girlfriend threw up when she woke up

[lemart5]

Congrats you are the pops .It costs atleast $250,000 in the first 18 years for your kid .

[Inkwell77]

Lemart, you going to the game tomorrow in the big easy? I think the energy will be amazing.
Enjoyed the update you gave from the last LSU/Bama game!

[Sdotbold]

how do you know if is yours

[KingJD31]

rest of your life now consists of...........taking care of youre baby getting married getting divorce lose half youre shit and paying child support congrats!!

[jjgold]

Well maybe she has a virus

Keep us updated guy

[TheCentaur]

If she's prego, just get rid of the thing. Abortion is legal in the United States.

Real nice You probably swerve ur car to hit raccoons and turtles don't you.

Don't have an abortion, youll regret it. The things you think are important to you right now you will realize later on aren't near as important as you think compared to that baby.

[romecloneout]

no glove no love

have u picked out any names yet? may i suggest jj

[WvGambler]

Look on the bright side. Your future is now figured out for you....no more of those stinkin decisions to make. You're a dad, your decisions are now made for you .

[samdapatriotsfan]

Things could be worse, it could be twins!!!

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Who is the father? Is it JJ's?

[EmpireMaker]

no way i can have a baby right now

but your girlfriend can

[stevek173]

See now THIS is a thread.

Good luck pal.

[shari91]

[VegasM]

Man, thank you so much for making me feel better. This thread is a hoot, do you relize you will have to pay for everything regarding the baby from now on. You will have no social life either. Your girlfriend will gain 90 lbs from the pregnancy and not lose it after the kid comes out. You will have no money anymore..see above.

What are you about 19? Sounds like it. I am against abortion, so I hope she has the baby. You will have to be a man and support it son. Just do it.

[BroncosFN]

I am going with a parlay of a boy and under 100 IQ based on the OP and the comment that she's an "airhead"

[LotsoCheese]

Ruin your life? Man the fck up its your kid

You sound like a little btch

This x 1000. A little bitch indeed.

[opie1988]

Wow! Shocked this hasn't been sent to the Saloon?

Oh wait.......no, I'm not.

Great stuff!

[brucethebear]

Probably nothing more then her just waking up and getting a good look at whats sleeping next to her.

You know that moment of reality that just makes one sick,nothing to get alarmed about.

Easily the funniest thing I have read today

[brucethebear]

I used condoms until i ran out but she was supposed to be on the pill

I hope she didn't ruin my life because she "forgot"

typical

She says the same thing. Her life is ruined because you forgot to buy more rubbers.
Seriously dude, at your age,you should always cover your wand.
What would be worse? Her knocked up, or her giving you the clap....

[ZetaPsi808]

it could be another guys baby. take the pregnancy test. then if she is pregnant, get a DNA test to confirm its yours