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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Guys Check In If Your All Horned Up
    Fukkin would put it in cement if I had the chance and had a fukkin crease
    Ready to go
    We say Hunting For Trim in Newark
  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #2
    Just released to granny porn
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    • griz
      SBR MVP
      • 01-27-11
      • 3647

      #3
      Griz. Checking in for duty. Hide the wives and over 18 daughters
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      • YouMama
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 01-04-12
        • 727

        #4
        put it in between the couch cushions and turn it to espn 2 and listen to the screams
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          Already busted inside a firm hyna

          Count me out for tonight coach
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          • Roadtrip635
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-07-10
            • 6129

            #6
            Originally posted by YouMama
            put it in between the couch cushions and turn it to espn 2 and listen to the screams





            Too bad one of your favorite trolling places is closed right now, Kohl's, so you can hangout around the dressing rooms.
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            • mathdotcom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-24-08
              • 11689

              #7
              good luck coach

              try what is known as a FIFI - take a toilet paper roll, fill it with jelly, stuff it in a sock and put it between two mattresses

              let me know how it goes
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                Originally posted by Smoke
                Already busted inside a firm hyna

                Count me out for tonight coach
                It's Firme not firm... Orale guey!
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                  It's Firme not firm... Orale guey!
                  Firme hyna
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                  • Kindred
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-09-08
                    • 2901

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Fukkin would put it in cement if I had the chance and had a fukkin crease
                    Ready to go
                    We say Hunting For Trim in Newark

                    Last time I was in Newark going rate for street whores $20 for head or a $5 rock
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                    • hawley
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-10-10
                      • 14270

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                      good luck coach

                      try what is known as a FIFI - take a toilet paper roll, fill it with jelly, stuff it in a sock and put it between two mattresses

                      let me know how it goes
                      highly recommend this!
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        Slappy, you never leave the house, how the fukk u hunt for trim??? No way Internet chicks are going to your house. No way.
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                        • anthonydiamondLC
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-02-08
                          • 2296

                          #13
                          hahaha this is top 10 funniest thread material.
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            Originally posted by anthonydiamondLC
                            hahaha this is top 10 funniest thread material.
                            And it took JJ all of 10 seconds top come up with the idea and post the thread. Imagine if he devoted eight full hours a day towards this stuff
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                            • King Mayan
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-22-10
                              • 21326

                              #15
                              My rooster is ready.. It's thick and extra veiny tonight...
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Pull sum trimmer JJ

                                Even if it's fukkin cement
                                Make the brethren proud
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                                • ApricotSinner32
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 11-28-10
                                  • 10648

                                  #17
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #18
                                    JJ, I'm getting horned up again, not gonna hit the granny porn

                                    I'm on my way to Newark to go trim hunting. I'll supply the looks, you supply the personality and directions. We gonna get some!
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                                    • Cougar Bait
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-04-07
                                      • 18282

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                      good luck coach

                                      try what is known as a FIFI - take a toilet paper roll, fill it with jelly, stuff it in a sock and put it between two mattresses

                                      let me know how it goes
                                      You can also try syrup instead of jelly
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Kindred
                                        Last time I was in Newark going rate for street whores $20 for head or a $5 rock
                                        yes many posters not aware of this

                                        if your going bottom of barrel crack whore one night u can get way way reduced price if bring crack and pay with that

                                        like u said can usually get anything if u have a rock with you, and plus they will service you WAY better cause they know there gonna get the rock right after and so there happy and eager and more energy wearas if pay crack whore in cash more likely to mail it in

                                        with high class hookers it is different story
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                                        • rsnnh13
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 01-29-12
                                          • 5

                                          #21
                                          I'm horned up pretty good right now.
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            Im in a room with a girl that I picked up at the red room. She is in the shower the table is covered in yayo
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Struck out again
                                              Monthly Sat night thread when we all get itchy cocks
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                                              • Smoke
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 48111

                                                #24
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                                                • RealSlimShady
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-24-07
                                                  • 6249

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Struck out again
                                                  Monthly Sat night thread when we all get itchy cocks



                                                  How many consecutive weeks has it been now? 800?
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                                                  • milwaukee mike
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-22-07
                                                    • 26914

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Roadtrip635





                                                    Too bad one of your favorite trolling places is closed right now, Kohl's, so you can hangout around the dressing rooms.
                                                    wow giving props to kohl's, headquartered right outside of milwaukee here
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Milf Hunter

                                                      I have said this before I was not givin the tools to get laid
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                                                      • mathdotcom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-24-08
                                                        • 11689

                                                        #28
                                                        Coach you need a wider youtube audience, then youll be a Newark celeb and girls will line up outside your door
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                                                        • flyingillini
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-06-06
                                                          • 41219

                                                          #29
                                                          JJ, I already reserved room #5 in the dungeon at the Power Exchange for the first weekend in March. The Power Exchange will never be the same again after the exhibition you displayed. The fact you let all the players that night whip you was amazing. Never imagined you were into BDSM like you are.
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                                                          • Smoke
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-09-09
                                                            • 48111

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Roadtrip635





                                                            Too bad one of your favorite trolling places is closed right now, Kohl's, so you can hangout around the dressing rooms.
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                                                            • Roadtrip635
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-07-10
                                                              • 6129

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                              wow giving props to kohl's, headquartered right outside of milwaukee here
                                                              It's widely known that Kohl's is one of JJ's favorite trolling spots.
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