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  • freeVICK
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    • 01-21-08
    • 7114

    #36
    Originally posted by jjgold
    Fuk

    Why can't this be me?????

    One fukkin time

    rogaine and braces
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    • Optional
      Administrator
      • 06-10-10
      • 61533

      #37
      Originally posted by jarvol
      At the first sign of crazy.....they got to go.
      That'll make it tough to ever find a keeper!
      .
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      • OTL
        SBR MVP
        • 03-08-10
        • 2433

        #38
        Lots of crazy ex GF's. My last has caused me a lot of financial and legal problems over the past two years. This bitch is lucky I haven't killed her
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        • sportsguy04
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-21-08
          • 11885

          #39
          The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
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          • neverstoppers23
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-26-09
            • 6302

            #40
            Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on me through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.

            Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.

            Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
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            • warriorfan707
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-29-08
              • 13698

              #41
              Girlfriend?

              Who the fukk has girlfriends anymore?

              Girlfriends are obsolete
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              • raydog
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                • 11-07-07
                • 6984

                #42
                Originally posted by neverstoppers23
                Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on my through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.

                Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.

                Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
                damnit, scholar...get the fukking hint!
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                • Avenger
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-15-11
                  • 2119

                  #43
                  I love it. You're asking for love advise on a gambler's forum.



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                  • opie1988
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-12-10
                    • 23429

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    nickel kind of
                    Never went all the way
                    oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
                    pre ***
                    Pre ***!
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                    • Mr KLC
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-19-07
                      • 31097

                      #45
                      I can't get my wife to spend anytime with me. Its been weeks since I've had a 10 minute conversation with old "what's her name?".
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #46
                        Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
                        Man how good would that feel??
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                        • ngates815
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-01-09
                          • 13845

                          #47
                          Originally posted by sportsguy04
                          The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.

                          Yea, sure sounds worth it......


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                          • teaserpleaser
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                            • 08-14-08
                            • 26015

                            #48
                            Originally posted by sportsguy04
                            The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
                            Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you
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                            • ngates815
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-01-09
                              • 13845

                              #49
                              Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                              Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you

                              You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
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                              • teaserpleaser
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                                • 08-14-08
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                                #50
                                Originally posted by ngates815
                                You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
                                No ” normal” girls know im trouble.
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                                • NHL Pro Capper
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 07-06-11
                                  • 604

                                  #51
                                  LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:

                                  1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
                                  a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
                                  If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail

                                  2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something

                                  3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times

                                  4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently

                                  5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"

                                  You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
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                                  • RubberKettle
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-28-09
                                    • 6421

                                    #52
                                    All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.

                                    Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.
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                                    • teaserpleaser
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                                      • 08-14-08
                                      • 26015

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by RubberKettle
                                      All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.

                                      Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.
                                      Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
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                                      • RubberKettle
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-28-09
                                        • 6421

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                                        Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
                                        IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.

                                        I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.

                                        Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.
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                                        • ngates815
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-01-09
                                          • 13845

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                                          Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down

                                          Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.

                                          Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.

                                          I guess I should go talk to the wife.
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                                          • cant call it
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-29-10
                                            • 8817

                                            #56
                                            She is a female.
                                            they are all crazy.
                                            They lack the special chromosome that makes them sane like us.
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                                            • cant call it
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-29-10
                                              • 8817

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by freeVICK
                                              rogaine and braces
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                                              • teaserpleaser
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-14-08
                                                • 26015

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by ngates815
                                                Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.

                                                Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.

                                                I guess I should go talk to the wife.
                                                Its not awesome it hurts i hated that shit and bites leave scars ... you married too young imo you are early/mid 20' s??
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                                                • teaserpleaser
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 08-14-08
                                                  • 26015

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by RubberKettle
                                                  IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.

                                                  I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.

                                                  Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.
                                                  RK i get you. i really like the part about not going after 8.5. Very true
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                                                  • jnickell100
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-11-09
                                                    • 4305

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
                                                    Man how good would that feel??

                                                    No you don't. It's cook for a while but then it gets old. Even you'd get sick of it
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                                                    • jnickell100
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-11-09
                                                      • 4305

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper
                                                      LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:

                                                      1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
                                                      a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
                                                      If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail

                                                      2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something

                                                      3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times

                                                      4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently

                                                      5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"

                                                      You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
                                                      Bro you live in cal?? This is EXACTLY what i deal with every day I swear we're talking about the same girl lol
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                                                      • warriorfan707
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 13698

                                                        #62
                                                        fukk girls
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                                                        • mp5070
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                                                          • 09-13-08
                                                          • 5446

                                                          #63
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                                                          • Full Time Hobo
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-16-10
                                                            • 2778

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper
                                                            You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place.
                                                            This fukkin 110%
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                                                            • flyingillini
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-06-06
                                                              • 41219

                                                              #65
                                                              I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.
                                                              המוסד‎
                                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                              • kmarinouofm
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-26-09
                                                                • 8437

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                nickel kind of
                                                                Never went all the way
                                                                oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
                                                                pre ***
                                                                so jeffery is a product of precum?
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                                                                • kmarinouofm
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                                  • 8437

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                                  I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.
                                                                  classy illini ..
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                                                                  • chilidog
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 04-05-09
                                                                    • 10305

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I got me a good Costa Rican girl. Zero complaints whatsoever. Come to think of it, all of my American friends that live down here and married a Costa Rican don't have any complaints, either.
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                                                                    • clynnm17
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-08-10
                                                                      • 1360

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Mine is SO hot but SO crazy. Holds just straight up double standards with everything. Like it is ok for her to have all these guy FB friends and for her to talk to guys. But I am sleeping on the couch if I make a comment about a girl being cute or beautiful. Such a recipe for disaster
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                                                                      • hydrosmak
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 10-13-11
                                                                        • 1908

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Better question is who's girlfriend isn't crazy.
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