Wife's dad and brother flew into town last night. Her brother is alright, but her dad is a little off his rocker. Wife works nights and so after picking them up from the airport, I bring them back to the house and get them situated. One of the first things that I notice her dad doing is rummaging through our mail on the counter. He acknowledges me and acts like he's reading my wife's magazine...Home and Garden or something other. I ask him if he's a fan of that magazine and he responds that it has some good articles every now and then. This is Day 1 and he's staying at our place for almost two weeks. What's a guy to do?