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  • statnerds
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    • 09-23-09
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    #1
    If Evolution is real,
    Where in the hell is the ocean equivalent of humans? If life started first in the oceans, and had how many millions of years, why such stunted progress? What the fukk?

    But if God is real, how come he didn't tell those old fukks writing the Bible that the Sun, not the Earth, was the center of the Galaxy?
    Last edited by statnerds; 11-13-11, 07:48 AM. Reason: Too many Black Russians whilst posting universe instead of galaxy
  • doublej95
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    • 01-26-10
    • 14094

    #2
    whales use to be the size of minnows a million years ago.
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    • InTheDrink
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      • 11-23-09
      • 23983

      #3
      Wtf do you think aquaman is?
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      • warriorfan707
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        • 03-29-08
        • 13698

        #4
        please tell me you are not really asking this

        wtf do u mean "the ocean equivalent of humans"


        just because they havent built underground cities doesnt mean shit
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        • 8ArIvd5
          SBR MVP
          • 04-24-10
          • 3175

          #5
          if evolution is real, would there have to be a human equivalent in the ocean?

          if god is real, would you understand his thought processes?
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          • warriorfan707
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            • 03-29-08
            • 13698

            #6
            Originally posted by 8ArIvd5
            if evolution is real, would there have to be a human equivalent in the ocean?
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            • seaborneq
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              • 09-08-06
              • 22556

              #7
              Stat, you better be careful. If hell is real, you already have your one way bullet train ticket.
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              • RudyRuetigger
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-24-10
                • 65084

                #8
                if evolution was real, 99% of sbr wouldnt exist












                (wait, i do believe in evolution oh well still worth it)
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                • brooks85
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                  • 01-05-09
                  • 44709

                  #9
                  come on... look up the word "mammal"
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                  • warriorfan707
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                    • 03-29-08
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                    #10
                    Id rather look at some mammaries
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                    • InTheDrink
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                      • 11-23-09
                      • 23983

                      #11
                      Jesus Christ Rudy how many points did you make in the last month
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                      • lemart5
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                        • 01-12-11
                        • 2818

                        #12
                        In theory when he said "Let there be light" he knew sun existed.
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                        • TheCentaur
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                          • 06-28-11
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                          Jesus Christ Rudy how many points did you make in the last month
                          I know he got about 1000 from me
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                          • Hoja Verdes
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                            • 08-23-06
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                            #14
                            I asked myself this question once too...
                            age 13.

                            It's called "survival of the fittest" for a reason. Our land/air climate combo destined us to be the fittest. If it were instead, say, 250 degrees on land and had been that way for millions of years, then some fish or urchin would be the fittest.
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                            • jjaycuny
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                              • 07-01-11
                              • 1617

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 8ArIvd5
                              if evolution is real, would there have to be a human equivalent in the ocean? if god is real, would you understand his thought processes?
                              Yes and Yes.
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                              • NYSportsGuy210
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                                • 11-07-09
                                • 11347

                                #16
                                The sun is the center of the universe.....really?
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                                • Sunde91
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                                  • 11-26-09
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                                  #17
                                  "Where in the hell is the ocean equivalent of humans?"

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                                  • MC PICKS
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                                    • 01-10-10
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                                    #18
                                    Fish are the equivalent of humans in the ocean. They live underwater and die if they are out of water, humans live above ground and drown if they are under water. Theres 7 billion humans on earth, (just saw the 7 billionth baby was born when they announced it on the news last week) not sure how many fish but i would guess way way more.
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                                    • King Mayan
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                                      • 09-22-10
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                                      #19
                                      Who says that god didn't create evolution!?
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                                      • face
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                                        • 01-31-11
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                                        #20
                                        dolphins gamble for small shells sometimes, but they are secretive about it. I will try to find the article.
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                                        • InTheDrink
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                                          • 11-23-09
                                          • 23983

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                          Fish are the equivalent of humans in the ocean. They live underwater and die if they are out of water, humans live above ground and drown if they are under water. Theres 7 billion humans on earth, (just saw the 7 billionth baby was born when they announced it on the news last week) not sure how many fish but i would guess way way more.
                                          Pretty sure there's been more than 7 million babies born

                                          Or ar you saying that an army of 7 billion babies is taking over the earth now?
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                                          • HoulihansTX
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                                            • 02-12-09
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                                            #22
                                            Where is it said that the Sun is the center of the universe?

                                            People once thought that the Sun revolved around the Earth, when it is actually the other way around. Is that what you meant?
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                                            • Goat Milk
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                                              • 03-24-10
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by statnerds
                                              Where in the hell is the ocean equivalent of humans? If life started first in the oceans, and had how many millions of years, why such stunted progress? What the fukk? But if God is real, how come he didn't tell those old fukks writing the Bible that the Sun, not the Earth, was the center of the Universe?

