Ever piss on another person?

[Emily_Haines]

http://www.thestar.com/sports/olympics/article/1038535--u-s-skier-accused-of-urinating-on-fellow-jetblue-passenger

[Dad]

Way to piss away your career!

[RibbedTrojan]

No but a saw a guy on Bourbon street one night pissing a a poor drunk bastard laying in the street. I told him to stop. He refused until he got through. Bad mistake. I layed his sorry ass out beside the guy he pissed on. I hope somebody came alone and repayed the favor. What goes around comes around!

[smitch124]

only metaphorically

[Mr KLC]

The girl’s father told the detective that when he returned from a trip to the bathroom at 2:30 a.m., he found Vietze urinating on his daughter.

I guess just telling her "Hello" was out of the question.