got a free hand job this morning....

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  • Scorpion
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-05
    • 7797

    #1
    got a free hand job this morning....
    I go to get a coffee and there's a hot asian in line in front of me. As i go to get my money i accidentally knock over her coffee and it spilled all over the counter. I apologized and offered to buy her another cup and she said thank you. Then i invited her to sit with me and she did! I would say she's mid to late 20's beautiful eyes and black hair and wearing a nice low cut top where i could see her perky popping out. Turns out she worked in the nail salon next door and she's Korean and her name is Lucy. Her english is pretty good and we're talking about how our summers were etc. and i notice she's wearing an engagement ring. I didn't come on to her not that i would've anyway. Far too young for me, but at any rate she tells me that she'll give me a free manicure! So i picked up my coffee and we went into the salon and i got a free manicure.
  • oiler
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-06-09
    • 6585

    #2
    and then u gave yourself a hand job lol
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    • ncat12
      SBR MVP
      • 11-24-09
      • 1170

      #3
      yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it
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      • Scorpion
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-04-05
        • 7797

        #4
        Originally posted by ncat12
        yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it
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        • samdapatriotsfan
          SBR MVP
          • 10-10-08
          • 1585

          #5
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          • wildbill044
            SBR Sharp
            • 05-02-10
            • 316

            #6


            OK, you got me.
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            • RGG
              SBR MVP
              • 09-11-11
              • 1045

              #7
              You got me, lol.
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              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-18-11
                • 7537

                #8


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                • Jimmy Proffett
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-20-09
                  • 2729

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ncat12
                  yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it
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                  • stevenash
                    Moderator
                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65564

                    #10
                    I think I read this story in Penthouse Forum like 12 years ago
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                    • The Inevitable
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 05-02-10
                      • 773

                      #11
                      LoL that was a pretty funny joke!
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                      • WvGambler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-19-10
                        • 11618

                        #12
                        Oh I get it...Hahaha.....I thought you meant.....ohhh hohoho how embarrassing for me. Hehehehe.
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