k-slut, divorce already?

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Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the skids?

Last Updated: 9:54 PM, October 19, 2011
Posted: 2:20 PM, October 19, 2011




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Rumors are swirling that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are on the brink of splitting, just two months into their marriage.
Star reports that Kardashian may have already consulted a "top divorce lawyer," as she was spotted on said lawyer's floor in a New York office building. The magazine claims that Kardashian is fed up with Humphries' partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout. It reported that Humphries has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim, getting flirty with multiple women and "acting like a single man."
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries


"Kris takes other girls' cell phone numbers all the time," a source said. "To be honest, I don't think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don't think he ever really did."
Life & Style alleges that on a recent trip to Toronto, Humphries contacted his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber. The magazine also spoke to a "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" producer who told them, "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much."
Since returning from Dubai on Sunday, Kardashian has only been spotted with her new husband once, when they went to dinner at STK Restaurant last night. But a source tells Hollywood Life that the date was just for show. "They came in kind of separated," the witness said.
Meanwhile, Kardashian took pal La La Anthony to the Angel Ball on Monday night and flew solo to last night's Huffington Post Game Changers Awards last night.
Top tawyer Robert M. Wallack says, despite the reports, he has not met with Kim to discuss any divorce.
He told us, "I didn't meet with her and I am not representing her. I wish Kim and Kris a long, healthy and happy marriage."


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[laclippers504]

Lol

[bigboydan]

I can't say I'm surprised by this at all. On the bright side though for Humphries is the fact that he at least got to tap that for at least a few months.

[stikymess]

Damn where's Dax with an over/under.

[sweepem]

he was clearly not black enough for her.

[seaborneq]

I can't say I'm surprised by this at all. On the bright side though for Humphries is the fact that he at least got to tap that for at least a few months.

Any if us could have hit it too, without walking the long green mile down the aisle.

[mp5070]

[bigboydan]

Damn where's Dax with an over/under.

I don't know where Dax is sir however, I know I sure would like to give her an over/under.




If that pic doesn't do it for you then maybe another one in this thread will.

[Tilt360]

I think is dump for him to cheat on her, Look at her and plus she will be making more money than him.

[Tilt360]

He might be out of the league in a few year while Kim is raking in million with her brand and everything.

[LordVodka]

This whole thing was probably done for the tv show.

[katstale]

Now I know why they call you "bigboy" dan, cause u must be one of the very few white boys who could do anything to that reamed out grand canyon. She wouldn't even realize I had been there after RayJ, Reggie etc etc etc.

[zsr]

Damn where's Dax with an over/under.

I wonder what the over/under would be on how many black guys shes slept with. Seriously.. 350? Probably higher than that

[BettingWizard]

there's no way she hasn't already cheated on him multiple times

[bigboydan]

Now I know why they call you "bigboy" dan, cause u must be one of the very few white boys who could do anything to that reamed out grand canyon. She wouldn't even realize I had been there after RayJ, Reggie etc etc etc.

Well Katstale, her panties I'm sure reads like one of those "open trench" signs you see on the side of the road.

[bigboydan]

[nyplayer33]

I think she is overrated...

[nenad]

ass big like an air plane

[Tully Mars 63]

She and her whole family are nothing but attention whores. Could care less what they do. Unless of course she wanted to blow me, then go buy me and six pack and finally leave without talking.

[bb_skoots]

fukin hate that cnut

[Tully Mars 63]

Calling her a cnut is kind of an insult to cnuts every where, don't you think?

[letsgo]

She filed for divorce today.

[DemoralizdDreamr]

Looks like I've got some hope

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/report-kim-kardashian-filing-divorce-kris-humphries-72-165627985.html

[Coach Potato]

lol shes just a media whore, anything for publicity. Theres too many people like that around now; people who are famous for no apparent reason.

[Tully Mars 63]

^^^ Yeah, what that poster said.

[GTS925]

She sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 Million. It lasted 72 days. Profit? 10,358 per hour.

[DerekMadden]

She is a Financial Genius..
too bad she is annoying, I couldn't put up with her for an hour.. I give props to Chris for lasting 72 days!

[ShawNee922]

It lasted twice as long as I figured it would!

That air-headed slut is no financial genius, she is the porn star daughter of TWO financial geniuses....

[jetsjets1028]

go figure huh very quickly

[Blutarski]

She's a reflection of American society. If you're a regular viewer of the show you're feeding the beasts(Kim,mother, sisters) and filling their bank accounts.

[Ricki Roma]

Ass so fat I need a lap dance..

[babyjesus]

I don't know where Dax is sir however, I know I sure would like to give her an over/under.




If that pic doesn't do it for you then maybe another one in this thread will.

dat ass

[GenosPicks]

gave this a mention in today's Geno's Takes...
Assuming the couple splits the 17.9 million bucks they earned from the wedding—then despite his NBA being on strike, Kris Humphries will make nearly 10 million dollars for doing exactly what he normally does this time of year as a back up center—sitting on his ass doing nothing and occasionally being asked to do a little pounding underneath.

weigh in now!!! at Geno's Wildcard Wednesday

http://www.sbrforum.com/nfl-football/free-picks/geno-s-wildcard-wednesday-a-21850/

[Dabeergod]

Her sex tape lasted longer then her marriage