Would you bang this Cougar?

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-16, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by fjaka

where is pic?

fortunately, I got a screen shot off when I first laffed my ass off at the pathetic scam Pavy tried to pull on the forum:

here she is:

and here we see the randy couple out on the town, with her in disguise (so her husband won't catch her -- note the wig she wears to throw him off the trail):

**chargers4222** · 03-27-16, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by chargers4222

Pathological liar and resident assclown pavyracer posted a thread with a picture of a beautiful 40-something woman with jizz on her neck. Pavyracer claimed to have banged this woman and given her the aforementioned semen splash in an attempt to "be one of the boys" and get some much needed attention in his worthless, droning excuse for a life. Not only did he claim to have habitual relations with this woman, he claimed he "bangs her while her hubby was out of town" and "if she found out I posted this she would kill me." In a brilliant coup, a vigilant SBR user reverse image searched the photo and found it buried somewhere on the Internet. This was CLEARLY not a joke, act, or anything of the sort, and yet pavyracer continued to try and brush off the incident as "just messing around." Eventually, he disappeared from the site for a while until he mustered the balls to come back and act as if nothing ever happened. He is the worst kind of human being and I wish him nothing but the worst in life, though I have a feeling he has no problem bottoming out in every aspect of his miserable existence all on his own. I highly suggest you read through the first few pages of the thread if you haven't already. He will never -- NEVER -- live this down. I keep my promises.

for anyone who doesn't know the context of this

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-27-16, 03:25 PM

Pavy buried badly.

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-16, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by chargers4222

for anyone who doesn't know the context of this

yep, that pretty well sums it up in a well-written, concise paragraph.

Excellent job!

people would still be reading the introductory five paragraphs of this sordid fable if I had undertaken the task of providing this historical account of one of the biggest fails in SBR history.....

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-27-16, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yep, that pretty well sums it up in a well-written, concise paragraph.

Excellent job!

people would still be reading the introductory five paragraphs of this sordid fable if I had undertaken the task of providing this historical account of one of the biggest fails in SBR history.....

Donk this was a wild thread.

Have you read through the whole thing?

How badly was paver buried.

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-16, 04:38 PM

oh yes indeed..... next to fly me and jayvegas's vegas journal; this has to be one of the top sbr threads ever......

and whereas the others are great in their success, pavy's is great as one of the most epic fails in SBR History.....

the thrill of victory (fidel, jay) and the agony of defeat (Pavy).....

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-27-16, 04:40 PM

Very VERY troubling stuff.

**pavyracer** · 03-27-16, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by fjaka

where is pic?

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-16, 06:11 PM

you the man pavy!!!!

that pearl necklace you gave that british ho you weren't fukkin' was the stuff Peter North's dreams are made of!!!!

in fact, that thread was so epic I'm givin' you the last betpoint I presently have to my name!

**chargers4222** · 04-02-16, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

this is NOT the picture you penetrating creep. the picture was a blond woman with splooge on her face. MoMoney explained it perfectly, the entire thread is troubling. and now he wants to joke about it. what an utter piece of nothing

**chargers4222** · 04-02-16, 10:37 AM

using unfunny dad humor memes to play off this disturbing attempt at a lie. you really are worse than I thought, which is almost impossible

**Auto Donk** · 04-02-16, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by chargers4222

using unfunny dad humor memes to play off this disturbing attempt at a lie. you really are worse than I thought, which is almost impossible

yes, there are few things as low as trying to pass off another man's gism as your own, as Pavy did with some dude's spunk who WAS ACTUALLY BANGIN' THAT COUGAR..... or, at least some dude who was unleashing a Peter North-sized pearl necklace on her neck and upper chest......

I mean, you can post fake shit on the internet such as cars, homes, even trophy deer, and try to pass it off as your own.....

BUT ANOTHER MAN'S LOAD?????

**chargers4222** · 05-22-16, 01:25 PM

Strongly advise anyone new to the site who has interacted with Pavy to read this thread in its entirety. Truly the low point of human existence. It will never die Pavy, you creepy weirdo.

**Auto Donk** · 05-22-16, 01:42 PM

in pavy's defense, we all have "bad days".....

