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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #1
    Had the living shit scared out of me today
    Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.
  • InTheDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-23-09
    • 23983

    #2


    Did you expect you'd find a pile of cash?

    You had to expect that you'd find something nasty.
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    • Emily_Haines
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-14-09
      • 15917

      #3
      Originally posted by InTheDrink


      Did you expect you'd find a pile of cash?

      You had to expect that you'd find something nasty.
      Not sure what I expected to find. Certainly not a draw full of death though.
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      • onlooker
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-10-05
        • 36572

        #4
        Any pictures?
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        • Flight
          Restricted User
          • 01-28-09
          • 1979

          #5
          Does draw = drawer?
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          • Lookingtostart
            SBR MVP
            • 04-25-11
            • 1584

            #6
            Draw = push
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            • Marv001
              SBR MVP
              • 02-27-10
              • 1147

              #7
              Surprised there were no homeless living there.
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              • Yich123
                SBR High Roller
                • 04-10-11
                • 205

                #8
                lol you remind me of the old cartoons when the housewife would get scared and jump on a stool with a broom and scream until her lungs burst
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                • Vaughany
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 03-07-10
                  • 45563

                  #9
                  50 rats? Did u count each one...couldnt of been tht scared
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                  • doylfish
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-03-10
                    • 2484

                    #10
                    nasty friggin creatures..and straight up useless too
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                    • jimkotecki
                      SBR Hustler
                      • 07-12-11
                      • 83

                      #11
                      Stop back over today and squat the place....free house.
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                      • cetillman2
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 09-30-08
                        • 43

                        #12
                        I have done that, pulled back a board and they were everywhere!!
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                        • JimmysEgo
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-07-10
                          • 1201

                          #13
                          burn it down.
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                          • chilidog
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-05-09
                            • 10305

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                            Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.
                            Typical reaction from a political flunky.
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              lol
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                              • ttwarrior1
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 06-23-09
                                • 28456

                                #16
                                if u got cut u might need a shot , even if scratches
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                                • PhillyFlyers
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-27-11
                                  • 8245

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                  Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.



                                  You're lucky you didn't get bit.
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                                  • HoulihansTX
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-12-09
                                    • 30566

                                    #18
                                    Take 50 cats with you next time. Should solve the initial problem.
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                                    • andywend
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-20-07
                                      • 4805

                                      #19
                                      Thats what you get for breaking into houses and trying to loot the place.

                                      Emily, you got EXACTLY what you deserved though the story would have ended better if a bunch of policemen arrived at the scene and arrested you for breaking/entering.
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                                      • freeVICK
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-21-08
                                        • 7114

                                        #20
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                                        • shari91
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-23-10
                                          • 32661

                                          #21


                                          Originally posted by Flight
                                          Does draw = drawer?
                                          That's how most of the Aussies on my facebook spell drawer. Emily, do you have a bit of the dingo in you?
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                                          • Pew Pew
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-21-10
                                            • 2267

                                            #22
                                            Emily you said you were 300 lbs all muscle. How could you run?
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                                            • bettilimbroke999
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-04-08
                                              • 13254

                                              #23
                                              Hate to tell ya this Emily but that house had security cameras and your picture has been allover the news for breaking and entering

                                              Have you seen this person?

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