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  • warriorfan707
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-29-08
    • 13698

    #1
    I just ran over a fukkin deer


    Great end to a great fukkin day

    Watch the Longhorns get run over by the WildCats then I ran over a huge fukkin deer, unfukkinbelievable

    Look back and the son of a bitch is limping away

    Wish I would have hit it harder and killed it at least

    Vennison is bomb
  • HoulihansTX
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-12-09
    • 30566

    #2
    Must have been a small deer for it not to have caused a wrecked. Or do you drive an 18 wheeler?
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    • Fischnasty
      SBR MVP
      • 02-10-09
      • 1931

      #3
      test
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      • Deuce
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        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        Originally posted by HoulihansTX
        Must have been a small deer for it not to have caused a wrecked. Or do you drive an 18 wheeler?
        He ran it over, bro. Monster truck fo sho.
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        • ThaTopMoron
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          • 04-30-10
          • 27020

          #5
          had a couple close calls... but so far for me, 27 and never hit a deer yet... and i fukkn live in Ohio

          also a while back coming home its dark out im scarfing down curly fries from Arbys and i am going over a very small crest of a hill so u can't see shit on the road till the last second and there was a stupid suicidal dog just standing there, point blank middle of my lane... i had about .4 seconds of reaction time and i somehow swerved pretty damn violently (stupid, should have just froze and ran him dead on @ 55) but i swerved cause no one else on the road and i somehow, someway... missed the dog and just barely gained control back of my car after a series of swerves back and forth to the right and left plus brake usage... i came to a stop just off the right side of the road...i look over my back and no more than 5-8 feet behind me the ground went str8 down hill into a swampish area... close fukkn call. dog lived, car ok with no damage...best of all Arbys fries didn't spill
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          • Ernie Mccracken
            SBR MVP
            • 09-11-11
            • 1986

            #6
            Originally posted by HoulihansTX
            Must have been a small deer for it not to have caused a wrecked. Or do you drive an 18 wheeler?
            Obviously he was riding the bus when this happened.
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            • Deuce
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              • 01-12-08
              • 29843

              #7
              Ya, I was in Northern Michigan at 2 fukkin am driving west bound towards the shore and some fukking prick ass horse came barreling down the middle of the road right at me when I was going 80mph. I was atop a hill going down another just as I get to the crest I see this mother fukker. My girl screamed which made it worse of course and I missed the prick by 10ft. It would have killed us both instantly no doubt.
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              • BIG
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 07-29-09
                • 694

                #8
                The Fries were good lol



                Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
                had a couple close calls... but so far for me, 27 and never hit a deer yet... and i fukkn live in Ohio

                also a while back coming home its dark out im scarfing down curly fries from Arbys and i am going over a very small crest of a hill so u can't see shit on the road till the last second and there was a stupid suicidal dog just standing there, point blank middle of my lane... i had about .4 seconds of reaction time and i somehow swerved pretty damn violently (stupid, should have just froze and ran him dead on @ 55) but i swerved cause no one else on the road and i somehow, someway... missed the dog and just barely gained control back of my car after a series of swerves back and forth to the right and left plus brake usage... i came to a stop just off the right side of the road...i look over my back and no more than 5-8 feet behind me the ground went str8 down hill into a swampish area... close fukkn call. dog lived, car ok with no damage...best of all Arbys fries didn't spill
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                • LarryF
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 12-11-09
                  • 949

                  #9
                  Close calls, I ran over a chipmunk a few years back, no damage to my car and thankfully I was not injured.
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                  • PAULYPOKER
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                    • 12-06-08
                    • 36581

                    #10
                    Any deer I ever hit did at least 5k damage to my vehicle.........
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                    • HoulihansTX
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                      • 02-12-09
                      • 30566

                      #11
                      I live by 3 golf courses, and a road that goes in between two of them is over-ran by rabbits who liveon the courses. I have hit at least 10 rabbits in the last 5 years. They are extremely moronic, as they wait for cars and try to race across the street.

                      I call it roadkill alley, since the street is littered with smashed rabbits. I do not try to avoid them either. I would have to zig-zag down the road if I did.
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                      • warriorfan707
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 13698

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HoulihansTX
                        I live by 3 golf courses, and a road that goes in between two of them is over-ran by rabbits who liveon the courses. I have hit at least 10 rabbits in the last 5 years. They are extremely moronic, as they wait for cars and try to race across the street.

                        I call it roadkill alley, since the street is littered with smashed rabbits. I do not try to avoid them either. I would have to zig-zag down the road if I did.
                        should take them and eat them, rabbits are good
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                        • itchypickle
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-05-09
                          • 21452

                          #13
                          I've hit 2 and had one crazed doe slam into the door of my wife's car a few years ago.....damn thing charged right into it on a dirt road while we were slowing in a curve....I was just about to say "hope she doesn't run across" when the bitch ran INTO us
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                          • Thunder Gulch
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 08-30-10
                            • 996

                            #14
                            I just shoot them
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                            • TRE1968
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 08-09-09
                              • 425

                              #15
                              i hit a owl once..ruined my windshield
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                              • clynnm17
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-08-10
                                • 1360

                                #16
                                one just ran into the side of my car last year. i did not run him over he just ran into the side of my car as i was going like 50
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                                • samdapatriotsfan
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-10-08
                                  • 1585

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HoulihansTX
                                  I live by 3 golf courses, and a road that goes in between two of them is over-ran by rabbits who liveon the courses. I have hit at least 10 rabbits in the last 5 years. They are extremely moronic, as they wait for cars and try to race across the street.

                                  I call it roadkill alley, since the street is littered with smashed rabbits. I do not try to avoid them either. I would have to zig-zag down the road if I did.
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                                  • kmarinouofm
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-26-09
                                    • 8437

                                    #18
                                    that rabbit story is too much
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