Anyone else have a dog that is annoying...

[dozer]

While your fuckin your brod???

My dog seems to love ***. No, you sick bastards, i dont roll like that, but when i shoot my load on my girls ass, back, face, etc. The dog instantly is right there to try and eat that shit up!! She can be 20 feet away but the instant the load squirts out the dog tries to pounce on it like a lil bitchass cat.

I guess the easy thing to do would be to close the door, but then the fuckin dog scratches the door knowing we are both in there.........

Can't win for cumming....

Any advice?????

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Advice...be the leader of your house and your dog will respect your space. Ironically, you and your gal are your dog's bitches. If my lab were to jump on my bed...well, actually I have trained my lab to stay off the bed, furniture, and out of the kitchen. Man up. Another embarrassing thread on SBR.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Advice?... sure, Ménage à trois with the dog.

If not that... shoot the dog.

[The Hot Pepper]

Watch out for the dog eating your weenie!!!

Safety first

[babyjesus]

I live in Costa Rica. There are more strays than ppl.

[White Rhino]

yep my dog barks all the time. You can not play fetch with him unless you have ear plugs in.

[diggler420]

Had my gf's small pomeranian lick my asshole once while i was romatically making love to her and shit.. fuckin freak me the **** out, instinctively kicked/lauched him off the bed way across the room.. he yelped and ran off out of the room... I wasnt allowed to finish cuz my girl was all pissed.. i was like what, i have to accept geting my ass licked by your gay lil dog??!!


on a side note, another random *** testimonial--no dogs involved but still funny--I was fukin the brains out of this random broad way up in the top corner of my king size bed and being the ganster pull-out'er than i am, went i was about to ***.. i tried to scramble to the edge of my bed to release all over the floor--had her up against the wall, and she wasnt in the good posish to *** on her, and i didnt want to get my sheets any dirtier--and with my shorts and sheets all caught up on my legs, while pinching my dik, i accidently shot a small portion of my load right into my eye. It was red as hell for like 2 days..