Its my ex gf's bday on Friday....

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  • acarmelo1
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-29-09
    • 6321

    #36
    Kidnap her and do stuff to her.
    She will then fall in love with you again.
    There is something about women.
    They fall in love with the people the kidnap them.

    Just my 2 cents
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    • William Walters
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-17-11
      • 6372

      #37
      If you really, truly, and honestly want her back...........PM ttwarrior. Guy is smooth.
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      • laclippers504
        SBR MVP
        • 08-21-06
        • 4553

        #38
        Originally posted by acarmelo1
        Kidnap her and do stuff to her.
        She will then fall in love with you again.
        There is something about women.
        They fall in love with the people the kidnap them.

        Just my 2 cents
        Rofl.
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        • Streakster777
          Restricted User
          • 01-29-11
          • 262

          #39
          Treat her to a threesome.....she will love DP
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          • 13th Inning
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 08-05-08
            • 878

            #40
            Originally posted by acarmelo1
            Kidnap her and do stuff to her. She will then fall in love with you again. There is something about women. They fall in love with the people the kidnap them. Just my 2 cents
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            • LolsMcwinsey
              SBR MVP
              • 06-08-10
              • 2660

              #41
              move on
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              • MickeyMan
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-20-09
                • 5091

                #42
                Maybe if you become an SBR Pro she will see you have your sh it together and come crawling back
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                • laclippers504
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-21-06
                  • 4553

                  #43
                  I think that's the trick.....SBR Pro.....here I come
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                  • boeing power
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-23-10
                    • 9698

                    #44
                    in every relationship one person holds the cards

                    which means one person knows they can get someone hotter than who they are with

                    and that person better be you

                    if that person is your girl , you are in trouble

                    she will always have that over you and may never say it, but she's knows it and you know it
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                    • Holtgetsback
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-04-10
                      • 4655

                      #45
                      Robbin the cradle you fukkin Dawg

                      Theres better broads out there clipper

                      Go to the library or the grocery store and find u a fukkin milf, something you can just take all your frustrations out on

                      do that until you find another 18-20 year old college broad and make her split her fukkin refund check with you
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                      • Ricki Roma
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 09-03-10
                        • 737

                        #46
                        She left u cause you were sick, and your 27 and cant get that she would eventually left you anyway?


                        Fail bro, there are better ones out there
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                        • Deuce
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-12-08
                          • 29843

                          #47
                          I know this feeling, man. PM me if you need help.
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Deuce
                            I know this feeling, man. PM me if you need help.
                            Deuce-

                            I know you & Clipper won't believe this......but one day when you're sitting around with your wife and kids......these 2 chics will be nothing but a distant memory, and you'll wonder how you ever felt like you do now.

                            Things like this are just bumps in the road. It's part of growing up. Although it hurts now, believe me when I say it won't last long.

                            Trust me....these are nowhere near the best years of your life. That's all yet to come.
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                            • laclippers504
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-21-06
                              • 4553

                              #49
                              Originally posted by opie1988
                              Deuce-

                              I know you & Clipper won't believe this......but one day when you're sitting around with your wife and kids......these 2 chics will be nothing but a distant memory, and you'll wonder how you ever felt like you do now.

                              Things like this are just bumps in the road. It's part of growing up. Although it hurts now, believe me when I say it won't last long.

                              Trust me....these are nowhere near the best years of your life. That's all yet to come.
                              Like you're optimism there. Thanks for the encouraging words.
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                              • laclippers504
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-21-06
                                • 4553

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Deuce
                                I know this feeling, man. PM me if you need help.
                                Similar problems in the past man?
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                                • chrisharvard01
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 10-24-08
                                  • 2943

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                  Deuce- I know you & Clipper won't believe this......but one day when you're sitting around with your wife and kids......these 2 chics will be nothing but a distant memory, and you'll wonder how you ever felt like you do now. Things like this are just bumps in the road. It's part of growing up. Although it hurts now, believe me when I say it won't last long. Trust me....these are nowhere near the best years of your life. That's all yet to come.
                                  Disagree, opie. Age 15-25. Best years of our lives.

