lube up
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                                                          • samgurt
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-31-10
                                                            • 2980

                                                            #30
                                                            I will bring a rape whistle
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                                                            • sickler
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-05-08
                                                              • 15006

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                              If a disc was pinching your sciatic nerve, you would be damn near crippled. I've had it before... it's the most excruciating pain I have ever dealt with. I would rather take 100 kicks to the groin.
                                                              I hear ya. Several years ago I went through a couple episodes of it. Fukkin brutal! Couldn't walk, major pain just by moving the trunk or legs. I wanted to be dead.

                                                              Hasn't happened in almost ten years, don't think it will reoccur. It happened to me because of the way I was sitting, with my legs up on a desk for extended periods. Bulging disc was my diagnosis
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                                                              • flyingillini
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-06-06
                                                                • 41219

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Illini tell everyone how straight guys are advised to use corks at the power exchange to avoid any unusual situation
                                                                Absolutely, once you walk into the Power Exchange you are asked if you know the rules and agree to them. They advise safe sex and condoms are everywhere but most people are not using condoms. Then you see a big tin of Corks that is strongly advised for straight males to take with them as they walk to the downstairs dungeon. I have seen time and time again guys go down to the dungeon and are not using the corks that have been offered. Corks are a big part of the BDSM lifestyle that JJ used to explore as he performed in room #2 and #5 in the dungeon. Once you go to the Power Exchange you will never be the same...Here are some of the guidelines... I was there at 5am the othe night and there were 5 different rooms where at least 10 guys were doing their thing to the hyna's....



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                                                                • Monitor-Tan
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-20-11
                                                                  • 4460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  anway he is now getting closer to my ass and his fingers expanding all over my buttocks.........I let my guard down when I felt liquid dropping on my ass and let it go..anyway the masseuse starts to finger me and I did not even realize it until he put his second finger in my ass and basically said another finger man!!!!!! Masseuse says you did not say anything so I thought you were enjoying it..I nodded

                                                                  Fixed
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    That power exchange seems unreal

                                                                    What does it cost to get in?
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                                                                    • sickler
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 06-05-08
                                                                      • 15006

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Edit that shit, JJ. For massages therapists, a masseuse is a female and a masseur is a male.

                                                                      Samgurt, you will most likely be naked under a sheet. If you don't want a guy touching your naked body, book with a female. Make sure she has strong hands (ask her), although going in with your condition strong hands could hurt ya even more
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