In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For example the trade name for Acetaminophen is Tylenol, Ibuprofen is known as Aleve and Advil.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, they recently announced that they have settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the concoction by the name of Mount and Do.
For example the trade name for Acetaminophen is Tylenol, Ibuprofen is known as Aleve and Advil.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, they recently announced that they have settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the concoction by the name of Mount and Do.
