i doubt all these jew young members even know what hay is. I'll be hauling hay tommorrow
Here is a good past hay hauling story. I got 60 bucks for hauling hay, my mom got the money from my uncle as she was already there and i told her to get it.
She kept it since it was a friday nite, she said i would just blow it at the casino. This was like in 2000, and i had no computer then. , but i was determined to get that 60 bucks out of her wallet so i devised a plan. She went to bed around 9 so i was just gonna sneak in on the floor and get it out of her purse. Hard to do when your 315, yes 315 at the time and a creak in the floor.
I walk to the edge of the room and get on the floor and skoot myself on my stomach and legs about an inch at a time. After about 30 minutes i finally crawled next to the purse. Yes, i was thinking, im gonna get that 60 bucks and go play some blackjack. 45 min drive to casino and i can still make it back by midnight or 1 am and she will never know i left.
Right as i was opening up her purse, it happened. Booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I let out the loudest fart in the history of the world ever and she wakes up and is like wtf. She say's what the hell are you doing. I play it off and act like a ball rolled underneath the bed. I get up and she picks up her purse and puts it next to her on the bed
I go back in my room and watched wrestling or some vhs tape
Here is a good past hay hauling story. I got 60 bucks for hauling hay, my mom got the money from my uncle as she was already there and i told her to get it.
She kept it since it was a friday nite, she said i would just blow it at the casino
. This was like in 2000, and i had no computer then. , but i was determined to get that 60 bucks out of her wallet so i devised a plan. She went to bed around 9 so i was just gonna sneak in on the floor and get it out of her purse. Hard to do when your 315, yes 315 at the time and a creak in the floor.I walk to the edge of the room and get on the floor and skoot myself on my stomach and legs about an inch at a time. After about 30 minutes i finally crawled next to the purse. Yes, i was thinking, im gonna get that 60 bucks and go play some blackjack. 45 min drive to casino and i can still make it back by midnight or 1 am and she will never know i left.
Right as i was opening up her purse, it happened. Booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I let out the loudest fart in the history of the world ever and she wakes up and is like wtf. She say's what the hell are you doing. I play it off and act like a ball rolled underneath the bed. I get up and she picks up her purse and puts it next to her on the bed
I go back in my room and watched wrestling or some vhs tape