You ever take one of those dumps............

[stevenash]

......... where no matter how many times you wipe, you can't get it all, I mean after seven wipes, you are still getting chevron racing stripes on the Charmin?

like, " wtf, why can't I get it all" dumps?

[chilidog]

[Monitor-Tan]

[ncsubowen]

Wet wipes or a shower. Also makes me sad we don't have bidets here in the US.

[stevenash]

^
You can get them at Lowes.

Did you know the french word for pony is 'bidet'

[robzilla]

You need more fiber bro. try raisin bran.

[andywend]

SteveNash, what you experienced was called the "smears". You poop out a tiny dump and have to use 1/2 a roll of toilet paper to finish the job. If it keeps happening, its going to feel like FIRE down there.

Buy the flushable wipes if it keeps happening. Its well worth the small investment.