Would You Beg For A Woman On Your Hands And Knees?? I Would???

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #1
    Would You Beg For A Woman On Your Hands And Knees?? I Would???
    at that point

    could care less if I made a fool out of myself, it could work

    I doubt many guys would do it
  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #2
    if i was in a long cold streak i ABSOLUTELY would. plus some chicks view this as "kinky"
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    • dredmahawkus
      SBR MVP
      • 12-26-09
      • 1803

      #3
      I had a gf everyday since I was 13....I went from one to the next....since I turned 33......I am 38 now....I get nothing! only thing that attracts a woman my age is a BMW a house and a gigantic bank account!
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #4
        It could work, maybe they will think it is cute

        I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
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        • dredmahawkus
          SBR MVP
          • 12-26-09
          • 1803

          #5
          wait let me rephrase that.....a decent woman that is.....you can go down to your local chinese food bar on a friday night and pick up a fat chick....they look for suckers like us jj. wait for us to get about 10 drinks in us and take advantage of the situation. lol
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            It could work, maybe they will think it is cute
            I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
            You should do it.

            Certainly couldn't hurt.

            I mean, think about it.....what do you have to lose??
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            • ngates815
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-01-09
              • 13845

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              It could work, maybe they will think it is cute

              I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
              shut the fukk up.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388208

                #8
                Originally posted by dredmahawkus
                wait let me rephrase that.....a decent woman that is.....you can go down to your local chinese food bar on a friday night and pick up a fat chick....they look for suckers like us jj. wait for us to get about 10 drinks in us and take advantage of the situation. lol


                Money has nothing to do with it

                Bums/Losers get chicks all the time and decent ones

                Its a puzzle I never figured out............told this chick on e-dating site I loved her 5x last week and she never says anything back other than generic stuff. I do fall in love quick even without pics but thats just me
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                • ngates815
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-01-09
                  • 13845

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold


                  Money has nothing to do with it

                  Bums/Losers get chicks all the time and decent ones

                  Its a puzzle I never figured out............told this chick on e-dating site I loved her 5x last week and she never says anything back other than generic stuff. I do fall in love quick even without pics but thats just me

                  You taking a shot at me?
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                  • FourLengthsClear
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-29-10
                    • 3808

                    #10
                    Originally posted by opie1988
                    You should do it.

                    Certainly couldn't hurt.

                    I mean, think about it.....what do you have to lose??
                    Despite all outward appearances, I think he still has a shred or two of dignity.
                    Begging for sex could be the straw that breaks the donkey's back in terms of the guy's sanity.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388208

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ngates815
                      You taking a shot at me?
                      Nah guys in general especially around where I live
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
                        Man some things sure don't change

                        JJ still not gettn any
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                        • ngates815
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-01-09
                          • 13845

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Nah guys in general especially around where I live

                          are you mexican?
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                          • Cougar Bait
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-04-07
                            • 18282

                            #14
                            Have some self respect JJ

                            You get on your knees to ask for her hand in marriage or to pleasure her bigger, more athletic black boyfriend. That's it.
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                            • BIGDAY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 02-17-10
                              • 48247

                              #15
                              You're better than that. Have some self respect. Walk tall and confident.
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                              • brettels
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-04-10
                                • 3376

                                #16
                                if she is a tease then it may be what sets her off
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                                • RealSlimShady
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-07
                                  • 6249

                                  #17
                                  JJ, you get on your hands and knees all the time to payoff your bookie, so doing that for a chick is no big deal!
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                                  • ngates815
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-01-09
                                    • 13845

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                    You're better than that. Have some self respect. Walk tall and confident.

                                    How do you walk tall when you're 5'4? Put on heels? ehh, that's no biggie for jj.
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                                    • Dutch
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-21-10
                                      • 4339

                                      #19
                                      Coach, You're doing this ass backwards.


                                      Act like you got somewhere to be.

