ttwarrior1's Greates Hits

[Matches Malone]

First off tt, this thread comes from pure love and admiration. I'm sincere when I say, you might be my favorite poster anywhere, on any forum I've ever encountered.

These are some the gems that immediately came to mind. Feel free to add your favorites boys and girls....

6'3 and bigger waist them stomach, big ass, big muscles, big chest,

Who said i wanted to get laid. Im a one woman man . I eat one meal a day and a small snack. A day doesn't go by that i don't have people bumping into me somewhere wanting to know how they can gain some muscle.

fly me down and let me pop out of a cake

really no1? rounders, hpc, and a few other forums will tell you I'm the best player ive ever seen and wonder everyday why im not in vegas playing in wsop events. Have no points to enter sbr tourneys. Im not SBR Pro and never will be

I want name change for security reasons. No i have no ghosts and no Ive never once lied on sbr about anything

So im going to head to head in a big court against an attorney???????????????????????????????? ???????????????? and defending myself???????????????????

Sorry gritz, im not good with animal impersonations but i can impersonate randy savage, jerry lawler, hulk hogan , vince mcmahon, ronald reagan, george bush 1, razor ramon, chris farley , fat albert characters, peanuts characters

it was fine while it lasted. Had fun with the blogs, poker, contests, jokes, picks, etc. Its time to move on. Nice knowing everyone. I will finish up the contests picks only. Cheers!!!

no i won 300, i spend 200 on under armour clothes, the win put me back over 1 k

and i win poker tourneys everyday, nothing new. Im a moderator at 3 poker forums also. I just lose it all in the casino is all trying to build it up.

just google ttwarrior1 and ttwarrior4 , you can have a field day with posts on forums

also don't need a bra, thats what compression shirts are for

People forget i have over 250 pounds of muscle, just fat covering it up

thinking about retiring from tennis and lifting weights. I just can't take the Hip pain any longer. Ive been icing and heating it, taking glucosamine, no drugs. I can't afford to have anyone take a look at it. I assume its my Hip. Something sticking out in my upper left area on the side above the groin. Its that knot area we have on both sides. Not sure what you call it. Other times its the lower back on right side. Sometimes its just the big hard bone on the side of the hip. Changes from day to day.

I can still out lift or outplay anyone on a given day , but I'm about to give up. Also been on a perfect diet for almost a month and I've gained ten pounds and feel bloated all day.

If you think I'm a loser now. You haven't seen nothing yet. I can't wait till its all over and I'm out of this world forever. I was hoping to live another 20 years perhaps but it could be any day, could be 3 months, could be a year, but its getting closer to that day.

I will not take any pain killers, only something natural.
I assume it would cost thousands of dollars to fix my hip, who knows, might just need a cortisone shot in the hip but I'm just gonna wait it out. No idea how i injured it, woke up with it that way about a year ago.
About to make my retirement post on facebook on the tennis pages I'm apart of to tell my mixed doubles and men's doubles partners that its over and won't be in any league or tourneys this year.
Had a dream last nite people held a car wash for me and the money was donated so i could see a chiropractor or doctor. Hell the doc would have to hold the bottom of my stomach in after i suck it in just to feel my hip
Gained about 1/8 inch of muscle on my chest in the last month and about 1 1/2 inch of fat

Who knows. Im tough and could change my mind, but I feel almost paralyzed today

[JohnGalt2341]

I'm a fan of ttwarrior1 as well. I think this is my favorite post by him:

"I do over 100 miles of cardio week".

Most marathon runners don't do this much cardio in a week. Either he has the worst genetics of all time OR he has no idea how long a mile is.

[Matches Malone]

The guy is a treasure. Whether it's real or not, tt cracks me up.

[ehp6737]

No doubt a legend

[Matches Malone]

obama you know people bash other people because they are insecure about themselves and they are unhappy with their lives so they have to mistreat other people. So im all good here.

[ttwarrior1]

[Matches Malone]

You got it all wrong tt, I'm a fan. I genuinely look forward to your posts. I just want others to be able to share in the enjoyment that you bring SBR. And no, I'm not being sarcastic.

[CanuckG]

I'm a fan of ttwarrior1 as well. I think this is my favorite post by him:

"I do over 100 miles of cardio week".

Most marathon runners don't do this much cardio in a week. Either he has the worst genetics of all time OR he has no idea how long a mile is.

