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  • cleaveland
    SBR MVP
    • 04-04-10
    • 1559

    #1
    Psychopath Test
    My wife got the answer right off the bat, it gives me shivers to this day.

    Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.




    Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?



    [Give this some thought before you answer]



































































    Answer:




    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
  • smoke a bowl
    SBR MVP
    • 02-09-09
    • 2776

    #2
    I guess I'm a psycho too.
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    • MJT1212
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-16-09
      • 5124

      #3
      I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

      If your wife got that, wow!
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      • cleaveland
        SBR MVP
        • 04-04-10
        • 1559

        #4
        Originally posted by MJT1212
        I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

        If your wife got that, wow!
        What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
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        • TheCentaur
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-28-11
          • 8108

          #5
          Has nothing to do with intelligence as there could be more than one right answer to this. The answer just gives a glimpse into the subject's mind. The one your wife came up with is pretty brutal
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          • TheCentaur
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-28-11
            • 8108

            #6
            Originally posted by cleaveland
            That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to.
            WTF who wears the pants in this thing son? Grow a pair and slap her in the face with them
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            • Plus573
              SBR High Roller
              • 12-03-11
              • 243

              #7
              Originally posted by cleaveland

              What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
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              • Kalibongo
                Restricted User
                • 01-27-12
                • 922

                #8
                Originally posted by MJT1212
                I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

                If your wife got that, wow!
                I thought the same thing.

                This is interesting, do you have any more of these?
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                • smoke a bowl
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-09-09
                  • 2776

                  #9
                  Of course it's logical. Crazy but what other logic is there in this instance with the given info?
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    thats pretty stupid

                    my answer was because she has a severe psychological disorder, which is strongly hinted at by the fact that she thought she met her dream guy after meeting him once at her mom's funeral (and then didn't ask for his number or name)

                    and anyway why in the hell would she think the guy would show up at her sister's funeral??? Just because he was there at her mom's? If he knows her sister so well that he would show up at her funeral, then she could probably just ask her sister and find out who he is

                    not a good test
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                    • InTheDrink
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-23-09
                      • 23983

                      #11
                      if the answer was satan, that would definitely be more psychopathic

                      was sure i had the right answer...damn
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                      • Bcatswin
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-21-10
                        • 13931

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MJT1212
                        I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

                        If your wife got that, wow!
                        Me 2
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                        • SportsPedagogy
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-13-11
                          • 3691

                          #13
                          That thing is about 15 years old.
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                          • SportsPedagogy
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-13-11
                            • 3691

                            #14
                            Not bashing it, it is pretty cool if you have no heard it before.
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41222

                              #15
                              no mames
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • paranoyd androyd
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-01-11
                                • 6459

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cleaveland
                                What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
                                you need to divorce your wife i'm not kidding. i use to see a girl who was incredibly mean-spirited, she'd always talk very harshly about everyone behind their backs (which is a huge red flag) and she never showed any compassion for anyone. was into sex but wasn't loving at all very cold person.
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                                • Sunde91
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-26-09
                                  • 8325

                                  #17
                                  test means nothing. could have been the guy was her sister's bf and killing her for that would have been just as extreme to be considered "psychopathic" all the same

                                  op is hugely pussy whipped

                                  she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.

                                  how big is her strapon

                                  or is this another rearloadedesque troll attempt
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                                  • paranoyd androyd
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-01-11
                                    • 6459

                                    #18
                                    agreed. and the op better not have kids with this witch what a miserable kkunt she must be.
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                                    • NYSportsGuy210
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-07-09
                                      • 11347

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                      thats pretty stupid

                                      my answer was because she has a severe psychological disorder, which is strongly hinted at by the fact that she thought she met her dream guy after meeting him once at her mom's funeral (and then didn't ask for his number or name)

                                      and anyway why in the hell would she think the guy would show up at her sister's funeral??? Just because he was there at her mom's? If he knows her sister so well that he would show up at her funeral, then she could probably just ask her sister and find out who he is

                                      not a good test

                                      This.

