Few things in life are better than a Swedish massage

[Albert Pujols]

I know the only massage most of you guys have ever had has been from an untrained Asian whore on a bed covered with dried semen. But you all should go get a professional massage sometime. It is 60-90 minutes of pure pleasure, followed by 5 hours of a totally stress-free relaxed feeling. It does a body good once in awhile. I just got back. I'm ready to die I feel so good.

[Djstucky]

I know the only massage most of you guys have ever had has been from an untrained Asian whore on a bed covered with dried semen. But you all should go get a professional massage sometime. It is 60-90 minutes of pure pleasure, followed by 5 hours of a totally stress-free relaxed feeling. It does a body good once in awhile. I just got back. I'm ready to die I feel so good.

Happy ending???

[griz]

only had them from asian whores. sounds nice though

[Albert Pujols]

Happy ending???

No, man. If you get a good pro, sex is the farthest thing from your mind.

[Albert Pujols]

It helps with so many other things too. Feel depressed? Try feeling depressed after a massage. You can't. Tough loss last night? You will forget about it. It's all about wellness, fellas.

[warriorfan707]

Nothing much better than hot Swedish girls.

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[Albert Pujols]

Tiger Woods takes Swedish models and dumps them in the trash can before banging McDonald's managers in a minivan in the parking lot next to the dumpster he threw his wife in.