joke thread
I won $2 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
Now I have $1,999,999.75.
Now I have $1,999,999.75.
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.Comment -
There's nothing worse than walking in on your mum having a shit...
On your dad.Comment -
Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.Comment -
what is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
womenComment -
ill help u out man since it appears no one else cares.
a priest and a rabbi go to a playground, the priest says "lets go screw that little boy over there" the rabbi replies "outta what?"Comment