Never 'met' anyone hornier than Dad?

Sam Odom · 01-17-12, 02:43 AM

He travels to TJ 3x a week

flyingillini · 01-17-12, 02:46 AM

I agree Mathy but he is only horny when he is posting under "DAD", when he uses his other handles he is not horny at all.....just a normal poster.

ttwarrior1 · 01-17-12, 03:25 AM

other handles? he should be banned then

how old is he

Dad · 01-30-12, 02:29 PM

Mathy, I am not married. I am horny quite often though.

Sammy, I havent been to TJ in over 8 years even though its not too far away. I do need to make it down there one of these days. King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?

Iced · 01-30-12, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Dad

King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?

Mayan is a 5'3" 240 lb illegal immigrant Mexican. He has a few warrants out for evading child support but he's not very violent. I probably wouldn't trust him, so definitely don't bring too much cash with you.

milwaukee mike · 01-30-12, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Mathy, I am not married. I am horny quite often though.

Sammy, I havent been to TJ in over 8 years even though its not too far away. I do need to make it down there one of these days. King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?

dad king mayan only goes to tijuana for horse steroids

Dutchie · 01-30-12, 02:37 PM

somtimes the hunger of the EYES does not match the readiness of the Roooooster.

sickler · 01-30-12, 02:37 PM

Dad is 35, bearded, compulsive masturbater

Smoke · 01-30-12, 02:39 PM

Daddy is good people

Dad · 01-30-12, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Dad is 35, bearded, compulsive masturbater

This is close on a couple of things.

sickler · 01-30-12, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Dad

This is close on a couple of things.

I know which two.

You will deny the masturbating part but more than six times a day is considered compulsive, dad.

I win!

Dad · 01-30-12, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Daddy is good people

milwaukee mike · 01-30-12, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by sickler

I know which two.

You will deny the masturbating part but more than six times a day is considered compulsive, dad.

I win!

nobody over 35 can jerk off more than six times a day, physically impossible.

believe me i've tried while looking at dad's "girls flipping the bird" thread

ttwarrior1 · 01-30-12, 04:49 PM

i can, jerked off 3 times already

Usually midnight, 3 am, 7 am, 11 am, 2 to 3 pm and 9 or 10 pm

tony_come · 01-30-12, 04:56 PM

Me so horny

Uh so horny

flyingillini · 01-30-12, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

nobody over 35 can jerk off more than six times a day, physically impossible.

believe me i've tried while looking at dad's "girls flipping the bird" thread

6x a day? Your killing me, if you paid me I couldn't release even 3x a day. Shit, I release about twice a month. Shit doesn't even interest me that much. It's what happens after you hit 55 years old.

flyingillini · 01-30-12, 04:59 PM

I do enjoy Daddy's other two posting handles. It really shows the diversity that Dad has as a poster. It's funny because when I post under my other three handles they really are far really different from one another. It's what JJ has asked for and he wants the controversy to continue.

Dad · 01-30-12, 05:14 PM

Illini, stop before you get Warrior1 riled up again.

jjgold · 01-30-12, 05:37 PM

Daddy bald, like Sickler said big beard..a guy you would never ever want to be alone with
6ft, 277...has not been laid in 10 years, always talking to girls online wheras you pay a chick and she does things
He posts in sweats all the time..no job
Neighbors say he is the guy to stay away from

Watch out

mathdotcom · 01-30-12, 05:40 PM

Dad solid guy but may have a porn addiction problem

Smoke · 01-30-12, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I do enjoy Daddy's other two posting handles. It really shows the diversity that Dad has as a poster. It's funny because when I post under my other three handles they really are far really different from one another. It's what JJ has asked for and he wants the controversy to continue.

Daddy is this true?

hels · 01-30-12, 05:54 PM

I wonder if Dad has heard of the deep web. That's where the true goldmine of happy times are at.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-30-12, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Daddy bald, like Sickler said big beard..a guy you would never ever want to be alone with
6ft, 277...has not been laid in 10 years, always talking to girls online wheras you pay a chick and she does things
He posts in sweats all the time..no job
Neighbors say he is the guy to stay away from

Watch out

You just described your own god damn self minus the beard part and u weigh 250 not 270.

InTheDrink · 01-30-12, 06:26 PM

I don't think Dad is hornier than 90% of the guys on here....he's just more motivated to help everyone out

frostno98 · 01-30-12, 07:00 PM

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Dad · 01-30-12, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Dad solid guy but may have a porn addiction problem

Mathy, I do not post porn on SBR. I did it once and got infracted for it. I only post classy pictures now.

Look...

thetrinity · 01-30-12, 11:43 PM

i picture him as one of the guys if you go out to a bar with him undressing every girl with his eyes creeping them out completely and saying nothing ever.

Dad · 01-31-12, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

i picture him as one of the guys if you go out to a bar with him undressing every girl with his eyes creeping them out completely and saying nothing ever.

Not every girl. Not the fat ones. Well, not most of the fat ones, some of the chubby girls are still cute if they have a nice face.

King Mayan · 03-01-12, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Iced

Mayan is a 5'3" 240 lb illegal immigrant Mexican. He has a few warrants out for evading child support but he's not very violent. I probably wouldn't trust him, so definitely don't bring too much cash with you.

i would love to see this keyboard racist at the bash...

baskets · 03-01-12, 03:49 PM

THAT IS SOME KIND OF ASS. FUKKING EXCELLENT