How to get hookers with your SBR points

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    How to get hookers with your SBR points
    It's actually pretty simple.

    Go to backpage and browse the escort/hooker ads. You will notice that a lot of the escort/hookers accept gift cards instead of cash for their services.

    So all you have to do is get into contact with the hooker and let her know which store you have gift cards available for. When you agree on the store you then place your order in the sbr store.

    Once the gift cards arrive you call back your escort and tell her it is sexy time!!!
  • k13
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-16-10
    • 18104

    #2
    If we had hookers in the SBR Store people would treat points like gold.
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    • tony_come
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-31-10
      • 21695

      #3
      this is crazy!
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      • oiler
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-06-09
        • 6585

        #4
        then maybee jj might get laid lol
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        • Reload
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-23-08
          • 12249

          #5
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            I guess it will take about 6,000 sbr points.
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            • Dad
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-26-08
              • 23245

              #7
              This is genius!
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              • Dad
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-26-08
                • 23245

                #8
                Diggity, you are right. One ad says this:

                ~ Trade's Considered ~

                Sometimes people have access to things that don't cost them money but are of value to others. Prior trades have been: Laptop/Netbook computers, X-box/PS3/PSP/DSI & games, Prada/Gucci Sunglasses, Coach Bags, I Pad, Video cameras, Winter full body suit, Gift cards, Jewelry and a few things "out side the box" that can't be mentioned here.

                Right now I'm looking for: Used car (we can work a multiple session deal for this), Laptop, I Pad, Laptop projector, infrared projection keyboard, Gold ring(s), bracelet, earrings, ladies watch.

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                • gomiamigo
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 08-07-08
                  • 360

                  #9
                  sbr's plan to take over the world is working.
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    I wasnt making this up.

                    It can be done.
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                    • k13
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-16-10
                      • 18104

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      I guess it will take about 6,000 sbr points.
                      There should be different levels of girls.

                      1000/3000/5000/10000 points

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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        Originally posted by k13
                        There should be different levels of girls.

                        1000/3000/5000/10000 points

                        The girls charge what they charge. It's up to you to find the best deal.

                        The girl above that Daddy posted wants an ipad. How many points is an ipad in the store?

                        Daddy, do you have a picture of her??? I know you do.
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                        • JimmysEgo
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-07-10
                          • 1201

                          #13
                          how would the hooker know that i didn't already use up the Red Lobster gift card value before we perform the porkin' trade?
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Jimmy, most gift cards have an 800 # on the back of them that you can call to check the balance.

                            Hookers may be desperate but they are not dumb when it comes to money!!!
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