I had a bad night last night by DonkLand Standards, got into a small tiff with a waitress over an $80 bottle of wine, that they didn't, for some strange reason, keep table side.... she said somehting about "keeping it cold".... when they brought the overpriced chardonnay back to my table for a second pour, she emptied the bottle into our glasses.... the first pour was very small, the second was even smaller....

no way that was an entire bottle of wine..... my wife said let it go, I didn't, and the rest of the night was history......

didn't matter that the owner knew they'd been caught selling some other patron a "by the glass" pour out of my bottle, nor that the place, realizing I was no dumbass and had caught them redhanded, and comped our entire bill.....

never cross your wife when she says "let it go"......

granted, pavy's "bad day" was over a week or so of burying himself deeper and deeper, but I will still chalk it up to one big bad decision of the type we all make, and a bunch of smaller, epic fail decisions to try and save it..... Nevertheless, he seems pretty on the Up and Up since that time, and we should all cut him some slack......

let he among us who has not made such a bad decision cast the first stone.....

Duck!!!! quick!!! Duck!!!!!

**chargers4222** · 05-22-16, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

in pavy's defense, we all have "bad days".....

I had a bad night last night by DonkLand Standards, got into a small tiff with a waitress over an $80 bottle of wine, that they didn't, for some strange reason, keep table side.... she said somehting about "keeping it cold".... when they brought the overpriced chardonnay back to my table for a second pour, she emptied the bottle into our glasses.... the first pour was very small, the second was even smaller....

no way that was an entire bottle of wine..... my wife said let it go, I didn't, and the rest of the night was history......

didn't matter that the owner knew they'd been caught selling some other patron a "by the glass" pour out of my bottle, nor that the place, realizing I was no dumbass and had caught them redhanded, and comped our entire bill.....

never cross your wife when she says "let it go"......

granted, pavy's "bad day" was over a week or so of burying himself deeper and deeper, but I will still chalk it up to one big bad decision of the type we all make, and a bunch of smaller, epic fail decisions to try and save it..... Nevertheless, he seems pretty on the Up and Up since that time, and we should all cut him some slack......

let he among us who has not made such a bad decision cast the first stone.....

Duck!!!! quick!!! Duck!!!!!

You're equating poor wine service to a creepy lie that had zero purpose other than to impress strangers on the internet? the guy is an unstable sociopath, i just want to make sure everyone is aware of that before interacting with him.

**mikejamm** · 05-22-16, 02:25 PM

SBR classic thread right here.

Hang in there Pavy, you might get a real porn star one day. Until then, keep those internet pic's coming

**Auto Donk** · 05-22-16, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by chargers4222

You're equating poor wine service to a creepy lie that had zero purpose other than to impress strangers on the internet? the guy is an unstable sociopath, i just want to make sure everyone is aware of that before interacting with him.

it was the best I could do......

life's actually pretty good down here in DonkLand.....

**Auto Donk** · 05-22-16, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

SBR classic thread right here.

Hang in there Pavy, you might get a real porn star one day. Until then, keep those internet pic's coming

shit, too bad ol pavy wasn't with me that night my date and I crossed paths with Jessica Drake down here in htown.... I had her so horned up and high that she'd have done whatever I told her to do..... including pavy

**chargers4222** · 07-09-16, 12:12 PM

hey guys, does Pavy still post here? just want to make sure everyone knows how weird and delusional he is before interacting with him. he will never live this down by the way. as long as SBR exists, this thread will follow him.

**kmarinouofm** · 07-09-16, 03:11 PM

lol i remember this like it was yesterday

**packersfan555** · 07-09-16, 03:25 PM

No pic beuh

**MoeSedway** · 07-09-16, 07:41 PM

Biggest burial in the history of the internet.

**The Kraken** · 07-09-16, 11:43 PM

Mark kunt should retire

Losing to a guy not even in UFC

Fukking embarrasing as a pro athlete

**The Kraken** · 07-09-16, 11:43 PM

Wrong thread

**chargers4222** · 07-10-16, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Mark kunt should retire

Losing to a guy not even in UFC

Fukking embarrasing as a pro athlete

this is also fukking embarrassing though so it works

**Auto Donk** · 07-11-16, 12:02 PM

fukkin' goddam Kracken... i'd never heard of this fukkin' "mark Kunt", tho I often asked people to page his brother, "Mike Hunt", back in high school at public events..... (Imagine the booming voice of some unsuspecting male authority figure coming over the intercom at the church bizaar "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY KUHNT?"....)

