Can't make this shit up, I just got busted

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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28456
    #1
    Can't make this shit up, I just got busted
    jerking off with suave lotion and door is shut and ******* cousins and nieces came over, bust through the door and about 5 14-16 year old chicks bust me. Never heard anyone pull up , any door or anything. Just barged in

    Almost like the time i got busted back in 94 when i was jerking off doggy style and got busted by about 15 cheerleaders . Only thing diff is about 140 pounds and ring around the dick is darker.


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    • Bcatswin
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-21-10
      • 13931
      #2
      you left the door unlocked with a sign that said free money or some shit like that.
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        • ttwarrior1
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 06-23-09
          • 28456
          #3
          i was in my room. Doors are unlocked
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            • Ra77er
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-20-11
              • 10969
              #4
              They probably smelled what appeared to be burning bacon and followed it.
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                • itchypickle
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-05-09
                  • 21452
                  #5
                  This is why grown men should have a house and not 'a room' with posters of Pete Sampras.

                  You should really look into that.
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                    • DrStale
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-07-08
                      • 9692
                      #6
                      Dear God you've scarred those kids for life.
                      Originally posted by Dark Horse
                      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                        • downsouth
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-13-11
                          • 11580
                          #7
                          poor kids will never recover. I guarantee at least 3 of the 5 will now end up as sexual deviants and will be registered sex offenders.
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                            • griz
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-27-11
                              • 3647
                              #8
                              sbr john should refuse to pay u for this failure of a thread
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                                • MartinBlank
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-20-08
                                  • 8382
                                  #9
                                  I am surprised you could find your dick.

                                  I also didn't realize you owned a pair of tweezers and a microscope.

                                  Walker owes you points for such a feat.
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                                    • InTheDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-23-09
                                      • 23983
                                      #10
                                      Flagged
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                                        • Dutch
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-21-10
                                          • 4339
                                          #11
                                          If this story was true, which it's not, those girls would all lesbians now.
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450
                                              #12
                                              But did u finish?
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                                                • RubberKettle
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-28-09
                                                  • 6421
                                                  #13
                                                  Fake and gay
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                                                    • kmdubya
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 06-04-11
                                                      • 405
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      But did u finish?
                                                      After spending all that time trying to find a picture of a dude sucking off a horse on the interweb, you bet he finished.
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                                                        • ttwarrior1
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28456
                                                          #15
                                                          nope, had to wait about 2 hours
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                                                            • dinaro7
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 12-06-09
                                                              • 888
                                                              #16
                                                              more heard from the child molester
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                                                                • warriorfan707
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                                  • 13698
                                                                  #17
                                                                  We dont need to hear about this shit dude.
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                                                                    • v1y
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-02-11
                                                                      • 1138
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Dude, i was with my girlfriend last night, going to have sex for the first time with her, but i couldnt' ******* get it up.

                                                                      I tell her I'm going to the bathroom to see what I can do, and end up cumming all over myself. The walk of shame back into the bedroom was ridiculous.
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                                                                        • Big Bear
                                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                                          • 11-01-11
                                                                          • 43253
                                                                          #19
                                                                          wow
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