                                              It is my belief that God created evolution--actually making it very obvious--to cause humans to question his existence.

                                              Nevertheless, God is omnipotent. His thought process cannot be comprehended by mere humans.

                                              The potential and capacity of the human brain were created conditions. While the information in our brains is a product of our environments and evolutionary status, our capacity is something innate--something originally created by someone.

                                              There is no explanation for why human brains have this capacity while other creatures do not. No other creature's brain has evolved dramatically, even after millions of years.

                                              The intricacies of the human mind are astonishing. Which is why it took a supreme entity so much longer to create humans than the rest of the world.
                                              Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                              • Masu485
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                                                • 08-14-08
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                                It is my belief that God created evolution--actually making it very obvious--to cause humans to question his existence.

                                                Nevertheless, God is omnipotent. His thought process cannot be comprehended by mere humans.

                                                The potential and capacity of the human brain were created conditions. While the information in our brains is a product of our environments and evolutionary status, our capacity is something innate--something originally created by someone.

                                                There is no explanation for why human brains have this capacity while other creatures do not. No other creature's brain has evolved dramatically, even after millions of years.

                                                The intricacies of the human mind are astonishing. Which is why it took a supreme entity so much longer to create humans than the rest of the world.
                                                I believe in God as well, but studies have shown the human brain has NOT evolved since homo sapiens came to be. Intelligence has grown, but this is mainly because of socialization (not biology), and emotions and primal urges have stayed the same as they were 30 - 50 000 years ago.
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                                                • TheCentaur
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                                                  • 06-28-11
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                  Who says that god didn't create evolution!?
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                                                  • InTheDrink
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                                                    • 11-23-09
                                                    • 23983

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Goat Milk


                                                    It is my belief that God created evolution--actually making it very obvious--to cause humans to question his existence.

                                                    Nevertheless, God is omnipotent. His thought process cannot be comprehended by mere humans.

                                                    The potential and capacity of the human brain were created conditions. While the information in our brains is a product of our environments and evolutionary status, our capacity is something innate--something originally created by someone.

                                                    There is no explanation for why human brains have this capacity while other creatures do not. No other creature's brain has evolved dramatically, even after millions of years.

                                                    The intricacies of the human mind are astonishing. Which is why it took a supreme entity so much longer to create humans than the rest of the world.

                                                    You basically say we don't have the capability to figure it out and then go on to explain how you've figured it out.
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                                                    • TheCentaur
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by face
                                                      dolphins gamble for small shells sometimes, but they are secretive about it. I will try to find the article.

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                                                      • TheCentaur
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                        You basically say we don't have the capability to figure it out and then go on to explain how you've figured it out.
                                                        OMG this is an entertaining thread
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                                                        • gummo
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                                                          #29
                                                          Seamonkeys. Duh
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                                                          • Maniac
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                                                            • 04-12-11
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                                                            #30
                                                            If God is real and is the creator of everything...then who or what created God in the first place ?
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                                                            • InTheDrink
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                                                              • 11-23-09
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                                              OMG this is an entertaining thread
                                                              Nothing like a bunch of degenerates discussing the meaning of life
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                                                              • NYSportsGuy210
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                                                                • 11-07-09
                                                                • 11347

                                                                #32
                                                                Science is the only real religion you need to be concerned about. And once again.....how is the Sun the "center of the universe"?
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                                                                • TheCentaur
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Masu485
                                                                  I believe in God as well, but studies have shown the human brain has NOT evolved since homo sapiens came to be. Intelligence has grown, but this is mainly because of socialization (not biology), and emotions and primal urges have stayed the same as they were 30 - 50 000 years ago.
                                                                  Is gambling a primal urge? It feels primal. I wonder if a caveman handicapped some other caveman's odds of killing a wooly mammoth?
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                                                                  • Goat Milk
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                                                                    • 03-24-10
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Masu485
                                                                    I believe in God as well, but studies have shown the human brain has NOT evolved since homo sapiens came to be. Intelligence has grown, but this is mainly because of socialization (not biology), and emotions and primal urges have stayed the same as they were 30 - 50 000 years ago.
                                                                    The capacity for brain power has nothing to do with biology. perhaps this was all intended to make us believe the progression of ingenuity is evolutionary. i definitely don't see how the human brain evolved as such through mere natural means. No other creature evolved this way.

                                                                    Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                                    You basically say we don't have the capability to figure it out and then go on to explain how you've figured it out.
                                                                    It is my opinion. All speculation. There is no answer.
                                                                    Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                                                    • excel
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                                                                      • 03-25-10
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                                                                      #35
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