[ttwarrior1]

not sure you read this one so ill add one

Almost died tonight


December 22, 2010 by ttwarrior1
Just when i thought i hit rock bottom A 350 pound man almost drowns in the ******* bathtub
How in the **** does someone drown in the bathtub, hell i hardly even fit in if i a lie down in it.
I dozed off somehow and have no idea how i did that since i have insomnia and up at almost 4 am.
I was soaking in epsom salt and hot water , first time ive done this in years.
Next thing i know Im waking up under water , no idea if im drowning or wtf is going on. I wonder if i even knew i was under water.
My feet and legs were up in the air and against the wall so i was slid down . I was trying to get up and i couldn't
WTF. I was slipping and sliding and i eventually got up somehow and i started breathing hard as if i almos drowned. I assume
i almost did.

Did i wake up under water? Did drowning make me wake up? Maybe someone can help me out on that answer. Im
stunned. Could you imagine someone finding me naked and dead in the bathtub? It was not a fun experience, everything
about it sucked ass.

More later, crips

[Matches Malone]

Classic stuff tt. You'll be running this place in no time. Keep doing what you do!

[ttwarrior1]

Another time i got caught jerking when i was 18 over one of my uncles house. I was watching a porn and
nobody was home. My cousin was outside in the pool. I never heard any Van pull up . I decided to jerk off a different way
that day. Like im banging a chick doggy style . Im bent forward and down with my rooster hanging down with lotion stroking up and down.
Then bam. About 10 girls about 10-13 years old come barging through the door and as fast as i could I pull up my shorts and play it off
I think i was in denial about it for awhile, not even sure if they knew i was jerking off. I'm like shit, these chicks just saw my little rooster
and i probaly couldn't get a date with any of these in a few years. Wonder if they remember?

[yisman]

Remember, ttwarrior never lies.

Even though he's promised to leave multiple times and started threads about how he's quitting, yet he's still here starting threads about becoming an SBR Pro.

[CanuckG]

and he promised tennis videos but says he can't because he doesn't know how to work a camera

[ttwarrior1]

Back in 1993 i weighed 230 pounds and lifted weights maybe 4 times in my life. I was being offered tennis scholarships by some small schools and decided i thought it was time to hit the gym. I wanted
to gain muscle and lose fat like everyone else. After a month i was down to 195 and stayed there for a couple months. During this time
my confidence was shooting up like a mother fucker. I love women boys, i mean the young ones. Nothing better than those fine 15 year old
freshman and sophmores. I was 21 and started seeing this 15 year old , a chick about 30 min away was 15 and another was 16.
I never banged any of them but i was getting close. Not sure why, but i was never a fan of jerking to some chick
i might be banging soon. I was mainly a talker on the phone, The phone was kind of like the internet now. You can be anyone
you want on the phone. I would talk to each one about an hour a day, go over ones house, meet one at the park, store, wal mart
etc.
Turns out all 3 all had a close friend and blabbed about me. Next thing you know they all start talking to eachother about me.
They got some plan to bust me on 3 way calling. I was expected to bang all 3 that weekend. Even led me to believe that that weekend was
THE weekend. I didn't even jerk it for 2 days to build up.
I call one on the phone and then i do what I normally would. I said I'd be back in a couple minutes, but never leave the phone so
i can hear anything in the background, or see if they mumble anything or talk about me.
Next thing you know, oh my ******* god. I heard one of the other women i was talking too. I'm like wtf, are lines crossed or something.
wtf is this..
I then get back on the phone and before i could say i think its not a good idea that we meet, etc. Both get on the phone
and bust me ******* ass. I then started to do my smooth talking and it almost worked. I said i never touched either one of you,
whats wrong with me talking to 2 women. I then said i was talking to another women and she really likes me, blah blah blah
Hell i can't even remember the whole conversation, but one said i wouldn't be getting any of this fine ass.
I then call up chick 3, and i do the same thing , i say brb, and oh my ******* god, all 3 chicks were on the phone and they busted
me again. Actually about 11 women were on the phone, because one had 3 way, then another had 3 way and so on. So 11
******* women busting me on 3 way calling. Man those were the days. I heard some rumor about some internet thing would be popular someday and would be around soon.
Hell i was still playing on my atari..

[ttwarrior1]

vids will be coming, i just asked a few to tape me and they said no, don't really call that a broken promise because my intent was good

[jarvol]