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  • babyjesus
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-17-11
    • 994

    #1
    The things I would do for her...


    I would swim a mile in Oprahs Winfrey's douche water with a 45 pound plate tied to my scrotum using Ellen DeGeneres queefs as my air supply just to eat a teaspoon of pudding from her ass
  • ncat12
    SBR MVP
    • 11-24-09
    • 1170

    #2
    cmon slick tell us how you really feel
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    • GOIRISH
      SBR MVP
      • 09-25-10
      • 2072

      #3
      i dont know if id go that far
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      • babyjesus
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-17-11
        • 994

        #4
        i'd toss the salad for sure
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        • doublej95
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-26-10
          • 14094

          #5
          I wouldn't go that far.
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          • babyjesus
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 03-17-11
            • 994

            #6
            you don't toss the salad? girls ******* love it
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            • Yich123
              SBR High Roller
              • 04-10-11
              • 205

              #7
              i woudnt toss her salad but i would feed her beaver. nice pic choice bro
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              • Vaughany
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 03-07-10
                • 45563

                #8
                So u like her then?
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                • kmarinouofm
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-26-09
                  • 8437

                  #9
                  who is that ?
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                  • Scorpion
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-04-05
                    • 7797

                    #10
                    I DON'T LIKE tattoos and fake

                    something must be wrong with her face that's why she is wearing big sunglasses, her jewelry is fake too

                    she is probably a cheap street prostitutute, I dont like her wig either

                    I wouldnt do anything for her but I dont mind talking to her about politics and sports
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                    • The Inevitable
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 05-02-10
                      • 773

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Scorpion
                      I DON'T LIKE tattoos and fake something must be wrong with her face that's why she is wearing big sunglasses, her jewelry is fake too she is probably a cheap street prostitutute, I dont like her wig either
                      Damn man!... that's the guy's wife you're talking about. Show a bit of respect. As the saying goes, one man's skank, is another man's wifey. ... In my opinion, she's okay. I think it's the hair that's fooling everyone.
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                      • Coach Potato
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-31-11
                        • 4303

                        #12
                        forget that. i wouldnt do all that shit to just to get with a girl.
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                        • Ralphie Halves
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-13-09
                          • 4507

                          #13
                          Looks high maintenance. You would probably have to do that very thing.
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                          • Dad
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-08
                            • 23245

                            #14
                            Damn, you internet tough guys are all HATERS. You all know you'd drag your dick across a highway filled with glass and blood after an 18-car pile-up just to sniff the poo stains on her underwears. Don't lie. Don't hate.
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                            • gomiamigo
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 08-07-08
                              • 360

                              #15
                              ...or you could drag a $100 bill on a fishing lure through the trailer parks of SC, TN, and GA and get an even hotter one.
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                              • Lookingtostart
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-25-11
                                • 1584

                                #16
                                Jaw too masculine.
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                                • clynnm17
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-08-10
                                  • 1360

                                  #17
                                  wouldnt do all that. but i would give her a few 100s
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
                                    Once I can release again, I will be releasing to this thread.
                                    המוסד‎
                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                    • babyjesus
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 03-17-11
                                      • 994

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dad
                                      Damn, you internet tough guys are all HATERS. You all know you'd drag your dick across a highway filled with glass and blood after an 18-car pile-up just to sniff the poo stains on her underwears. Don't lie. Don't hate.
                                      Your reply was the one I was waiting for. Thank you.

                                      Originally posted by flyingillini
                                      Once I can release again, I will be releasing to this thread.
                                      What does this mean?
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                                      • crjohnson32
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 12-16-10
                                        • 989

                                        #20
                                        I'd kill a baby
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