                                      Act bored. Look at your watch a lot. If you don't have a watch, quit being a 12 yr old and buy a decent one.

                                      Say you got to go and then act like you're annoyed when she asks where you're going. Then leave.

                                      Act like having sex with her is...meh, I could take it or leave it.

                                      Act like you wanna smack a bitch.


                                      Do this and you'll be get your knob slobbed by women who are at least a 7.5 on a 1-10 scale.



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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #20
                                        Chivalry is not dead. You're talking about proposing to her right. On your knees, not hands and knees like a dog.
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                                        • Swinging Johnson
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-12-09
                                          • 7604

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Smoke
                                          Man some things sure don't change

                                          JJ still not gettn any
                                          Smoke...who is the chick in your avatar? Woof!
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                                          • Dutch
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-21-10
                                            • 4339

                                            #22
                                            Tell a woman you're going to call her and then don't. When she finally calls you, which she will, and she says "How come you never called me?"...You say "What do you mean? You said you'd call me. Whatever, anyway..Let's go out tonight"

                                            Don't ask her, tell her you're taking her out. She'll yes and right before the phone conversation ends, ask her "What are you wearing right now?" She'll tell you, you say alright and then hang up. Easy peasy.
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                                            • Dutch
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-21-10
                                              • 4339

                                              #23
                                              I'm dropping knowledge, Coach.

                                              Real fuking talk.
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                                              • Dutch
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-21-10
                                                • 4339

                                                #24
                                                Fuk you if you disagree.

                                                I'm on an all nighter.
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                                                • Dutchie
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 12-15-11
                                                  • 722

                                                  #25
                                                  just keepin it realz y'all
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                                                  • dredmahawkus
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-26-09
                                                    • 1803

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dutch
                                                    I'm dropping knowledge, Coach.

                                                    Real fuking talk.
                                                    that sh it dont work on short guys that hit 40......that worked in your 20s....but after 35 it all changes.
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                                                    • opie1988
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                      • 23429

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dutch
                                                      Coach, You're doing this ass backwards.
                                                      Act like you got somewhere to be.
                                                      Act bored. Look at your watch a lot. If you don't have a watch, quit being a 12 yr old and buy a decent one.
                                                      Say you got to go and then act like you're annoyed when she asks where you're going. Then leave.
                                                      Act like having sex with her is...meh, I could take it or leave it.


                                                      Act like you wanna smack a bitch.

                                                      Do this and you'll be get your knob slobbed by women who are at least a
                                                      7.5 on a 1-10 scale.
                                                      I know bitches always found my desire to smack them one of my most endearing traits!
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        jj, you've been on your hands and knees for onthesack and Sammy.
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388208

                                                          #29


                                                          Not the best advice here

                                                          Serious....I am begging to get laid so bad

                                                          14 fukkin years you mother fukkers and nothing wrong with me

                                                          feel like an outcast here because most guys get laid at sbr
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                                                          • yisman
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-01-08
                                                            • 75682

                                                            #30
                                                            coach, I heard some women like it if you tape them. Set up cameras in their bathroom, hang around outside their window. Get plenty of good quality shots.
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • DOMINATER
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-10-09
                                                              • 3698

                                                              #31
                                                              coach do you use your great personality or do you freeze up, coach chics love to get high, don't you try that , they also love the bad boy, don't you have a leather jacket lol, buy a harley girls love bikes , how about toys for the bedroom chics love that , cut a 16 inch piece of italian sausage stick it to your dick take a picture in a dimly lit room start showing that picture to the chics ,get them high if they say it did not feel 16 incches just tell them it takes a couple of times for you to grow in them . thats it g.l.
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                                                              • Swinging Johnson
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-12-09
                                                                • 7604

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Not the best advice here Serious....I am begging to get laid so bad 14 fukkin years you mother fukkers and nothing wrong with me feel like an outcast here because most guys get laid at sbr
                                                                No...no we don't.
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