I have always regretted it.
So I work part time at a consulting firm and yesterday was the firm's Christmas party. We were all pretty drunk and I said I had to go back to the office to pick something up before I went home. A nice brunette with kind of perky
said she had to go back to the office too. I have known her about 3 years and is engaged to another co-worker, going to married in February. So we go back and we stop in my office. She is very drunk so I turn off the lights and grab her and ayzz and kiss her and it was hot. One thing leads to another and she is blowing me in my office chair.
Unfortunately at dinner we had this spicy meal and I have so many farts brewing, I am just dying to release one but can't of course. It is killing me, I am using all my energy not to release machine gun farts. This is really distracting me and is actually painful. Well guys this got so uncomfortable for me that I started to lose my hardon. Now she is getting pissed and stroking it and sucking it and takes two hands and squeezes the base of my cokk to get it hard but I just can't. She takes her necklace off and wraps it around my rooster and is pulling it as hard as she can and it's just not working and turning blue. (It is always a problem I've had when gas issues in the bedroom.) She gets pissed and storms off saying "I knew you were a fukkin bald loser, I never should have come back here with you". Yes guys mathy wears a piece and it came off during the encounter.
Well guys I called in sick today because I could not face her at work. Broads are unpredictable and you never know what will happen. I am on good terms with her boss so currently trying to get her fired. But if this doesn't work it could be a problem because you know how broads are. They start rumors and things spread and all of a sudden your reputation at the firm is damaged and guys at the water cooler pulling your rug, buying you Bean-O anti-gas pills, etc.
Guys what do I do?? Have any of you had similar office experiences?
- mathy
So I work part time at a consulting firm and yesterday was the firm's Christmas party. We were all pretty drunk and I said I had to go back to the office to pick something up before I went home. A nice brunette with kind of perky
said she had to go back to the office too. I have known her about 3 years and is engaged to another co-worker, going to married in February. So we go back and we stop in my office. She is very drunk so I turn off the lights and grab her and ayzz and kiss her and it was hot. One thing leads to another and she is blowing me in my office chair.Unfortunately at dinner we had this spicy meal and I have so many farts brewing, I am just dying to release one but can't of course. It is killing me, I am using all my energy not to release machine gun farts. This is really distracting me and is actually painful. Well guys this got so uncomfortable for me that I started to lose my hardon. Now she is getting pissed and stroking it and sucking it and takes two hands and squeezes the base of my cokk to get it hard but I just can't. She takes her necklace off and wraps it around my rooster and is pulling it as hard as she can and it's just not working and turning blue. (It is always a problem I've had when gas issues in the bedroom.) She gets pissed and storms off saying "I knew you were a fukkin bald loser, I never should have come back here with you". Yes guys mathy wears a piece and it came off during the encounter.
Well guys I called in sick today because I could not face her at work. Broads are unpredictable and you never know what will happen. I am on good terms with her boss so currently trying to get her fired. But if this doesn't work it could be a problem because you know how broads are. They start rumors and things spread and all of a sudden your reputation at the firm is damaged and guys at the water cooler pulling your rug, buying you Bean-O anti-gas pills, etc.
Guys what do I do?? Have any of you had similar office experiences?
- mathy
The smartest thing this kid has ever said in his life.