A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
    Doctor: "What happened?"
    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
    Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
    your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
    to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
    drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he
    didn't touch me!"
    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your fukkin mouth shut helps?"
  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #2
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    • seaborneq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-08-06
      • 22556

      #3
      Absolutely too funny.
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      • unusialsusp5
        SBR MVP
        • 04-18-10
        • 4198

        #4
        impossible to get drunk on budlite.
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        • doublej95
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-26-10
          • 14094

          #5
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          • warriorfan707
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-29-08
            • 13698

            #6
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            • Cutler'sThumb
              SBR Sharp
              • 12-06-11
              • 287

              #7
              I gotta remember this one. Too funny!
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              • dfberger23
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-08-10
                • 5069

                #8
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                • MartinBlank
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-20-08
                  • 8382

                  #9
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                  • Brock Landers
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 06-30-08
                    • 45359

                    #10
                    not bad!
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                    • Louisvillekid1
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-17-07
                      • 52143

                      #11
                      ;lol
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                      • dwaechte
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-27-07
                        • 5481

                        #12
                        Women are the worst. **** feminism.
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                        • baskets
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-24-11
                          • 11691

                          #13
                          there were great reasons why the world was the way it was. it was based on thousands of years of experience and the reality of nature.
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                          • Ernie Mccracken
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-11-11
                            • 1986

                            #14
                            Like any of you asperger's cases would dare so much as raise your voice to a woman if you ever had one. Doormats.
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                            • v1y
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-02-11
                              • 1138

                              #15
                              beautiful.
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                              • seaborneq
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-08-06
                                • 22556

                                #16
                                Dad, I stole this one. It is too funny.
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                                • Marginalis
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-12-09
                                  • 1862

                                  #17
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