                                      Plus your wife is probably a sociopath. Only a sociopath or one with sociopathic tendencies would give the answer your wife would.
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                                      • paranoyd androyd
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-01-11
                                        • 6459

                                        #20
                                        just bookmarked this thread and will be using it as a final test question for future love interests, shit's giving me the creeps. will pray that the op doesn't wind up deeply depressed or even dead.
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                                        • Avenger
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-15-11
                                          • 2119

                                          #21
                                          Sociopath is the better term.

                                          Psychopath is the part of falling in love at first sight, then acting upon it.

                                          I mean, if you're older than fifteen, we've all been there, love at first sight, blah, blah... but after awhile, if you don't have the mental stability to control your impulses, you're psychopathic. So, even if she killed her sister, whom she had feelings for, she's still a psychopath.

                                          Your wife is a sociopath. Both are bad. But if she's a non-violent sociopath, that's better than a violent psychopath.

                                          Hell, I'd think half of SBR are sociopaths.

                                          My mom was a sociopath, but she never killed nobody and was a tax-paying citizen till her death.
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                                          • wtf
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-22-08
                                            • 12983

                                            #22
                                            i BEG OF YOU NOT TO PROCREATE WITH THIS WOMAN

                                            and leave immediately
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                                            • MoneyLineDawg
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-01-09
                                              • 13253

                                              #23
                                              agreed, that she is a sociopath.....this is pretty interesting, and the answer your wife gave is one of a sociopath, not psychopath....
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                                              • SteveRyan
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-15-11
                                                • 1654

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                                                agreed, that she is a sociopath.....this is pretty interesting, and the answer your wife gave is one of a sociopath, not psychopath....
                                                Psychopath and Sociopath are really the same thing.

                                                The test is bogus anyway. It does NOT mean that the OP's wife is a psycho. You cannot simply conclude that someone is a psychopath by simply having them answer one question.

                                                It's more along the lines of a riddle or joke.

                                                "Why did a woman kill her sister after falling in love with a man she met at her mothers funeral?"

                                                "In hopes that he would show up to her sisters funeral as well."
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81463

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MJT1212
                                                  I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

                                                  If your wife got that, wow!
                                                  Same thing I was thinking.
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                                                  • smitch124
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-19-08
                                                    • 12566

                                                    #26
                                                    Just hope she doesn't see someone she likes at your mothers funeral
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                                                    • Dutch
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-21-10
                                                      • 4339

                                                      #27
                                                      I thought it was because they had different dads and it was the sisters dad. And the sister wouldn't approve of them being together.

                                                      So, I don't know what that answer says about me.
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                                                      • Dutch
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-21-10
                                                        • 4339

                                                        #28
                                                        OP, is your wife cruel to animals? I've always heard you should stay clear of those type of folks.
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                                                        • robzilla
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-25-07
                                                          • 3556

                                                          #29
                                                          Sociopath's dont feel strong emotion, so she wouldnt have fallen in love with the guy.
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                                                          • SBRMAN23
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-07-11
                                                            • 6906

                                                            #30
                                                            If he's attending family funerals wouldn't that mean he's family or related in some way that's the only reason I wouldn't think of that sick
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                                                            • flocko76
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-01-10
                                                              • 1447

                                                              #31
                                                              Actually that's not the test. the correct question is "a few days later, the sister dies. how did the sister die."

                                                              If you answer "the girl killed her because she wants the guy to come to the funeral" then you are a psychopath or sociopath or whatever the test tells you.
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                                                              • paranoyd androyd
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-01-11
                                                                • 6459

                                                                #32
                                                                cleaveland - have you begun divorce proceedings yet? forum needs to hear back from you great thread
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                                                                • DemoralizdDreamr
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-04-11
                                                                  • 4319

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SportsPedagogy
                                                                  That thing is about 15 years old.
                                                                  first video to be uploaded on youtube
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                                                                  • SteveRyan
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-15-11
                                                                    • 1654

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DemoralizdDreamr
                                                                    first video to be uploaded on youtube
                                                                    LOL.

                                                                    No.

                                                                    First video on youtube is titled "Me at the Zoo" by a Youtube founder.

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                                                                    • DemoralizdDreamr
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-04-11
                                                                      • 4319

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Jawed Karim FTW!
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