BUT thanks to learnin who this fuk was, I managed to ship even more betpoints back to the f'n crooked sbr house......

poor pavy..... horrible burial on the internet being "accidentally bumped"......

**Swinging Johnson** · 07-11-16, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by chargers4222

hey guys, does Pavy still post here? just want to make sure everyone knows how weird and delusional he is before interacting with him. he will never live this down by the way. as long as SBR exists, this thread will follow him.

You mean he lied to strangers on the internet? Pavy, how dare you!!!

**chargers4222** · 07-11-16, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

You mean he lied to strangers on the internet? Pavy, how dare you!!!

it was much more than an anonymous internet lie. it was truly disturbing that he felt the need to concoct such a blatantly untrue story in hopes of receiving validation from semi-strangers on the internet.

"ha, everyone in school used to laugh at me for being a weirdo, but THESE PEOPLE don't know ANYTHING about who i truly am. i know, i'll tell them i'm banging a hot milf! THAT'S RIGHT, PAVY THE MILF HUNTER! ha! who's laughing now jocks?! PAVY IS LAUGHING!!!"

the true nail in the coffin was when he continued with the lie for a few posts, then went dark from the entire site for a while, then returned and try to play it off like it was high-level Andy Kaufman humor. it was so gross and awkward.

**Auto Donk** · 07-11-16, 06:02 PM

truly disturbing.....

and that from a dumbass who made a "validation video" that started with him wearing a black ski mask ala seeweed, and ending with a dirk diggler like display of his junk to a gambling forum

**chargers4222** · 07-12-16, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

truly disturbing.....

and that from a dumbass who made a "validation video" that started with him wearing a black ski mask ala seeweed, and ending with a dirk diggler like display of his junk to a gambling forum

wow is there a link to this? i need some context. this guy is like disturbed

**Auto Donk** · 07-12-16, 01:43 PM

i made it, back at the end of march..... won me poster of the month that month.....

very disturbing vid.....

edit:

I was able to find it pretty quickly:

The Donk hits 10,000 posts on SBR!!! Commemorative Validation Shout-out Video, etc. - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3255757-donk-hits-10-000-posts-sbr-commemorative-validation-shout-out-video-etc.html

The SBR Lobby: Sports Talk, Gambling and Bettors Chat

**chargers4222** · 07-12-16, 05:44 PM

ooo lol ok i misunderstood. the video is private now but i'm sure it can't be any worse than this thread

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-16, 02:03 AM

hmmm.... it seems to be working, but what the fk do i know.... maybe sbr disabled it

**Swinging Johnson** · 07-13-16, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by chargers4222

it was much more than an anonymous internet lie. it was truly disturbing that he felt the need to concoct such a blatantly untrue story in hopes of receiving validation from semi-strangers on the internet.

"ha, everyone in school used to laugh at me for being a weirdo, but THESE PEOPLE don't know ANYTHING about who i truly am. i know, i'll tell them i'm banging a hot milf! THAT'S RIGHT, PAVY THE MILF HUNTER! ha! who's laughing now jocks?! PAVY IS LAUGHING!!!"

the true nail in the coffin was when he continued with the lie for a few posts, then went dark from the entire site for a while, then returned and try to play it off like it was high-level Andy Kaufman humor. it was so gross and awkward.

To be honest the only reason I check into this thread from time to time is to see you chime in. I honestly find your obsession with this fascinating, far more than Pavy's manufactured internet boastings. Inflating one's level of importance or accomplishments on an internet forum is standard fare but your outrage and rabid devotion to "shaming" Pavy (who, I am sure is not shamed at all) is nothing but captivating.

**chargers4222** · 07-15-16, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

To be honest the only reason I check into this thread from time to time is to see you chime in. I honestly find your obsession with this fascinating, far more than Pavy's manufactured internet boastings. Inflating one's level of importance or accomplishments on an internet forum is standard fare but your outrage and rabid devotion to "shaming" Pavy (who, I am sure is not shamed at all) is nothing but captivating.

oh he's quite shamed. i'm not letting it go because he tried to play it off. i'll never let it go. he's a delusional creep and people deserve to know