Lots of crazy ex GF's. My last has caused me a lot of financial and legal problems over the past two years. This bitch is lucky I haven't killed her
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sportsguy04
SBR Posting Legend
10-21-08
11885
#39
The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
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neverstoppers23
SBR Hall of Famer
11-26-09
6302
#40
Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on me through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.
Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.
Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
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warriorfan707
SBR Posting Legend
03-29-08
13698
#41
Girlfriend?
Who the fukk has girlfriends anymore?
Girlfriends are obsolete
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#42
Originally posted by neverstoppers23
Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on my through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.
Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.
Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
damnit, scholar...get the fukking hint!
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Avenger
SBR MVP
03-15-11
2119
#43
I love it. You're asking for love advise on a gambler's forum.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#44
Originally posted by jjgold
nickel kind of
Never went all the way
oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
pre ***
Pre ***!
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Mr KLC
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-19-07
31100
#45
I can't get my wife to spend anytime with me. Its been weeks since I've had a 10 minute conversation with old "what's her name?".
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#46
Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
Man how good would that feel??
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ngates815
SBR Posting Legend
12-01-09
13845
#47
Originally posted by sportsguy04
The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
Yea, sure sounds worth it......
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#48
Originally posted by sportsguy04
The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you
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ngates815
SBR Posting Legend
12-01-09
13845
#49
Originally posted by teaserpleaser
Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you
You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#50
Originally posted by ngates815
You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
No ” normal” girls know im trouble.
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NHL Pro Capper
SBR Wise Guy
07-06-11
604
#51
LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:
1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail
2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something
3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times
4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently
5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"
You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
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RubberKettle
SBR Hall of Famer
12-28-09
6421
#52
All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.
Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#53
Originally posted by RubberKettle
All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.
Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.
Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
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RubberKettle
SBR Hall of Famer
12-28-09
6421
#54
Originally posted by teaserpleaser
Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.
I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.
Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.
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ngates815
SBR Posting Legend
12-01-09
13845
#55
Originally posted by teaserpleaser
Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.
Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.
I guess I should go talk to the wife.
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cant call it
SBR Hall of Famer
08-29-10
8817
#56
She is a female.
they are all crazy.
They lack the special chromosome that makes them sane like us.
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cant call it
SBR Hall of Famer
08-29-10
8817
#57
Originally posted by freeVICK
rogaine and braces
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#58
Originally posted by ngates815
Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.
Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.
I guess I should go talk to the wife.
Its not awesome it hurts i hated that shit and bites leave scars ... you married too young imo you are early/mid 20' s??
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#59
Originally posted by RubberKettle
IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.
I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.
Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.
RK i get you. i really like the part about not going after 8.5. Very true
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jnickell100
SBR MVP
11-11-09
4305
#60
Originally posted by jjgold
Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
Man how good would that feel??
No you don't. It's cook for a while but then it gets old. Even you'd get sick of it
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jnickell100
SBR MVP
11-11-09
4305
#61
Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper
LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:
1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail
2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something
3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times
4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently
5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"
You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
Bro you live in cal?? This is EXACTLY what i deal with every day I swear we're talking about the same girl lol
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warriorfan707
SBR Posting Legend
03-29-08
13698
#62
fukk girls
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mp5070
SBR Hall of Famer
09-13-08
5446
#63
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Full Time Hobo
SBR MVP
05-16-10
2778
#64
Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper
You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place.
This fukkin 110%
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41222
#65
I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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kmarinouofm
SBR Hall of Famer
01-26-09
8437
#66
Originally posted by jjgold
nickel kind of
Never went all the way
oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
pre ***
so jeffery is a product of precum?
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kmarinouofm
SBR Hall of Famer
01-26-09
8437
#67
Originally posted by flyingillini
I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.
classy illini ..
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chilidog
SBR Posting Legend
04-05-09
10305
#68
I got me a good Costa Rican girl. Zero complaints whatsoever. Come to think of it, all of my American friends that live down here and married a Costa Rican don't have any complaints, either.
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clynnm17
SBR MVP
09-08-10
1360
#69
Mine is SO hot but SO crazy. Holds just straight up double standards with everything. Like it is ok for her to have all these guy FB friends and for her to talk to guys. But I am sleeping on the couch if I make a comment about a girl being cute or beautiful. Such a recipe for disaster