10 pts if someone finds me a good beach shirt

[ttwarrior1]

to wear jet skiing, boating, big splash off a diving board, etc. Prefer under armour or something similar

Nothing with collars please. i googled what do fat people wear to the beach, swim, etc, didnt find much

[ttwarrior1]

oh yeh needs to be xxxl

[doublej95]

google under armour yourself fatty.

[downsouth]

Try a tent. Can also never go wrong with a few extra pounds and spandex

[spankie]

get some bedsheets from walmart, real cheap.

[JBT]

Not really a shirt, but chicks are digging it as you can see...







And it looks good even if you don't have a perfect figure like Borat...

[Deuce]

Guy can only send two. Fat fukk.

[BettingGeek]

here you go:

[Dirty Sanchez]

damn...a XXXL.....wonder if William "The Refrigerator" Perry has a website with clothes.....or maybe Ringling Brothers Circus has a used fukkin tent

[BettingGeek]

.........

[spankie]

bettinggreek that thing will barely fit over his thigh

[Deuce]

Buy a fukkin tarp you fat bastard.

[excel]

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Buy one of these then tell her it's a bullet proof vest and you can't take it off for fear of losing your life.

[WvGambler]

Yea. A shirt. That'll fix it.

[ttwarrior1]

i don't have a fat stomach, i have a fat waist and ass and neck, nothing else is fat , in fact you can see my upper abs

[ttwarrior1]

what about this

[Dirty Sanchez]

i don't have a fat stomach, i have a fat waist and ass and neck, nothing else is fat , in fact you can see my upper abs

Yeah I'm sure that's a sight to see

[8ArIvd5]

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Adult-Hawaiian-Luau-Skirt/dp/B001E6SX30/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310947063&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Lanikai-LU-21-Soprano-Ukulele/dp/B001EL6I8W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310947173&sr=8-1

this will be a hit

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hi I'm warrior....nice to meet you

[Extra Innings]

Swimming at night and wearing one of these should do the trick

[pavyracer]

The jet ski will sink and they don't make life jackets for cows.

[ouman101]

What about this one?

[JMobile]

Get a Vader shirt with mask.

[ttwarrior1]

ate 2 mcdoubles and 2 mcchickens tonight, that should help

[CollegeOverUnder]

your so fking weird you need therapy

[GOIRISH]

wearing a shirt doesnt make you anyless fat, if your not going in the water than just wear a sleeveless shirt. any kind will work it doesnt have to be underarmor. Under armor will probably make you look bigger any way. If your going for a swim, just take a couple shots of whisky and pull off your shirt and get in.

[RubberKettle]

Here ya go tt
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Says they have 4x and its beach worthy.

[ttwarrior1]

no help, no points, close thread mods. under armour doesnt make anyone look bigger

[ttwarrior1]

good try rubber, not bad, Ill stick to my under armour heat gear tight nylon shirt

[GOIRISH]

no help, no points, close thread mods. under armour doesnt make anyone look bigger

tight under armor is going to show all your fat rolls, but what ever do as you like. also good luck getting back on a jet ski if you fall off tubby. Make sure you are close to shore so you can swim back

[ttwarrior1]

i don't have fat rolls

[excel]

[ttwarrior1]

[hawkwind]

tight under armor is going to show all your fat rolls, but what ever do as you like. also good luck getting back on a jet ski if you fall off tubby. Make sure you are close to shore so you can swim back

better off floating his way in