I was at my parents house for thanksgiving (Canadian) last weekend and I met this girl who was at her grandparents house across the street for thanksgiving. She looks like a big time whore and sounds twice as dumb as one when she talks. Now she's really hot but not really the kind of girl I'm into, too skinny and I prefer brunettes.
I know I should call her because I'm 25 (she's 21) and I don't get laid a lot, not because I'm ugly, but because I put zero effort into it. I know that if I put just the slightest effort into getting laid it could be a weekly occurrence, and because of that I find myself always saying "f*ck it" and wind up staying in to get blazed and play video games. And I absolutely don't want a girlfriend.
The single reason I do want to bang her is because she used to work as a gogo dancer at one of Toronto's biggest clubs. This happens to be the same club that another girl I tagged used to work at as a gogo dancer. So being able to say "I tagged 2 gogo dancers from this club" would be pretty sweet.
Anyways, my friends have all started to call me "fa*got" and "stinky nuts" for not calling her, so to shut them up I decided to call her, but before I could I received an urgent call from 1 of my friends who sent me the following link. This is the girl...let me know what you guys think.
I know I should call her because I'm 25 (she's 21) and I don't get laid a lot, not because I'm ugly, but because I put zero effort into it. I know that if I put just the slightest effort into getting laid it could be a weekly occurrence, and because of that I find myself always saying "f*ck it" and wind up staying in to get blazed and play video games. And I absolutely don't want a girlfriend.
The single reason I do want to bang her is because she used to work as a gogo dancer at one of Toronto's biggest clubs. This happens to be the same club that another girl I tagged used to work at as a gogo dancer. So being able to say "I tagged 2 gogo dancers from this club" would be pretty sweet.
Anyways, my friends have all started to call me "fa*got" and "stinky nuts" for not calling her, so to shut them up I decided to call her, but before I could I received an urgent call from 1 of my friends who sent me the following link. This is the girl...let me know what you guys think.
