A Theory On Opie: Is He Really The Man He Says He Is?

[forsberg21]

Apparently Opie has this aura of being SBR's successful one. He's starting up businesses on the side, driving nice cars, supposedly starting up sports books, meeting with his "venture capitalists" (I'm certain he doesn't even know what this term means), yet he has all the spare time in the world to post on this online gambling forum. Let's break it down:

Opie - 4840 posts in roughly 1 year.

That's over 13 posts a day.

The average person is awake for 16 hours of the day.

This means that over the last 365 days, since Opie has joined SBR, Opie has, on average, made almost 1 post per hour for every hour that he's awake.

Does this sound like someone who is successful, or like someone who is a degenerate, losing gambler like the other 95% of the people on these boards. Think about that long and hard.

Before the cookie cutter insults start getting hurled, I just want you to sit down and take a minute to consider the facts. Would a person who is truly successful in their own personal/business life really spend so much time posting on an online gambling forum, and now, apparently hunting down Deuce on the other side of the country? Or is it more likely that Opie is simply like nearly every other degenerate gambler on here? You be the jury.

--- Queue the generic insults from Opie...

[I/O]

Do you gamble?

[BIGDAY]

Apparently Opie has this aura of being SBR's successful one. He's starting up businesses on the side, driving nice cars, supposedly starting up sports books, meeting with his "venture capitalists" (I'm certain he doesn't even know what this term means), yet he has all the spare time in the world to post on this online gambling forum. Let's break it down:

Opie - 4840 posts in roughly 1 year.

That's over 13 posts a day.

The average person is awake for 16 hours of the day.

This means that over the last 365 days, since Opie has joined SBR, Opie has, on average, made almost 1 post per hour for every hour that he's awake.

Does this sound like someone who is successful, or like someone who is a degenerate, losing gambler like the other 95% of the people on these boards. Think about that long and hard.

Before the cookie cutter insults start getting hurled, I just want you to sit down and take a minute to consider the facts. Would a person who is truly successful in their own personal/business life really spend so much time posting on an online gambling forum, and now, apparently hunting down Deuce on the other side of the country? Or is it more likely that Opie is simply like nearly every other degenerate gambler on here? You be the jury.

--- Queue the generic insults from Opie...

[paco]

Oprah and Warren Buffet also post on SBR.

But most of there shit gets sent to the saloon right away.

[TexansFan]

Get a life douche bag. Why are you so interested in other men?

[BIGDAY]

Oprah and Warren Buffet also post on SBR.

But most of there shit gets sent to the saloon right away.

[jjgold]

Forseberg you could be onto something

I told him I might be in Boston next week and he said he has 4 days off, still considering meeting him.

I saw him playing sbr poker the other day for 3 hrs in prime working hrs, he said he was on lunch

No idea..he could of inherited money, they guy never has a scratch on him either

Most construction guys have marks on them or messy hair

He could be fooling us, I just do not know

[Iwinyourmoney]

With how easy mobile devices, smartphones, tablet computers are to access the Internet......it takes 5 seconds to make a post.
Opie enjoys SBR as do a lot of us.
95% of my posts come from my iPhone while I'm out and about. Posters don't sit in front of computers anymore, the mobile posting revolution is in full swing...it doesn't require time to make a post....just seconds

[nosniboR11]

hush loser

[jjgold]

I do not know

Some guy told me he talked to opie like 4 hrs the other day on the phone
I would not doubt he is working graveyard shift at a supermarket

[Richkas]

Opie is cool....seems like a really nice guy....personally I don't care what he drives or what he's phucking or how much money he has....all I know is he loves his little girl and he never says a bad thing about anybody...that to me shows me he is a great guy...as far as anything else goes...when he wakes up...he puts his pants on same as me...one leg at a time

[vyomguy]

you seem so obsessed with opie...give it a rest....a post takes few seconds..not hours...the 13 posts per day can be made in 30 mins max. Stalk much?

[doublej95]

Maybe Opie comes from old oil money and doesn't really have to work.

[jjgold]

Oil Money is possible

Does anyone know if he really loves in Texas??

I would not be surprised if he lives in LA area (Huntington beach)

[McCarthyFam]

Oil Money is possible

Does anyone know if he really loves in Texas??

I would not be surprised if he lives in LA area (Huntington beach)

with his hair style and tan, i wouldnt doubt it. he has that surfer look to him. although he always reps his texas rangers gear

[King Mayan]

Oil Money is possible

Does anyone know if he really loves in Texas??

I would not be surprised if he lives in LA area (Huntington beach)

Opie does remind me of a liberal surfer. Cool dude.

[No coincidences]

It's sad that you found the motivation to even sit down, concoct this theory and then start a thread about it.

Says a lot more about you than it does about opie, frankly.

[Dad]

when he wakes up...he puts his pants on same as me...one leg at a time

How do you even know this?

Anyway, I think Opie lives in Costa Rica and is an actor that SBR has hired to make videos.

[Iwinyourmoney]

How do you even know this?

Anyway, I think Opie lives in Costa Rica and is an actor that SBR has hired to make videos.

