Anyone have any good ones? 
I'll start it off...
If JJgold was stranded on a desert island equipped with a grenade, funnel and a chimp name Sparky what would he do to keep his mind occupied from going nuts?

I'll start it off...
If JJgold was stranded on a desert island equipped with a grenade, funnel and a chimp name Sparky what would he do to keep his mind occupied from going nuts?