If your girlfriend/wife said she was pregnant with sextuplets what would you do?

[bettilimbroke999]

Holy fuckin shit, some of these women like that Kate plus 8 bitch have like litters of kids, I mean seriously you go from no kids to 6 in 9 months!!!!!!!!

Hey boss yea can I get my salary tripled, yea Im a new dad of a half a dozen kids

[Jordan23]

Suicide. The only option.... and the best option.

[jarvol]

Vasectomy boys. A weekend of sore swollen nuts is better than a lifetime of kids.

[Tech N9ne]

I would sell them for sportsbook cash

[starfire]

[Sanka]

[ngates815]

GO buy the Highest powered Shop Vac I could...Suck those fukkers out.

[BIGDAY]

I'd love each and everyone one them.

[cant call it]

....

[BIGDAY]

GO buy the Highest powered Shop Vac I could...Suck those fukkers out.

[belvedere86]

all you have to do is make sure that your wife gives birth at home without a doctor and then sell 5 kids and count your money

[bettilimbroke999]

I hate to tell ya this but you're going to need to cash out of all those online sportsbooks bc Im pregnant....with 8 fuckin kids!!!! Hey did you change those 8 diapers this morning, well its noon and they need changing again...have fun!

[zam77]

To make it even worse, having sex would become pretty much out of the question for so many different reasons.... fuk that.

[ngates815]

I'd love each and everyone one them.

But if you just wanted 1, and found out 4 were coming....Would your first response be "Yayyyyyy" or "FUKK ME"

[crustyme]

exploit them on a reality tv show.

[King Mayan]

I'll be one happy muthafukka, only selfish disgruntled fukks would be not happy..

[bettilimbroke999]

I'll be one happy muthafukka, only selfish disgruntled fukks would be not happy..

I know give em a taco each night and a cot to sleep on and your child support is covered. White folks live different


Correct response: Relocate to another country and come back in 18 years and say you made a uh "mistake" leaving and you werent ready to be a father. They'll forgive you and have some emotional reunion on Oprah or Dr Phil or whatever where they get to meet their real father for the first time and get paid a million or so

[Bill Dozer]

It should not be legal for a Doctor to give that fertility treatment unless you earn $400k per year or something. You can't get a loan for your car without enough income but you can launch new kids like Gizmo from Gremlins. If Octomom was Sixtomom we'd be paying for those kids with our tax $. What was the Q again?

[bettilimbroke999]

The question Bill was if your Costa Rican gf shows up and said shes got 6 brownies in the oven what would you do?

[Bill Dozer]

The question Bill was if your Costa Rican gf shows up and said shes got 6 brownies in the oven what would you do?

hmm, maybe start a farm or a soccer team....Nike factory?

[bettilimbroke999]

hmm, maybe start a farm or a soccer team....Nike factory?

All sound ideas but the correct answer was leave 500 bucks on the counter for an abortion, tell that 3rd world chica to go **** herself and head back to the US

[King Mayan]

let's all be real here, you fukks are retarted looking, no female will ever mate with you guys, stop trying to make yourself feel better by bashing people with kids.

[ngates815]

let's all be real here, you fukks are retarted looking, no female will ever mate with you guys, stop trying to make yourself feel better by bashing people with kids.

This would include yourself as well?


Or let me guess you're the exception.

[King Mayan]

This would include yourself as well?


Or let me guess you're the exception.

I have kids gates..

Now run along and troll like Bateman.

[bettilimbroke999]

This would include yourself as well?


Or let me guess you're the exception.

One of sharpest posts ever, King just got fukin ROCKED!

[King Mayan]

One of sharpest posts ever, King just got fukin ROCKED!

Rocked by a bitch that talks tough in the Internet but is a sweetheart in real life..

Bettil, go find a picture of your mom and scream at it, disgruntled fukk.

[doublej95]

You would get some good tax credits with six kids

[bettilimbroke999]

Rocked by a bitch that talks tough in the Internet but is a sweetheart in real life..

Bettil, go find a picture of your mom and scream at it, disgruntled fukk.

Kings cryin as he jerks his 1 inch rooster off in his parents basement, I touched a nerve, sorry bro its alright you're the "King" bro...you didnt just get ROCKED!

[King Mayan]

Kings cryin as he jerks his 1 inch rooster of his off in his parents basement, I touched a nerve, sorry bro its alright you're the "King" bro...you didnt just get ROCKED!

I'm crying??? This coming from a guy that starts threads complaining at everything. You need counseling bro.

[bettilimbroke999]

Nice of King to turn down all those supermodels wanting to **** him to post 6k times to us ugly losers

Thank you King!

[ngates815]

LOL.

King Mayan is the man.

Post a pic of you and you ol lady. Let's see the big tough mexican.


LOL, at you saying that I'm a bitch that talks shit on the internet....LOL, let's look again at who's talkin shit here.

[King Mayan]

LOL.

King Mayan is the man.

Post a pic of you and you ol lady. Let's see the big tough mexican.


LOL, at you saying that I'm a bitch that talks shit on the internet....LOL, let's look again at who's talkin shit here.

gates you don't have shit on me lil boy, I suggest you calm the fukk down and troll some other muthafukka. I already posted a pic of me, go find it.

[King Mayan]

Nice of King to turn down all those supermodels wanting to **** him to post 6k times to us ugly losers

Thank you King!

I'm married kid, I'm not saying I'm good looking. What I'm saying is lonely ugly fukks like to feel better by bashing men that have kids. too bad no female wants to breed with you.

[ngates815]

LOL...OK mayan.

You do notice, I posted a joke in here, then LAUGHED at you, when you said all of us on this forum are ugly and have no kids.

Then you got all excited....


Once again King Mayan is apparently the man.


I was just wondering why Everyone on this site is ugly and can't get ladies...Which is what you said.
SO I simply asked if you were part of that since everyone else is, or if you just happened to be the exception.

Nothing to get excited about. And last I checked that isn't being tough. So please don't call me an internet bitch that acts tough, It really makes me mad and upset that you say that.

[King Mayan]

LOL...OK mayan.

You do notice, I posted a joke in here, then LAUGHED at you, when you said all of us on this forum are ugly and have no kids.

Then you got all excited....


Once again King Mayan is apparently the man.

If you bash men because they have kids then you're ugly physically or had some horrible shit happen to you mentally, it all comes back to you trying to make yourself feel better.

Now run along and go troll someone else for the rest of the day, tough guy.