Anybody Here Ever Bang an Escort???

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  • brahmabull117
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-08-10
    • 8622

    #1
    Anybody Here Ever Bang an Escort???
    reason I ask is cause I have had a fantasy of banging a really really hot older woman (which is damn near impossible to find in real life) for a while and it looks like I can make it happen for like 400 bucks where I live at.



    So how was it??? If she says it's for 2 hours, you can bang her as many times as you want during that period right??? She's not gonna stop after you *** the first time??




    I'm curious for any answers. On a website like this, I'm sure there's plenty of guys who have ordered high class whores
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82835

    #2
    You don't need to hire an older woman escort. Just go to the bar where the cougars hang out and you can bang one for free.
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    • brahmabull117
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-08-10
      • 8622

      #3
      Originally posted by pavyracer
      You don't need to hire an older woman escort. Just go to the bar where the cougars hang out and you can bang one for free.

      99% of them are disgusting looking though....I know the type you are talking about and I get hit by them fairly often




      there's one on this site though who is ridiculously hot with an awesome body...and plus I can fck her 100% sober and tell her to wear like a nurse or cop outfit (which I love).
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        I have
        Waste of money no matter what age
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        • brahmabull117
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-08-10
          • 8622

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          I have Waste of money no matter what age


          why?? it's no fun??
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          • SaintsFan
            Restricted User
            • 08-12-11
            • 355

            #6
            I've done it and Its very sterile and unromantic. Lots of sterile wipes, was distracting and killed the mood. She made me feel like I had leprosy or something.

            Wouldn't do it again.
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            • Swinging Johnson
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-12-09
              • 7604

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              I have
              Waste of money no matter what age
              Stop lying. We now know you're a virgin.
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              • brahmabull117
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-08-10
                • 8622

                #8
                Originally posted by SaintsFan
                I've done it and Its very sterile and unromantic. Lots of sterile wipes, was distracting and killed the mood. She made me feel like I had leprosy or something. Wouldn't do it again.

                that sounds like an isolated incident
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                • aceking
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-07-05
                  • 4782

                  #9
                  you can have a different girl every night in Thailand .
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                  • Tech N9ne
                    Restricted User
                    • 06-24-11
                    • 5366

                    #10
                    $400 bucks is a fukkin ripoff brah

                    You can get them same bitches round here for $150 you just visit the website pick your bitch call the number and the hoe is at your door
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                    • warriorfan707
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 13698

                      #11
                      Ive banged many escorts

                      cant beat the convenience factor

                      she shows up, you do what you want to her, then she leaves. Fukkin awesome

                      Dont have to go talk to noone or nothing, jump through all the hoops to get her into bed
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                      • brahmabull117
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-08-10
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Originally posted by warriorfan707
                        Ive banged many escorts cant beat the convenience factor she shows up, you do what you want to her, then she leaves. Fukkin awesome Dont have to go talk to noone or nothing, jump through all the hoops to get her into bed


                        Can you bust as many times as u want in the time you pay for??
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                        • warriorfan707
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 13698

                          #13
                          Originally posted by brahmabull117
                          Can you bust as many times as u want in the time you pay for??
                          Ive never encountered one that would let me bust more than twice...

                          Although I do remember one of them saying once "This will be the last time unless you have another condom"

                          So most will let you bust twice and a small % will let you go for as long as you paid for
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                          • Ice House
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-21-10
                            • 4060

                            #14
                            if you have $400 just go to a club and get a VIP table.
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                            • Ice House
                              Restricted User
                              • 07-21-10
                              • 4060

                              #15
                              but if you really want to find some hot women you need to take a trip to Uraguay
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                              • warriorfan707
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 13698

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ice House
                                if you have $400 just go to a club and get a VIP table.
                                How is that a guarantee he will get laid? And then he might be out 400$.
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                                • warriorfan707
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 13698

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ice House
                                  but if you really want to find some hot women you need to take a trip to Uraguay
                                  Moar info.

                                  How much are the women, how old, how do they look, is it legal etc
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
                                    All the time guey.
                                    המוסד‎
                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                    • Ice House
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 07-21-10
                                      • 4060

                                      #19
                                      I saw a thing on tv about Uraguay on the travel channel women are insanely hot and hispanic women are very friendly...

                                      a lot of those south american countries have hot girls brazil , uraguay etc...


                                      and if you go to a place like Vegas or scottsdale and get VIP girls are going to flock to you... hookers are a good way to get bugs on your nuts
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                                      • rsnnh12
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-26-10
                                        • 3487

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                        How is that a guarantee he will get laid? And then he might be out 400$.
                                        If you can't get laid sitting VIP at a decent club, its time to reevaluate your game. And by that, I mean come out of the closet.

                                        Okay, slight exaggeration, but sitting VIP is the easiest way to get laid at a club. By far.
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                                        • warriorfan707
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 13698

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by rsnnh12
                                          If you can't get laid sitting VIP at a decent club, its time to reevaluate your game. And by that, I mean come out of the closet.

                                          Okay, slight exaggeration, but sitting VIP is the easiest way to get laid at a club. By far.
                                          Im listening.

                                          So all you gotta do is sit there and drink and the women flock to you?
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                                          • Masu485
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-14-08
                                            • 7700

                                            #22
                                            I've never had an escort of any age. Since you are technically only paying for the time, and not the sex, are they allowed to refuse to have sex?
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                                            • rsnnh12
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-26-10
                                              • 3487

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                              Im listening.

                                              So all you gotta do is sit there and drink and the women flock to you?
                                              Basically. Just be there with a few friends (dressed somewhat nicely), have a lot of fun, and girls will come up to you guys, without a doubt. As long as you can look laid back and that you're fun to be around, girls will throw themselves at you. Smiling and laughing goes a long way
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                                              • lesterdymond
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-25-11
                                                • 2357

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by aceking
                                                you can have a different girl every night in Thailand .
                                                This is 100% true. You need to head out east my friend. I personally have been to the Philippines and you can have 9s and 10s everyday for half that price, and they leave when you tell them to. But if you need to stay local make sure she cooks up some bacon and eggs along with that pricetag.
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                                                • warriorfan707
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 13698

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by aceking
                                                  you can have a different girl every night in Thailand .
                                                  100% true
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                                                  • tony_come
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-31-10
                                                    • 21695

                                                    #26
                                                    You can't take 3-4 hrs to ***. Not fun for her.

                                                    For $400 you should have no problem fukking her as many times within reasonable time.

                                                    But not like a rabbit
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                                                    • frizzelli
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-06-10
                                                      • 8916

                                                      #27
                                                      Big misconception you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave after sex.
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