Once you convert, God deposits $100,000 into your bank account and gives you ownership of a large business.
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thedon88
SBR High Roller
10-18-10
146
#15
asdkjasd
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TheCentaur
SBR Hall of Famer
06-28-11
8108
#16
Why not give Wicca a try? You could start your own coven full of goth girls who worship you
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#17
Originally posted by nosniboR11
Christianity , I will pray for you
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MUHerd37
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12816
#18
Be a Rastafarian. Gotta smoke weed.
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icancount2one
SBR MVP
01-05-10
1507
#19
Originally posted by Sam Odom
If you are a USA citizen then let the Treaty of Paris 1783 be your guide...
It begins with: "In the name of the most holy and undivided Trinity."
And ends with: "Done at Paris, this third day of September in the year of our Lord, one thousand seven hundred and eighty-three."
Or try the treaty of Tripoli (1797) on for size.
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen,—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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Dirty Sanchez
SBR Posting Legend
03-01-10
16031
#20
Church of What's Happening Now
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Domestic
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-09
6323
#21
None, complete waste of time.
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Merella
SBR Sharp
11-08-09
316
#22
scientology..look what it did for tom cruise and john travolta
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rkelly110
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
10-05-09
39691
#23
Try them all. Which ever one gives you a chill up your back, take that one.
Just remember, there are/were only two entities who died for you. The American soldier and
Jesus Christ. Christianity is the only religion I know of that has confirmed miracles. Who ever
believes in Christ shall have ever lasting life.
Personally, I believe in a higher power, but ultimately, we have a life plan of things we want
to learn and accomplish in this lifetime. Yes, we do come back again and again, to learn.
Proof is when people come back early and remember their past lives, like that little boy
who vividly remembered he was a WW2 pilot. Kids who take up the piano at 3 or can
sing with perfect pitch or are mathematicians at a young age. Those are reincarnations.
Proof is when people die and come back to tell of what they saw on the other side.
99% of what people say is the same, bright lights and an over whelming feeling of love.
Proof comes from mediums like John Edwards who can communicate with dead loved ones.
You are not alone, you have spirit guides with you. I'm sure everyone has a story to tell
about how they survived to live another day and can't explain why.
We have free will. We can choose to not believe in anything but ourselves and can change
our life plan as we go. Atheists, Jews, Christians or Islamist will still go to their heaven or hell
if they so choose. It's all up to you.
Really only one law to live by. Treat people how you would want to be treated. Everything will fall in line.
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NeverBackDown
SBR Wise Guy
11-30-11
543
#24
Catholic
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#25
Lutheran...Lutheranism is really the only way to live your life the right way..
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#26
@ icancount2one
Stupid is as stupid does
icancount2one 'thinks' guide (which is what I said) = founded
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unusialsusp5
SBR MVP
04-18-10
4198
#27
the only one is the charles darwin theory of evolution. yes, we evolved from the apes.
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DrStale
SBR Hall of Famer
12-07-08
9692
#28
Originally posted by Dark Horse
If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#29
Originally posted by unusialsusp5
the only one is the charles darwin theory of evolution. yes, we evolved from the apes.
Honestly , that is illogical
Besides the old linear progression chart is obsolete - DNA doesnt match
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DrStale
SBR Hall of Famer
12-07-08
9692
#30
Originally posted by Sam Odom
Honestly , that is illogical
that old linear progression chart is obsolete - DNA doesnt match
Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible. Jesus and his boys were ridin around on dinosaurs all the time. That parts not in the bible due to lazy writing.
Originally posted by Dark Horse
If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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FourLengthsClear
SBR MVP
12-29-10
3808
#31
Originally posted by DrStale
Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible. Jesus and his boys were ridin around on dinosaurs all the time. That parts not in the bible due to lazy writing.
....... prepare for a retort that the fossil record in incomplete and thus completely compatible with intelligent design.
In response to the OP, religion is a matter of faith. Whatever floats your own personal boat as long as you don't try to shove it down the throat of others.
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#32
If you understood what being a Lutheran means to Jesus Christ everyone would become a Lutheran... It's really the only way... Only he will judge you and only he will understand you...
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#33
Originally posted by DrStale
Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible.
and that has what to do with the fact i stated?
Oh I know... If Facts do not fit your agenda you obfuscate
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Goat Milk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-24-10
25850
#34
^
Gamblers mind set = If I don't see it, I don't believe it.
90% of SBR has no faith. You know how it works out when 90% of SBR is on one side. It means that said is wrong 100% of the time.
Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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Ernie Mccracken
SBR MVP
09-11-11
1986
#35
Originally posted by Goat Milk
^
Gamblers mind set = If I don't see it, I don't believe it.
90% of SBR has no faith. You know how it works out when 90% of SBR is on one side. It means that said is wrong 100% of the time.
You got it backwards. Religion is the ultimate public play. It's well documented that lack of intelligence is proportional to level of religious belief.
For hundreds of years, all the sharpest minds in the world have been atheist*.