No...I know that's not the case 100%

[blackbeSSt]

maybe im wrong since i don't suck on the opie teet 24/7, but i also have wondered if he has actually posted any picks around here in any sport? i know he went to some mavericks games, but did he ever come out and say that he gambles and makes picks

[ngates815]

maybe im wrong since i don't suck on the opie teet 24/7, but i also have wondered if he has actually posted any picks around here in any sport? i know he went to some mavericks games, but did he ever come out and say that he gambles and makes picks

Yes he said he's a gambler and a losing gambling (it is the internet, so take it how you want)

Just because a guy posts 16 times a day doesn't necessarily mean he's on here once an hour....


Forsberg seems very jealous of Opie. Forsberg biggest accomplishment in life is his travels, which were paid for by his parents. Not much to brag about. And Opie doesn't brag, he just makes videos that make believe he is wealthy and has great things, which I do believe he has as well.

If you guys had to pick, would you rather be well traveled like foreskin or take opie's life?

[tanner40]

maybe im wrong since i don't suck on the opie teet 24/7, but i also have wondered if he has actually posted any picks around here in any sport? i know he went to some mavericks games, but did he ever come out and say that he gambles and makes picks

In Costa Rica he told me he bets the Rangers every game

He is a solid guy. When others start making threads about you, then you know you have made it on SBR

[ngates815]

Opie yesterday had

6 posts between 10:45 and 11:45
1 post @ 9
1 post @ 545
2 post between 230 and 245
1 post @ 1230
1 post @ 1030
2 post @ 740


Your simple little equation of there is 24 hours in a day....yada yada yada makes no fukkin sense and doesn't apply to anyone here.

I post 20 times a day, does that mean I have no life and am a degenerate loser gambler? You be the judge, but I rarely post while at home, usually post during the work day from 6am to 6pm.


A person can run off 30 posts in a hour lunch break, by your logic he lives in a different universe that has 30 hours in a day, since he has to post 1 time per hour.

SO because a fukkin guy posts 15 times a day means he's a loser.

guy keeps trying to bury opie, but can't seem to find any real info to do it.

sad.


Opie I'll have your babies.

[pavyracer]

I don't think Opie gambles. Opie is a better version of jjgold. Looks better, better shape, better dressed, better house, better c*ck than JJ.

[griz]

I don't think Opie gambles. Opie is a better version of jjgold. Looks better, better shape, better dressed, better house, better c*ck than JJ.

[compaqDikk]

ddwws

[griz]

opie is the real deal

[compaqDikk]

opie embezzeled 10x the amount i did. he is the ultimate skimmmer. i heard he rigged couple of gas stations in terrel and balch springs tx

[opie1988]

Thanks Gates (and others)...I appreciate all the kind words.

I don't believe I've ever claimed to be anything on here. What I am is simply a guy who enjoys SBR as a diversion from the mundane details of life.

I'm very thankful and blessed to be very busy with work. I have no doubt that my time here cuts away some productivity, but at least it provides some laughter!

Forsy- it's disheartening to see a guy as young as you claim to be so clearly disenchanted with their life. I hope you find whatever it is your missing, pal. Trust me....lifes too short.

[No coincidences]

Thanks Gates (and others)...I appreciate all the kind words.

I don't believe I've ever claimed to be anything on here. What I am is simply a guy who enjoys SBR as a diversion from the mundane details of life.

I'm very thankful and blessed to be very busy with work. I have no doubt that my time here cuts away some productivity, but at least it provides some laughter!

Forsy- it's disheartening to see a guy as young as you claim to be so clearly disenchanted with their life. I hope you find whatever it is your missing, pal. Trust me....lifes too short.

All about balance -- something opie gets.

Question is, forsberg, do you?

[laclippers504]

Get a life douche bag. Why are you so interested in other men?

I agree, an awful lot of time spent writing about this cown but I also agree...the guys a clown.....we don't need his effen life story. And the sad part is so many on here practically bow down and suck the guys dick. Enough already. This ain't the forum for that shit.

[griz]

Thanks Gates (and others)...I appreciate all the kind words.

I don't believe I've ever claimed to be anything on here. What I am is simply a guy who enjoys SBR as a diversion from the mundane details of life.

I'm very thankful and blessed to be very busy with work. I have no doubt that my time here cuts away some productivity, but at least it provides some laughter!

Forsy- it's disheartening to see a guy as young as you claim to be so clearly disenchanted with their life. I hope you find whatever it is your missing, pal. Trust me....lifes too short.

always staying classy opie, taking the high road. nice work

[WvGambler]

Forsberg obviously sat and thought about this, and this is what he came up with?

Kids a loser.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

U know...not the craziest theory ever. Medium-shot wanting to look like a big-shot JR Ewing type.

Blows ALL of his discretionary income on trips to Vegas, a video phone, a jet-ski, and tickets to Mavs games. All in the name of IMPRESSING the likes of Pavy/Paco/Loshak and befriending a barreled-in degen like JJ Gold. Yeah, that is a likely scenario.

[jjgold]

I don't think Opie gambles. Opie is a better version of jjgold. Looks better, better shape, better dressed, better house, better c*ck than JJ.

you greek fuk