I have a date tonight, lol lol lol

[ttwarrior1]

wtf is going on, i haven't even been laid in years. Total fluke, and she lives here and knows who i am and i told her the truth about everything

No i didnt tell her i was summoned but would be a cool convo. Her name is gena, medium build, dark hair and looks like delta burke/kirstie alley

She said she was tired of all the fakes and wanted a real man

I can't even remember how to kiss or f\*\*k or anything. Im sure i'll choke tonight. Even taking her to the casino to eat, might play a few hands of blackjack and she said she would be playing with her own money. Of course i offered if she loses and I'm up I'll give her some to play with.

GL to me tonight, i'll probaly screw it all up
Do i used my casino comp coupons for a steak dinner???


So in the last week, ive been summoned, got a date, won 800 bucks, spent 200 on vitamins, hair in a can and joan rivers legs product and found out im going to florida for a week



I can't handle much more

[Wiggums5]

No you dont. If you do....

Girl O300 lbs -10000
U300 lbs +9000

[bobby heenan]

trying too hard man....

[Extra Innings]

Very Nice. All the best my friend

[JohnnyD4916]

[beanbag]

What's his name?

[pavyracer]

Stop with the silly stories no one believes. You were more believable as Roxxyfish the German Pro Player.

[VegasInsider]

Goodluck man, just do what feels right. If she doesn't like it, fukk her.

[itchypickle]

Was your pickup line;

You work at Subway don't you?

NO why?

Because when I see you I get a Footlong!


Good luck Warrior....may you at least get 3 strokes in before you release.

[Gio21]

Dont ruin it! Just try not to talk the entire time and you should be fine! Jk Have fun and put it in her butt!!

[ttwarrior1]

leaving in 15 min

When she originally asked me what i wanted to do. I sit i wanted to sit as close to her as i possibly can, put my arm around her, squeeze and never let go

[Tech N9ne]

Bad storytelling

[WvGambler]

leaving in 15 min When she originally asked me what i wanted to do. I sit i wanted to sit as close to her as i possibly can, put my arm around her, squeeze and never let go

And she's still going with you? Then you're definately getting laid tonight. Condoms TT, condoms....I dont need my little WvGambler's posting on a forum 20 years from now with little TTwarrior's.

[Dutch]

leaving in 15 min

When she originally asked me what i wanted to do. I sit i wanted to sit as close to her as i possibly can, put my arm around her, squeeze and never let go

Coming on waaaay to strong. You're suppose to act a bit cocky. Playfully get some digs in on her.

[Wiggums5]

JJ has a bigger rooster than this guy.

[excel]

Kiss that last $600 goodbye.

[LostBankroll]

You better be singin this tonight then.

[spankie]

right. we believe you fat fuk.

[DwightShrute]

don't forget to shave your balls

[doublej95]

pictures of the fat chick or it never happened

[notsosharp]

ttwarrior good job bro 600 well spent on craigs list!

[BeatTheJerk]

Yeah so I get the whole hair in a can thing, but what the bleep are you gonna do with "joan rivers legs products" ? Are you into some kinky shit or what pal explain yourself.

[captrobey]

Take her to church instead and tell her about Jesus.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Chick has to be a total slumpbuster

[Glitch]

aunt jemima or sarah lee?

jk buddy.....

[WvGambler]

Right now TT is knuckle deep in the bearded lady.

[EmpireMaker]

good luck warrior hope you have found a winner

[nyed1010]

warrior, we want pictures and or video of you playing tennis.

[LordCC]

How did your little date go fella?

[JMobile]

Hey TT, does your lady know you are the guy in this pic?
And that you are not a SBR Pro?
And that you're fat?
And that you drive a Ford Taurus?
And that you think you are a Tennis player?

[xlilsp1keyx]

lol you are fails.... jk good luck bro!

[GAMBLOR777]

never fukkin heard of ya pal

[ttwarrior1]

best nite ever.Im stunned and don't know what to say. I'll make a blog or post tommorrow. Just got in at 3 45 am

Best part was that mom wouldnt' let me use the car

I dont think i said one lie all nite.

The casino was a trip and what we did after was a trip, just trying to decide if im engaged now or what

[nijole]

I do not understand why you people create a threads like this? There are many things to talk abuot.

[ttwarrior1]

whose ghost are u, dude last time i was laid was in 1994, u probaly not even born then