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  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143
    #1
    Quick Story about a Bathroom Attendant last night...
    Im at a local club and walk into the bathroom, piss and wash my hands.... I see a basket of mints and what not so I grab two small mints.

    I reach in my pocket and only got 20's and they guy saw me do this, so I walk out... ( I always try to leave a few bucks, if im blowing lines I'll drop a 10 or w/e just to cover me...

    Anyway This dude chases me down and grabs me and says "those aren't free" And Im almost back at my seat at the bar. I say dude I gave you my last $1 the first time i went there but your joking right? Im like how much do they cost? He pauses and says " you have to understand im selling these for someone else"...

    At this point Im like this dude is fukking with me, but he wasn't... I found a $5 on the bar ( just change from my last round) and said here dude take this and don't ever grab me again...

    He says "No, I don't want $5 that's too much just give me those 2 quarters on the bar...

    I start cracking up and give him the two quarters, he walks away and mumbles something like " These fukkin people today...

    NOW this is not a upscale place and dude has no gum, no cologne, no cigs, nothing just little basket of candy...

    Un fukkin real this guy, and he wasn't even handing out the paper towels after you wash your hands...

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    • paranoyd androyd
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-01-11
      • 6459
      #2
      would've knocked him out if he grabbed me like that esp. if women were around
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        • Louisvillekid1
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-17-07
          • 52143
          #3
          lol he was 6'2 265 black dude...

          I couldn't believe it...
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            • yisman
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-01-08
              • 75682
              #4
              lol, he's selling mints in the bathroom. That's great.
              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
              [/quote]

              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • MoneyLineDawg
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-01-09
                  • 13253
                  #5
                  Haha that's pretty ridiculous.....usually those guys just stand there, I've never seen any of those guys go after anyone like that

                  What bar was this at?
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                    • Hoja Verdes
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-23-06
                      • 1403
                      #6
                      Originally posted by paranoyd androyd
                      would've knocked him out if he grabbed me like that esp. if women were around
                      Would they put the women in your same jail cell? Or would they follow you out in the street after the bouncers/bartender/owner give you a few sucker punches as they kick you out.

                      How bout this as you walk out of the bathroom "sorry sir, only big bills on me right now. I'll get some change with my next round and get ya back next time I'm in here."

                      He should have said something to you as you walked back to your seat. Probably did, but you may have conveniently left that out of the story.".
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                        • Louisvillekid1
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-17-07
                          • 52143
                          #7
                          It's called Top Dog, it's a bar/club in Cherry Hill...

                          Not a bad place, and normally they are cool...

                          Like I talk sports for a minute while washing hands or w/e...

                          But this dude was on some other shit...
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                            • Louisvillekid1
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-17-07
                              • 52143
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Hoja Verdes
                              Would they put the women in your same jail cell? Or would they follow you out in the street after the bouncers/bartender/owner give you a few sucker punches as they kick you out.

                              How bout this as you walk out of the bathroom "sorry sir, only big bills on me right now. I'll get some change with my next round and get ya back next time I'm in here."

                              He should have said something to you as you walked back to your seat. Probably did, but you may have conveniently left that out of the story.".
                              Dude a jar of mints, or whatever the attendant lays out are free, with the option to tip...

                              Now most people if they use something to they tip and I tipped the first time I went in there and took nothing and he didn't even hand me the towel...

                              And I left nothing out of the story...
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                                • InTheDrink
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-23-09
                                  • 23983
                                  #9
                                  i never take shit from those losers and i never tip shit

                                  ill overtip everyone who would ordinarily get a tip but fuk a bathroom attendant
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                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-17-07
                                      • 52143
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Hoja Verdes
                                      Would they put the women in your same jail cell? Or would they follow you out in the street after the bouncers/bartender/owner give you a few sucker punches as they kick you out.

                                      How bout this as you walk out of the bathroom "sorry sir, only big bills on me right now. I'll get some change with my next round and get ya back next time I'm in here."

                                      He should have said something to you as you walked back to your seat. Probably did, but you may have conveniently left that out of the story.".
                                      You sound like you worked your share of bathrooms...
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450
                                          #11
                                          Dont suck on the big mints. Those are for the urinals.
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                                            • Naz18
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-10-09
                                              • 4277
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by yisman
                                              lol, he's stealing mints in the bathroom. That's great.
                                              ...
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                                                • Louisvillekid1
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-17-07
                                                  • 52143
                                                  #13
                                                  the fukkin dude turned down the $5 spot for $0.50...

                                                  And previously said he was selling for someone else, lol what's his cut 25 cents...
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                                                    • seaborneq
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-08-06
                                                      • 22556
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Dont suck on the big mints. Those are for the urinals.
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                                                        • King Mayan
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-22-10
                                                          • 21326
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                          lol he was 6'2 265 black dude...

                                                          I couldn't believe it...
                                                          Next time hit that fukk face in the liver..

