I just fuked a lard ass

[MendozaLine]

unforgivable kind of shit. I'll be ignoring my phone for at least 2 weeks. Can't even look in the mirror right now.

funny thing is, i got into a huge argument with her friend at the bar. called her a bitch, oyster, the whole nine...

this fat fuk flat out told me she loved how I was being a dick to her and her friend.Thought that shit only works on 16 year olds, but apparently it works on 23 year old fat girls too. disgusted with myself right now.

you know the bitch is nasty when you're asking yourself what the fuk is wrong with you when your in the middle of fuking her.

might not be able to sleep. dont know how i can get myself to work tomorrow.

[TrailerParkBoy]

Fer fuk sakes. I hope you didn't turn Rosie O'Donnell onto guys......uh-oh.

[TrailerParkBoy]

Did you get that ass a shakin' though?

[TrailerParkBoy]

rollin' rollin' rollin' Rawhide!

[MendozaLine]

i dont even know how i busted a nut.

fukin 3 in the morning.

might not wake up until 3 in the afternoon

[MendozaLine]

smell like stripper perfume too

[TrailerParkBoy]

That jelly roll will be skankwanking herself thinking of you for a while.

Did you hop on and start calling her names to get the bucking bronco going?

[TrailerParkBoy]

It happens....."Roll" with it.

[MendozaLine]

on the sink in a fuking bathroom. im gonna wake up really upset with myself

That jelly roll will be skankwanking herself thinking of you for a while.

Did you hop on and start calling her names to get the bucking bronco going?

[TrailerParkBoy]

Keep drinking, there's that chance you may not remember.

[icancount2one]

[ ] pics
[x] thread delivers anyway

[wikkidinsane]

pic please

[paranoyd androyd]

did you eat her pussy? did she smell down there?

[ttwarrior1]

let me guess, she wasn't even over 150

[firstclass]

soak in a bath tub full of pure vinegar.... otherwise you will never get it off you...

[Dad]

Did you fuk her at the bar?

[dondude]

I've done this Before. Had to go to store an get sleeping pills cuz couldn't sleep It happens

[TrailerParkBoy]

No sign of him. Must be slamming that ass again tonight.

It's dark in here. Turn on the cellulite!

[MendozaLine]

really was difficult to sleep last night.

just thinking about last night makes me cringe. going to be very difficult forgetting what happened.

going to shut myself in for at least a month.

I've done this Before. Had to go to store an get sleeping pills cuz couldn't sleep It happens

[soxwin1917]

really was difficult to sleep last night. just thinking about last night makes me cringe. going to be very difficult forgetting what happened. going to shut myself in for at least a month.

Hitting it from behind is the only way to go with the big chicks

[flyingillini]

Mendozaguey, since I have been up in SF, I have never been so disgusted in myself with some of the sexual activities I have been involved with...You are not alone my friend... Rincon is calling your name, go blow some steam off and control Rincon.

[Dutch]

Did you fuk her on the bar while all her fat friends watched and threw mini-marshmallows at your ass???

Yeah, did you?

[Dutch]

...she loved how I was being a dick to her and her friend.Thought that shit only works on 16 year olds...

That shit never stops working. Any woman who tells you it stops working is only lying to her self. Shit works like a fuking charm 90% of the time. I assume the other 10% are militant, man hating lesbians.

[Boxing Champ]

I hope you faked her in her bathroom....
Cause if was yours...you're faked...
She will ring that door bell again and again.....believe dat.

[paranoyd androyd]

Hitting it from behind is the only way to go with the big chicks

you have to be very careful with that. a huge whiff of nastiness is likely to happen whenever a fat chick drops her huge panties. keep in mind these fat chicks can't reach everywhere they need to with a bar of soap. fat chicks should be killed.

[Balco10]

you have to be very careful with that. a huge whiff of nastiness is likely to happen whenever a fat chick drops her huge panties. keep in mind these fat chicks can't reach everywhere they need to with a bar of soap. fat chicks should be killed.

[TheMetsSuck]

fat chick hangovers take a few weeks to get over

[crzbrave]

Fukkin great thread

[TrailerParkBoy]

No one wants to remember rolling them in flour then hitting the wet spot but it happens.......

[TrailerParkBoy]

Then in the morning finding out not only is she a biggin', she's also an Indian.

Go to bed with Morningstar and waking up with Nightmare.

[TrailerParkBoy]

Well that's enough of my biography, Mendoza back to you....

[crzbrave]

[will2survive]

I think OP is overreacting a little bit. We got it, she's fat and you weren't attracted to her. It's done, if you finished, you must have had some gratification. Just move on. I'm sure that you would do it again.

[Eejit]

hope you wrapped it up

[bettilimbroke999]

She's gonna get a lot bigger now that she's pregnant....oh congrats btw