A guy the size of ttwarrior just shit his pants in front of me at the store

[spankie]

WHAT THE **** man.

I am sitting there checking out at the grocery store, and theres this massive sweaty monster in front of me with gray sweatpants on, must have been all of 400lbs, and out of nowhere I hear PLTLURLUTLURLUTLURTLRURLUTLRRRRLRLLP and the back of his pants just start filling with piss/shit combination and he's looking around innocently while the smell overwhelms me..

I MEAN SERIOUSLY MAN.

WHAT THE>...................!@#%! ? YOU JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS!

So I turn around like what the fuk is that smell and the guy starts waddling toward the fuking exit and waddles all the way to his car at the speed of a turtle.

I have never seen anything like that in my life, smell still haunting my pallet.

I cant believe what I just saw. ugh.

[nyed1010]

pics or it didn't happen

[King Mayan]

fat fukks.

[spankie]

nyed i swear to god i tried to pull out my cell phone and he waddled right around the corner, i was zooming in on his pants.

i cant make this shit up

it was unreal.

[ClevelandSTEAM]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fukking disgusting!!!

[doublej95]

he was shocked when he heard tt had a date last night.

[Wiggums5]

i hope this is real because that's hilarious

[spankie]

i hope this is real because that's hilarious

i am dead serious i wish i had a fukin video of it.

never seen nothin like it. guy even left his grocerys sitting there.

[onetrickpony]

i can smell it over here gross, piss and shit together, i wish patty was working at that supermarket

[greva]

Life sure has some great moments

[downsouth]

I would have been throwing up

[yahoonino]

omg that so gross,,,,,

[Tech N9ne]

puff

[yisman]

Wow, ttwarrior apparently does go outside once in a while.

[notsosharp]

I was once at a casino and saw a trail of diarrhea from a slot machine all the way across the casino floor. One of the grossest things i ever seen. The floor manager says this happens more than you think with ladies scared to leave their slot machines thinking someone else will hit the jackpot. He says they will literally piss and shit themselves before they leave the machine. Gambling is great boys!!!! What a sick disease we all have.

[megamillionslose]

Truly sad so many Americans are MORBIDLY OBESE!

No wonder that each state's Medicaid programs are costing a huge chunk of the annual budget because people don't give a sh*t about doing the right thing knowing damn well they can fall back on the government picking up the tab if all else fails.Don't even get me started about all the dum dums in this nation who were already on state financial assistance for their first child & got knocked up again multiple times without the means to support them!

[ttwarrior1]

size of me , roll eyes

Does he have 200 pounds of muscle and a bad ass???

[spankie]

I was once at a casino and saw a trail of diarrhea from a slot machine all the way across the casino floor. One of the grossest things i ever seen. The floor manager says this happens more than you think with ladies scared to leave their slot machines thinking someone else will hit the jackpot. He says they will literally piss and shit themselves before they leave the machine. Gambling is great boys!!!! What a sick disease we all have.

[l7ustin]

Is it normal that I burst out laughing when I read this thread???

[Dirty Sanchez]

[ttwarrior1]

you've never seen anyone shit their pants??? What kind of world do you live in. I bet you've shit your pants before

[spankie]

trust me, this happened. I dont make up stories sir.

[nyed1010]

nyed i swear to god i tried to pull out my cell phone and he waddled right around the corner, i was zooming in on his pants.

i cant make this shit up

it was unreal.

spankster, I was just joking. I have no reason not to believe you. That is really sick though.

[spankie]

you've never seen anyone shit their pants??? What kind of world do you live in. I bet you've shit your pants before

no i havent watched anyone shit themselves in line at the grocery store before.

and no i havent shit my pants since i was a baby.

puff

[l7ustin]

I was once at a casino and saw a trail of diarrhea from a slot machine all the way across the casino floor. One of the grossest things i ever seen. The floor manager says this happens more than you think with ladies scared to leave their slot machines thinking someone else will hit the jackpot. He says they will literally piss and shit themselves before they leave the machine. Gambling is great boys!!!! What a sick disease we all have.

[nyed1010]

I can't think of any reason why spankie would make this story up. Guy probably ate something funky and got diarrhea. I remember times when I had diarrhea and thankfully I was close to a toilet. I remember thinking like "wow, if I was outside somewhere with no bathroom in sight, I would of shit my pants".

[spankie]

i have never shit my pants recently but once when i was 8 i held my shit in for like 2 days camping because i was scared of spiders in the outhouse.

puff

[romecloneout]

hahaha

[Dirty Sanchez]

Go large...or go home...this is how you do it

[King Mayan]

i have never shit my pants recently but once when i was 8 i held my shit in for like 2 days camping because i was scared of spiders in the outhouse.

puff

Puffz

[Tackleberry]

[quote=Dirty Sanchez;10788738]Go large...or go home...this is how you do it [/quote

I really hope this guy won, otherwise probably not worth it.

[spankie]

man look at all those people that saw him shit his pants.. un fuking real

[eidolon]

A coworker was telling me how she used to work at Wal-mart and she watched some lady shake her leg until a turd fell out

[hugh_morris]

some people shouldnt even leave the fukkin' house...they should just get peapod or some home delivery service..a mess at best...