                                                          Fukking mints..
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                                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-17-07
                                                              • 52143
                                                              #16
                                                              lol, just those lil circle red and white mints...prob 0.02 cents a pop
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                                                                • OMGRandyJackson
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-07-10
                                                                  • 1680
                                                                  #17
                                                                  No way this asshole is gonna leave his post to chase you down then turn DOWN $5 and ask for 50 cents. COme up with a better story next time.
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                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                      • 52143
                                                                      #18
                                                                      HAnd to god, that's what happend...

                                                                      I think the reason he turned down the $5 is cuz he realized he was wrong and I was around a good amount of people and I was talking pretty loudly...

                                                                      why the fukk would i make shit up like this, if one thing I can say to SBR im always honest...

                                                                      And who makes their handle OMG RANDY JACKSON, you and sideloaded would have a great time...
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                                                                        • Deuce
                                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                          • 01-12-08
                                                                          • 29843
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I never tip those fukks. I avoid them, fukk washing up after a piss, I only touched my rooster big deal.
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                                                                            • milwaukee mike
                                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                              • 08-22-07
                                                                              • 26914
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                              I never tip those fukks. I avoid them, fukk washing up after a piss, I only touched my rooster big deal.
                                                                              yeah seriously those guys are worthless

                                                                              i think i can handle grabbing some paper towel to wipe my hands with, what a fukking joke those guys are. anyone thinking they deserve a tip for sitting on a stool in a bathroom and letting you take some mints is a jackass
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                                                                                • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                  • 10-17-07
                                                                                  • 52143
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  some guys are legit with a bunch of different cologne's, loose cigs/cigars, mints/gum, condoms....

                                                                                  but I agree...
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                                                                                    • King Mayan
                                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                                      • 09-22-10
                                                                                      • 21326
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                                      I never tip those fukks. I avoid them, fukk washing up after a piss, I only touched my rooster big deal.
                                                                                      Remind me to never shake your hand deuce..

                                                                                      Rooster toucher.
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                                                                                        • lakerboy
                                                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                          • 04-02-09
                                                                                          • 94379
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                                          I never tip those fukks. I avoid them, fukk washing up after a piss, I only touched my rooster big deal.

                                                                                          typical white guy. you guys dont even wash your hands after taking a shit.
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                                                                                            • sickler
                                                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                                                              • 06-05-08
                                                                                              • 15006
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                                              Dont suck on the big mints. Those are for the urinals.
                                                                                              haha
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                                                                                                • Deuce
                                                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                                                                  • 29843
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by lakerboy
                                                                                                  typical white guy. you guys dont even wash your hands after taking a shit.
                                                                                                  At least white guys typically don't smell like shit. Can you and yours say the same?
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                                                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                                                      • 52143
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      lakerboy isn't white?
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                                                                                                        • Deuce
                                                                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                                          • 01-12-08
                                                                                                          • 29843
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                          lakerboy isn't white?
                                                                                                          Indian

                                                                                                          Red dot not woo woo.
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                                                                                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                              • 10-17-07
                                                                                                              • 52143
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              lol
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                                                                                                                • lakerboy
                                                                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                  • 04-02-09
                                                                                                                  • 94379
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                                                                  At least white guys typically don't smell like shit. Can you and yours say the same?

                                                                                                                  so white guys smell good when they dont wash there hands after taking a shit?
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                                                                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                                                                      • 52143
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Atleast it doesn't smell like curry....
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                                                                                                                        • Deuce
                                                                                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                                                          • 01-12-08
                                                                                                                          • 29843
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by lakerboy
                                                                                                                          so white guys smell good when they dont wash there hands after taking a shit?
                                                                                                                          Are you looking over my shoulder when I take a shit? Do you watch white guys shit or something?
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                                                                                                                            • lakerboy
                                                                                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                              • 04-02-09
                                                                                                                              • 94379
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              louisville dummy are you a typical white boy? no clue to the real world. you do realize that white people in a lot of countries love curry right? just because americans are retarded and have no clue about any country other there own it doesnt mean other people in the world dont have a clue to other cultures. i hardly eat my own food but it sure beats mac and cheese or a roast beef sandwich not to mention a hotdog.
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                                                                                                                                • lakerboy
                                                                                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                                  • 04-02-09
                                                                                                                                  • 94379
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Deuce

                                                                                                                                  It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
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                                                                                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                                                                                      • 52143
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      chill LB,

                                                                                                                                      Don't need a lesson on Culture....

                                                                                                                                      I was just playing...

                                                                                                                                      GL on your play tomorrow....
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                                                                                                                                        • Louisvillekid1
                                                                                                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                                          • 10-17-07
                                                                                                                                          • 52143
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by lakerboy
                                                                                                                                          Deuce

                                                                                                                                          It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
                                                                                                                                          After pissing it's 50/50, After shitting I say 80/20...
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