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  • tad0matic
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-09-10
    • 621

    #71
    Originally posted by Sawyer
    Next Riddle..

    What is the worst thing that can happen to a Centipede?

    Reward: 10 SBR Points
    the centipede gets drunk and passes out, when it wakes up it's asshole is really sore and all the other centipedes are snickering when it walks into the room.
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    • GOIRISH
      SBR MVP
      • 09-25-10
      • 2072

      #72
      having to tie his shoes, would take all day

      tripping over his own feet

      getting stepped on
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      • GAMBLOR777
        SBR MVP
        • 11-16-10
        • 1463

        #73
        having to tie/untie his shoelaces?
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        • Masu485
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-14-08
          • 7700

          #74
          Not knowing whether being called a millipede is an upgrade or downgrade.
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          • GAMBLOR777
            SBR MVP
            • 11-16-10
            • 1463

            #75
            congrats on your 7000th post Masu
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            • hawley
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-10-10
              • 14270

              #76
              Human centipede or a regular centipede?
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              • Sawyer
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-01-09
                • 7761

                #77
                Originally posted by hawley
                Human centipede or a regular centipede?


                Great movie btw, Human Centipede
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                • Sawyer
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-01-09
                  • 7761

                  #78
                  Great (and funny) answers so far. Yes, these are very bad/worst things..that can happen to a centipede..but what's worst of all?

                  You can HINT for 5 SBR Points. All HINTs will be sent by private message since they make it easier to predict.
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                  • Sawyer
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-01-09
                    • 7761

                    #79
                    Originally posted by GOIRISH
                    having to tie his shoes, would take all day
                    Originally posted by GAMBLOR777
                    having to tie/untie his shoelaces?
                    Good one! You're getting close.. But there's something much worse that can happen to a centipede.
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                    • InTheDrink
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-23-09
                      • 23983

                      #80
                      His kids all need new shoes
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                      • Optional
                        Administrator
                        • 06-10-10
                        • 61521

                        #81
                        Being stepped on?
                        .
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                        • Sawyer
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-01-09
                          • 7761

                          #82
                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                          His kids all need new shoes
                          Ha ha good one. Sure, it would cost lots of money but there's something even MUCH WORSE!!
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                          • Sawyer
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-01-09
                            • 7761

                            #83
                            You can buy TIP for 5 SBR Points.
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                            • GAMBLOR777
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-16-10
                              • 1463

                              #84
                              fukk it sawyer give me the tip
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                              • TheMoneyShot
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-14-07
                                • 28672

                                #85
                                I thought the answer was Green Monkey?
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                                • GAMBLOR777
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-16-10
                                  • 1463

                                  #86
                                  chafe, or

                                  tripping over its legs
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                                  • wtt0315
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-18-07
                                    • 8037

                                    #87
                                    trying to walk drunk..
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                                    • SportsPedagogy
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-13-11
                                      • 3691

                                      #88
                                      He was born a Bengals fan ? He sprained all of the anles on his left side and had to walk in circles ? He used to pick on a catepiler and then it became moth man ? Scientology ? Barbra striesand ?
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                                      • wtt0315
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-18-07
                                        • 8037

                                        #89
                                        trying to dance
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                                        • GAMBLOR777
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-16-10
                                          • 1463

                                          #90
                                          Sore feet
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                                          • jimkotecki
                                            SBR Hustler
                                            • 07-12-11
                                            • 83

                                            #91
                                            Having to buy shoes.
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                                            • doin
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 02-27-09
                                              • 457

                                              #92
                                              ...but, the safest and most environmentally sound way to control centipedes already in the house is to step on them and vacuum or sweep them up.
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                                              • WvGambler
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-19-10
                                                • 11618

                                                #93
                                                Did anyone try moth man?
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                                                • Sawyer
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-01-09
                                                  • 7761

                                                  #94
                                                  You can buy TIP for 5 SBR Points.
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                                                  • wtt0315
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-18-07
                                                    • 8037

                                                    #95
                                                    trying to find pants
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                                                    • wtt0315
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-18-07
                                                      • 8037

                                                      #96
                                                      considering they are carniverous, the worst thing would be in a place with only grass
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                                                      • daneblazer
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-14-08
                                                        • 27861

                                                        #97
                                                        going 14-1 on the weekend only to log in on Monday to see that the DOJ has seized his betting site?
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                                                        • SportsPedagogy
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-13-11
                                                          • 3691

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                          going 14-1 on the weekend only to log in on Monday to see that the DOJ has seized his betting site?
                                                          I haav you av tattooed on my foot. I like to think of it as the last thing people see when i throw a head kick in a fight : )
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                                                          • AlphaOmega
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-31-08
                                                            • 1146

                                                            #99
                                                            Moth Man
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                                                            • TomJSports
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-31-11
                                                              • 1177

                                                              #100
                                                              Be put on a centipede rack
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                                                              • bozeman
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-11-09
                                                                • 2162

                                                                #101
                                                                the worst thing would be being fried on a skillet! - would hurt 20 times more than it would hurt a human
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                                                                • Jimmy Proffett
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-20-09
                                                                  • 2729

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Having to buy shoes for Moth Man?
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                                                                  • WvGambler
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 04-19-10
                                                                    • 11618

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Shitting his pants on the school bus?
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                                                                    • Full Time Hobo
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-16-10
                                                                      • 2778

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by Dutch
                                                                      Stare into a mirror at midnight and say his name 3 times and you'll find out.
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                                                                      • brucethebear
                                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                                        • 08-16-10
                                                                        • 724

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by AlphaOmega
                                                                        Moth Man is the correct answer
                                                                        Just ran it by Mrs Bear.
                                                                        We both think Moth Man is the better answer.
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