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  • Killer_Demo
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-15-08
    • 8409

    #1
    Las Vegas hooker stories thread
    Me personally dont mess with em but its always funny when one hits you up. I was in vegas earlier this year and was at the stratosphere. so me and my crew all decide to hit up the tower at 1AM. Im sitting down and have this black chick come up asking whats up...you wanna have fun? i told her i dont need to pay. so she waves another black girl over and asks if I still want to have fun with the both of em. finally had to walk away because they were agressive.

    who else had them crazy hooker experiences in Las Vegas?
  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #2
    First post bumping a 2 year old thread about hookers hell yea
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    • PaperTrail07
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-29-08
      • 20423

      #3
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        No hookers

        cant afford them
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        • Coach Potato
          SBR MVP
          • 08-31-11
          • 4303

          #5
          murdered one back in 2009 cuz she laughed at my wiener but dont tell anyone
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          • hubbard689
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 10-28-12
            • 583

            #6
            Talked to several and nearly got tricked just thinking they were normal, hot girls but you eventually realize..
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            • daneault23
              SBR MVP
              • 09-08-09
              • 3871

              #7
              lol got a story for you... so I was there staying at the MGM last summer with my ex's brother. Whole trip was planned months ahead for her friends n some family to go for her 21st birthday. Week before the trip she tells me that she cheated on me, so we broke up and I'm like f it I'm not backin out now, everything is paid for. So anyways, me n him have a room there at the MGM and are walking back from drinking on the strip when this black chick walks up to us n starts talking. We take her to our room and we talk her down to 120 per person. So we both penetrate her n then the guy couldn't *** (very drunk lol) so he pays her some extra to stay for another 10 mins or so. She rides him for a few more mins, he doesn't get off and she says he has to go and leaves lol fun times
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              • WiscoBets
                SBR Sharp
                • 06-11-13
                • 318

                #8
                Originally posted by daneault23
                lol got a story for you... so I was there staying at the MGM last summer with my ex's brother. Whole trip was planned months ahead for her friends n some family to go for her 21st birthday. Week before the trip she tells me that she cheated on me, so we broke up and I'm like f it I'm not backin out now, everything is paid for. So anyways, me n him have a room there at the MGM and are walking back from drinking on the strip when this black chick walks up to us n starts talking. We take her to our room and we talk her down to 120 per person. So we both penetrate her n then the guy couldn't *** (very drunk lol) so he pays her some extra to stay for another 10 mins or so. She rides him for a few more mins, he doesn't get off and she says he has to go and leaves lol fun times
                Well that escalated quickly.
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                • Russian Rocket
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-02-12
                  • 43910

                  #9
                  A long time ago, when I was barely 18 and just came to the States for the 1st time, me and my friends decided to take a short drive to Vegas from Cali - it was a first trip to the Sin City for the entire group (4 Russians, ages 18-19...all look around 21-23). Anyhow, one of the dudes (Boris) was a fukking virgin...he grew up in a very strict Jewish family and apparently was saving himself for marriage.

                  We brought tons of liqueur with us and our plan was to get Boris drunk and laid. Boris was a very light weight in terms of drinking and it took us about 5 shots of Absolute to get him pretty wobbly. Next, I handed Boris a few magazines with hookers and told him to pick a date...after about 30mins of saying Nyet...Nyet, Boris decided to go for a 25 y.o. smoking hot brunette. The date was setup and we left the room for an hour.

                  When we came back Boris was standing by the window smoking a cigarette (he didn't smoke at that time). So I congratulated him, but he said not so fast. Apparently the chick that showed up was over 40 with saggy skin, tit$ and ass and when little Boris told her to penetrate off she said she ain't leaving unless he pays her 100 bucks and if little Boris doesn't pay up, there will be 2 black pimps here in 10mins to fill Boris's holes. I don't know how he did it, but he ended up giving her just 10 bucks to by cigarettes.

                  Two days later Boris fukked a young Ukraine whore that we picked up on the boulevard.

                  ...and that's how he lost his virginity.
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                  • TheCentaur
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-28-11
                    • 8108

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                    I don't know how he did it, but he ended up giving her just 10 bucks to by cigarettes.
                    Didn't you say he was Jewish?
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                    • chipper
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-07-10
                      • 1994

                      #11
                      What?!? I live in Vegas... we have hookers here? Who'd thunk?!?!?
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                      • milank
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 05-19-13
                        • 39

                        #12
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                        • El Nino
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-03-12
                          • 18426

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                          A long time ago, when I was barely 18 and just came to the States for the 1st time, me and my friends decided to take a short drive to Vegas from Cali - it was a first trip to the Sin City for the entire group (4 Russians, ages 18-19...all look around 21-23). Anyhow, one of the dudes (Boris) was a fukking virgin...he grew up in a very strict Jewish family and apparently was saving himself for marriage.

                          We brought tons of liqueur with us and our plan was to get Boris drunk and laid. Boris was a very light weight in terms of drinking and it took us about 5 shots of Absolute to get him pretty wobbly. Next, I handed Boris a few magazines with hookers and told him to pick a date...after about 30mins of saying Nyet...Nyet, Boris decided to go for a 25 y.o. smoking hot brunette. The date was setup and we left the room for an hour.

                          When we came back Boris was standing by the window smoking a cigarette (he didn't smoke at that time). So I congratulated him, but he said not so fast. Apparently the chick that showed up was over 40 with saggy skin, tit$ and ass and when little Boris told her to penetrate off she said she ain't leaving unless he pays her 100 bucks and if little Boris doesn't pay up, there will be 2 black pimps here in 10mins to fill Boris's holes. I don't know how he did it, but he ended up giving her just 10 bucks to by cigarettes.

                          Two days later Boris fukked a young Ukraine whore that we picked up on the boulevard.

                          ...and that's how he lost his virginity.
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