Guy I Really Wanna Fornicate Inside This Woman....Need Advice on the Situation

[jjgold]

This is bologne

I would get a hooker myself

Quick story..been chatting with a 30 year old from New Zealand, played the game for a while now and got nowhere
I told her last night if she does not come to NJ withing 1 month to get lost
What I am saying is be direct..I told this girl I wanted to fuk her in *** inside her and she kid of giggled
I said 1 month or I *** inside a hot hooker way better and hotter than you

[wtt0315]

Sounds like you would have better luck hooking up with jj

[Monitor-Tan]

ROFL Nice avatar Cougar!

[betplom]

I am sure she has gotten that a ton. What else can I say to have her hook line and sinker?

"I can't do $60, all I got is $40"

This usually works for me.

PS: I can afford $60, I just like getting a good number on intercourse.
Sbr_John can confirm, he knows what I'm talkin about - I'm certain he got a good price on his mail order bride.

[NYSportsGuy210]

She could be easily make a ton of money if she were pimped or did adult films. Imagine pying to have sex with Jenn Sterger mixed with the mental capacity of Kelly Bundy. Huge profit to be made.

[NYSportsGuy210]

Oh yea the Taco Bell girl never called me back. And I have been busy too. But this situation is way different.

[onlooker]

Oh yea the Taco Bell girl never called me back. And I have been busy too. But this situation is way different.

Oh no doubt.

[Dad]

Ask her if they carry Magnum Condoms. The fish is in the boat from there.

Kohls does not sell condoms.

They do sell George Forman grills though.

[TobiasFunke]

Umm.

"What are you doing tonight? Wanna go have a drink?"

Really tough, I know. Hopefully, you can get it right.

[shari91]

Oh no doubt.

silly sbr, oh my this thread

[NYSportsGuy210]

Guys I am telling you once I get some free time the Taco Bell girl will be a slam dunk. I know that this Sicilian girl for a fact though does not like guys who sweat her. Hence why I need another game plan .

[Bluehorseshoe]

Kohls does not sell condoms.

They do sell George Forman grills though.

Ok then. Ask for Magnum size George Foreman grills.

[ebbearsfb1]

Lmao kid doesn't even have the peaches to go talk to her but wants to pimp her out... thread fail

[Bcatswin]

This aint going anywhere

Why are we talking about it??

Any of us guys that come to sbr for girl advice are banged up to start with

No shit. Not to mention you can never start a thread like this without a pic, just not right.

[Cicima6709]

When you have to come to SBR for advice on how to talk to chicks...

Sigh.

[NYSportsGuy210]

There are some smooth operators on SBR....do not kid yourselves.

[Thunder Gulch]

420

[RyanLeafOfBets]

All about confidence. If she says no, oh well. Move on to the next one.

Just make sure to go into Kohl's and buy something when she's working, go through her register, and if you can't sack up, at least get her name and add her on FB.

[andywend]

But I really wanna shoot my load in this girl...maybe even get her attached to me emotionally and pimp her sometime down the line.

I would be surprised reading something like this but considering NYSportsGuy is a die-hard liberal democrat, it all makes sense.

NYSportsGuy, why would a hot looking 19-year-old want anything to do with someone like you?

LIBERAL DEMOCRATS ARE PURE TRASH.

[WvGambler]

Good god, how do so many kooks gravitate to one website?

Were all guilty.

[ByeShea]

19 y/o's are nice to look at and sex, but not much else.

This is a problem for you?

[mindtrix]

can anyone get a discount at pottery barn or crate & barrel?

[flocko76]

Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QZuOKUrwoys" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[flocko76]

or say this. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hKKGtf37TEI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[mitote]

Tell her you would like to pimp her out! But first you need to try the merchandise out! To make sure it would sell!