Dear St. Louis team,
Thank you for crapping the bed last night against Loyola-Maryland. I had a 10 team parlay last night that you cost me. 
My first big parlay that could have hit had you not laid a big turd. That's alright though, as there will be other wins. I just wanted to show you my gratfulness in how well you stunk up the joint. Hey Bookie, hope ya enjoy your steak dinner coutesy of the St. Louis basketball team. 
Sincerely,
Dom75
Thank you for crapping the bed last night against Loyola-Maryland. I had a 10 team parlay last night that you cost me. My first big parlay that could have hit had you not laid a big turd. That's alright though, as there will be other wins. I just wanted to show you my gratfulness in how well you stunk up the joint. Hey Bookie, hope ya enjoy your steak dinner coutesy of the St. Louis basketball team. Sincerely,
Dom75