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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28456

    #1
    just ate 4 peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches
    o well, happens this time every nite, thats why im 350. Starving to death. more hungry now then i was before. I think ill eat a bag of doritos or cereal

    Tried guzzling water, didnt work, just made me even more hungry. You can't take appetite suppressants at nite or id consider it.

    Protein shake? Done there, tried that, makes me hungrier than a black guy staring at a hot blonde.

    80 percent of my calories are eaten between 12 am and 2 am
  • CanuckG
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-10
    • 21978

    #2
    cool story bro
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    • ttwarrior1
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 06-23-09
      • 28456

      #3
      add a quart of choc milk, half bag of doritos and 2 snicker bars to that, not done yet, got about 15 min more
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      • ttwarrior1
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 06-23-09
        • 28456

        #4
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        • King Mayan
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          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28456

            #6
            and to top that off, i can only jerk off once or twice a day now, used to be able to up to 10 times or back to back. O well. I guess 3 am and late afternoon will have to do.

            I did just drink 2 glasses of water and 2 melatonin. Pretty sure that water is gonna make me hungry in about 5 min
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            • frizzelli
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              • 08-06-10
              • 8916

              #7
              You look like you take big dumps.
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              • Deuce
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                • 01-12-08
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                #8
                man, you really love attention
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                • Nats' Fan
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                  • 05-30-10
                  • 3057

                  #9
                  Do you ever worry about your health?
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                  • ttwarrior1
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                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28456

                    #10
                    everyday dude, take more vitamins then half the forum probaly , not looking for an attention, you don't want to read or or respond then don't.

                    I'll be up for a couple hours, im in like 200 contests

                    No i usually take a dump 3 times a day, After i wake up, then another about 30 min after, then one more
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                    • ttwarrior1
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                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28456

                      #11
                      <table class="bottomBorder" width="90%" border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr class="TrGameOdd"><td>
                      NFL
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                      NFL
                      NFL
                      NFL
                      NFL
                      NFL
                      CFB
                      </td><td>8 team teaser
                      [226] NY JETS -1-110 (B+6)
                      [401] CHICAGO +4½-110 (B+6)
                      [413] ATLANTA +9½-110 (B+6)
                      [417] PITTSBURGH +2½-110 (B+6)
                      [421] GREEN BAY -1½-110 (B+6)
                      [423] INDIANAPOLIS +20-110 (B+6)
                      [425] BALTIMORE -1½-110 (B+6)
                      [389] WISCONSIN -3-110 (B+6)
                      </td><td>
                      20.00 / 250.00</td></tr></tbody></table>
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                      • ttwarrior1
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 06-23-09
                        • 28456

                        #12
                        odds to win the 2012 super bowl xlvi
                        [11] philadelphia eagles +1600

                        5.00 / 80.00
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                        • Grits n' Gravy
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                          • 06-10-10
                          • 13024

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          everyday dude, take more vitamins then half the forum probaly , not looking for an attention, you don't want to read or or respond then don't.

                          I'll be up for a couple hours, im in like 200 contests

                          No i usually take a dump 3 times a day, After i wake up, then another about 30 min after, then one more
                          Post a vid of you taking a dump. JJ will beat off to it and give you back to back potm award. Wipe with his rug.
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
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                              #15
                              how about one where i put my right leg on the top of the tub and wipe my ass with a towel. I used a towel a few months ago and i was like, wow this is better than toilet paper, save money too, one towel can last 3 or 4 days before it needs washing
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                              • CanuckG
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                                • 12-23-10
                                • 21978

                                #16
                                ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage
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                                • itchypickle
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 21452

                                  #17
                                  Why can't you take an appetite suppressant at that hour....don't say 'it's bad for you' because so is eating 1000 calories or more at once with 800 calories from bread plus the PB pal

                                  And if you want an appetite suppressant just eat a handful of nuts about 7 or 9 pm
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                                  • phillybadboy
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                                    • 12-11-09
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                                    #18
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                                    • GunShard
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                                      • 03-05-10
                                      • 10031

                                      #19
                                      WagerType:PARLAY (8 TEAMS)
                                      Date: Team:
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                                      Oct 23 NFL [410] TENNESSEE -3-105
                                      Oct 23 NFL [411] DENVER PK-110
                                      Oct 23 NFL [415] KANSAS CITY +3½-110
                                      Oct 23 NFL [420] DALLAS -725
                                      Oct 23 NFL [421] GREEN BAY -9-110
                                      Oct 24 NFL [425] BALTIMORE -8-110
                                      Risking 12 SBR To Win 1034.19 SBR
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                                      • JMobile
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                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 19074

                                        #20
                                        And this is how this Fatso got POTM???? SBR has gone awol.
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                                        • shari91
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                                          • 02-23-10
                                          • 32661

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CanuckG
                                          ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage


                                          I'd quit if he were paid to post this nonsense about his poop.
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                                          • hawley
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-10-10
                                            • 14270

                                            #22
                                            this thread is full of some of the worst calls I have read on SBR
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                                            • Ace_of_Spades
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-14-09
                                              • 13518

                                              #23
                                              Maybe you have worms.
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                                              • neverstoppers23
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                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 6302

                                                #24
                                                did you use goober?
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                                                • stevenash
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                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                  • 65568

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CanuckG
                                                  ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage
                                                  Says the man with over 6K posts in ten months.
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    TTwarrior your a bad example for SBR

                                                    We were thinking of using you next year for the face of sbr but now thinking it might not be the right choice
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                                                    • Holtgetsback
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-04-10
                                                      • 4655

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                      how about one where i put my right leg on the top of the tub and wipe my ass with a towel. I used a towel a few months ago and i was like, wow this is better than toilet paper, save money too, one towel can last 3 or 4 days before it needs washing
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                                                      • shari91
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                                                        • 02-23-10
                                                        • 32661

                                                        #28
                                                        4 pbj's, a quart of choc milk, half bag of doritos and 2 snicker bars

                                                        A pro tennis player/motivational speaker/fantasy football expert's diet right there boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                                                        Most people would feel nauseous after eating 1/4 of that.... not our ttwarrior

                                                        Bedtime snack of Champions
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                                                        • shari91
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                                                          • 02-23-10
                                                          • 32661

                                                          #29
                                                          excel, please put tt on a Weeties box

                                                          thx
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                                                          • Hoja Verdes
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                                                            • 08-23-06
                                                            • 1403

                                                            #30
                                                            Peanut butter that late at night will make you really fat, fyi. Next time you have hunger pangs, eat a banana, wait 5 minutes, walk a half mile, then jog a half mile, then walk another half mile.
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                                                            • stevenash
                                                              Moderator
                                                              • 01-17-11
                                                              • 65568

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Hoja Verdes
                                                              Peanut butter that late at night will make you really fat, fyi. Next time you have hunger pangs, eat a banana, wait 5 minutes, walk a half mile, then jog a half mile, then walk another half mile.
                                                              after all that he would still be fat though.
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                                                              • VegasInsider
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                                                                • 12-12-10
                                                                • 14593

                                                                #32
                                                                so fukkin fat
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                                                                • WvGambler
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                                                                  • 04-19-10
                                                                  • 11618

                                                                  #33
                                                                  TT you gotta reel it in bro. You're gonna get chunky.
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
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                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31794

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If you had a bleeping job and didn't live with your mom you wouldn't be up at that time loser.
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                                                                    • Roxxyfish
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 06-26-09
                                                                      • 12066

                                                                      #35
                                                                      do you know the word discipline?
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