                                  The window to drink, do drugs, and have sex with young girls is getting smaller by the day. By the time you know it, you're gonna be 40 and you're going to have to pay for these kind of girls.

                                  Once you hit 30 if you're not pulling in 40k+ your're f_ucked and most likely won't be f_ucking any young chicks. You'll be doing like Holt says. Cruising the f_ucking grocery store trying to find single chicks under 50.
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                                  • laclippers504
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-21-06
                                    • 4553

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by chrisharvard01
                                    Disagree, opie. Age 15-25. Best years of our lives.

                                    The window to drink, do drugs, and have sex with young girls is getting smaller by the day. By the time you know it, you're gonna be 40 and you're going to have to pay for these kind of girls.

                                    Once you hit 30 if you're not pulling in 40k+ your're f_ucked and most likely won't be f_ucking any young chicks. You'll be doing like Holt says. Cruising the f_ucking grocery store trying to find single chicks under 50.
                                    Everybodies perception of "the good life" is different. To me "the good life" as it related to women is being with somebody I'm in love with, can share every avenue of life with...maybe have a family....now with that said, as a human being I make mistakes sometimes that gravitate from that not happening, but none the less, that sounds like "the good life" to me
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      some classic responses in this thread, good stuff

                                      Hey Clippers stop acting like your fukkin 15 you mother fukker

                                      Clippers do me a favor tonight call a fukkin hooker and enjoy yourself

                                      My dream is too live with two hookers and I take care of them

                                      Clippers common man lets get back on track
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                                      • valaub04
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 02-14-11
                                        • 549

                                        #54
                                        if you dated this girl long enough to feel this strongly i have 2 words to describe you:

                                        statutory rapist.

                                        2 more:

                                        chris hanson

                                        seriously.... why waste another thought on her? it's not doing you - and most importantly - it's not doing SBR Forum any damn good.
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                                        • hawley
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-10-10
                                          • 14270

                                          #55
                                          she must of been one hell of a root?
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                                          • RubberKettle
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-28-09
                                            • 6421

                                            #56
                                            Just fuk someone else or your palm and you will forget about her soon enough.
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                                            • White Rhino
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 09-05-09
                                              • 601

                                              #57
                                              pics or this thread is worthless.
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                                              • laclippers504
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-21-06
                                                • 4553

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                some classic responses in this thread, good stuff

                                                Hey Clippers stop acting like your fukkin 15 you mother fukker

                                                Clippers do me a favor tonight call a fukkin hooker and enjoy yourself

                                                My dream is too live with two hookers and I take care of them




                                                Clippers common man lets get back on track

                                                I ain't common coach. Plus I'm not a big fan of crabs especially when they aren't being served on a plate.....I'll post pics later
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                                                • tanner40
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-24-10
                                                  • 2129

                                                  #59
                                                  Go bang 7 different broads. Not hookers, regular girls. Depending on your game this may take a few months to a year. Then report back to us. Guarantee your ex will be a thing of the past and you will be a much happier man.
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                                                  • laclippers504
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-21-06
                                                    • 4553

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by tanner40
                                                    Go bang 7 different broads. Not hookers, regular girls. Depending on your game this may take a few months to a year. Then report back to us. Guarantee your ex will be a thing of the past and you will be a much happier man.
                                                    That actually might be a good idea for some but I been wit 4 girls since this one.....none of um mean nada compared to her
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                                                    • laclippers504
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-21-06
                                                      • 4553

                                                      #61
                                                      The earrings I got for her
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                                                      • acarmelo1
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-29-09
                                                        • 6321

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by laclippers504
                                                        The earrings I got for her
                                                        Is she in your basement already, all tied up?
                                                        That is the only reason to buy her something.
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                                                        • laclippers504
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-21-06
                                                          • 4553

                                                          #63
                                                          forgot I made this thread. eh.
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