Anyone keep a weapon at home besides a gun?

[Puppy]

im wondering what i could keep handy. i have a pretty quick dog who alerts me but what could i use in case the unimaginable happened? baseball bat, golf club? taser?

[jjgold]

Bow An Arrow for a long time but sold it

Needed cash to gamble

[rm18]

dental floss

[InTheDrink]

5 inch pantssnake....venom stings like pepper spray

[griz]

I keep a Sharp kitchen knife on my night stand. Also keep a baseball bat in my office

[Mr KLC]

I own a Samarai Sword, and a couple dozen hunting knives.

[bruins35]

I have a flame thrower under my bed

[InTheDrink]

I have a flame thrower under my bed

whats his name?

[bruins35]

your mom

[Ace_of_Spades]

An old rifle. Doubt it works though.

[King Mayan]

My fists.

[baskets]

I keep a book bedside. If KM ever breaks in, I'll raise the book and he'll be perplexed and terrified at the same time. He's terrified of homework.

[UpInsmoke33]

Buy a bullet and rent a gun.

[baskets]

What if I rent the bullet and buy the gun?

[UpInsmoke33]

What if I rent the bullet and buy the gun?

That obviously wouldn't work....

[Puppy]

i have an old baseball bat but thugs all carry guns now. i think id just cower in the closet and hope they arent murdering psychopaths but just broke g's

[UpInsmoke33]

Why not buy a gun?

[Emily_Haines]

I got a couple of pistols, several sawed off pipes, Chinese throwing stars, keep a meat cleaver in my bottom drawer next to the guns. Swat team tries to raid my place their getting fuked up.

[Big Bear]

Chinese throwing stars? are they easy and accurate or do you have to practice ?

[Big Bear]

my protection is a rottweiler and a baseball bat.

[The Kraken]

25 darts. Will turn any robbery into an acupuncture session.

[EmpireMaker]

Heat seeking missle

[Romocide]

My girlfriend. If someone breaks in, she will annoy them out of the house.

[Big Bear]

as a civilian can you own a grenade?


might be nice to have one in case a group of mofo's came for you lol

[bswagos]

Just keep the gun away from the hookers:

[8ArIvd5]

I have a hoe, machete, hatchet, and chain saw in the garage. Keep a glass of water on the night stand. That's if they can get past the beagle.

[Romocide]

You can buy the needed supplies for a grenade separately, so I would think it is legal, but who knows. More and more things keep getting made illegal every day. You can't even take a drunken piss in the frozen foods section of Walmart anymore..apparently.

[FreeFall]

a phone with working 911

[Ace_of_Spades]

My fists.

You are so gay, just admit you are a fat lazy slug.

[KKoz9]

My girlfriend. If someone breaks in, she will annoy them out of the house.

[TheCentaur]

I have a double mace hanging on the wall for decoration, but it can be quickly removed and used

[milwaukee mike]

best protection is having an ugly wife and nothing of value

nothing worth fukking or stealing in my house

[Dutchie]

throwing stars

[nosniboR11]

you dont bring a bat to a gun fight, so always a gun

[antifoil]

chuck norris